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      01-31-2009, 10:07 AM   #1
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F... my life !!

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      01-31-2009, 10:20 AM   #2
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Lol can't read all those in one go , ganna have to bookmark it. Crazy stuff.
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      01-31-2009, 01:12 PM   #3
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LOL funny but depressing stories.
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      01-31-2009, 01:50 PM   #4
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LOL wow. this is just like that treefingers site
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      01-31-2009, 03:10 PM   #5
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      01-31-2009, 11:26 PM   #6
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"Today, I bought a mini tracking device to attach to my wallet to keep me from losing it. Unfortunately, before I could put batteries in the tracking device, I lost it."
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      02-01-2009, 05:35 AM   #7
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"Today, I bought a mini tracking device to attach to my wallet to keep me from losing it. Unfortunately, before I could put batteries in the tracking device, I lost it."
haha FAIL!
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      02-01-2009, 06:09 AM   #8
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"Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriends parents. The minute I told them I came from a German background, her little brother (age 7) yelled out and pointed at me HITLER! FML"

"Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML"



"Today, I tripped over my own shoelace after explaining to my boyfriend that my shoes being untied were good luck for me. He then took that as the grand opportunity to tell me that we were breaking up. FML"
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      02-01-2009, 12:36 PM   #9
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HAHAHA PWNEDDDDD

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"Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him to hold on, I had to ask my mom. I quietly asked her to say no for me. She said "Sure!". FML"
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Best Site Ever! Fml.
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