911 Retrofit Huevos

335 S · 02-09-2009, 09:46 AM

I am at a loss for words.

montreal red · 02-09-2009, 09:58 AM

at first i didnt know what i was looking for then i saw what you meant... hahaha... thats funny!

ACZakka325i · 02-09-2009, 10:21 AM

Only in New Jersey. Horrible, especially on a base Carrera. Save that shit for the Mustangs.

SlammedR8 · 02-09-2009, 10:23 AM

hahaha!

bruce.augenstein@comcast. · 02-09-2009, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by 335 S

I am at a loss for words.

I am reminded of an old friend with a Saab Turbo hatchback who added a pair of fuzzy dice hanging off his mirror, and those Yosemite Sam "Back Off!" mud flaps - all in an effort to piss off his fellow Saab owners.

Worked like a charm. It seemed as if every single Saab driver in the vicinity would give him the cold stare, or worse.

Bruce

mkoesel · 02-09-2009, 10:47 AM

Huevos? Isn't that eggs?

Don't you mean "cojones"?

335 S · 02-09-2009, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by mkoesel

Huevos? Isn't that eggs?

Don't you mean "cojones"?

I mean huevos. Cojones is slang, and this cool breeze doesn't roll with slang. Cojones can also imply nerves, which the brainless 911 owner does not exhibit.

Blake · 02-09-2009, 11:10 AM

mid life crisis

335 S · 02-09-2009, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by ACZakka325i

Only in New Jersey. Horrible, especially on a base Carrera. Save that shit for the Mustangs.

Fortunately I was not in the garden state when I snapped this. The poor lad must have gotten off the wrong exit and ended up in a Whole Foods parking lot in Pennsylvania.

MrAdams · 02-09-2009, 12:24 PM

It's not even an "S" that person should >

mkoesel · 02-09-2009, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by 335 S

I mean huevos. Cojones is slang, and this cool breeze doesn't roll with slang. Cojones can also imply nerves, which the brainless 911 owner does not exhibit.

Ok, well I guess I won't be ordering huevos rancheros at my favorite mexican place anymore then, lol.

I think the guy did this purely for the comedy and to get people riled. It seems to have worked.

lincoln · 02-09-2009, 12:49 PM

In WA, there's a ton of people that have that hanging from their trailer hitch... granted, it's in lifted 4x4's....I have yet to see it on a pcar. Someone must've put it on as a joke and the driver hasn't seen it. There's no other explanation. Haha.

335 S · 02-09-2009, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by mkoesel

I think the guy did this purely for the comedy and to get people riled. It seems to have worked.

I thought it was hilarious. Thoroughly tasteless, yet irreverent. Being a cad myself, I immediately wondered where I could procure such a display of refinement. Then I realized that might not go over well when picking up my kids at school.

mkoesel · 02-09-2009, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by 335 S

I thought it was hilarious. Thoroughly tasteless, yet irreverent. Being a cad myself, I immediately wondered where I could procure such a display of refinement. Then I realized that might not go over well when picking up my kids at school.

You need the servotronic one that can be raised and lowered with the M button.

signes · 02-09-2009, 01:18 PM

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In WA, there's a ton of people that have that hanging from their trailer hitch... granted, it's in lifted 4x4's....

I believe they are called truck nuts. Classy...

http://www.truck-nuts.com/index.html

335 S · 02-09-2009, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by mkoesel

You need the servotronic one that can be raised and lowered with the M button.

You have the right idea. On demand deployment.

335 S · 02-09-2009, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by signes

I believe they are called truck nuts. Classy...

http://www.truck-nuts.com/index.html

Classy indeed. How about lighted with the brakes.

mPlasticDesign · 02-09-2009, 01:36 PM

I remember reading this last year....

"The Florida State Senate just passed an amendment to a transportation bill that bans Truck Nutz"

http://criticalmiami.com/2008/04/22/...ans-truck-nutz

m34jlp · 02-09-2009, 02:09 PM

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I remember reading this last year....

"The Florida State Senate just passed an amendment to a transportation bill that bans Truck Nutz"

http://criticalmiami.com/2008/04/22/...ans-truck-nutz

You are right. My friend had them on an F350 and it is a pretty hefty fine as well.

Guess he deserved it, though, as he was picking up he son at an elementary school. Apparently he liked pissing off the moms, but the female officer wasn't as amused as he...

gr8000 · 02-09-2009, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by 335 S

Classy indeed. How about lighted with the brakes.

hahahaha, great stuff!

tim3less · 02-09-2009, 03:36 PM

lolll

wheelman · 02-09-2009, 03:41 PM

Kinda figures that they're blue...

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