04-22-2009, 11:16 PM | #3 |
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bang bitchesss....
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04-23-2009, 04:08 PM | #9 | |
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you should def go to the pearl of orient (that tall tower), take the river tour boat AT NIGHT. most of the shopping and big mall and new shit is on the east bank (but i wouldn't worry about none of that shit unless your from a small town and never seen a mall b4) All the fun and really culturally unique shit is on the west bank. Try to explore and enjoy architectures that resemble British, French and Russian architecture. try to walk around and get lost in older neighborhoods (you can always just get a taxi and go back to your hotel if your really lost) find little hidden restaurants with a lot of people, its prob really good. A lot of good bars and clubs in the French concession area. Bang alot of bitches. if you got good game, theres alot of hot bitches in Shanghai, not just Chinese, but koreans, Japanese, European, straight African bitches complete with the robe and shit. ShangHai is like the NY of China. But alot of them are stuck up and gold diggers so watch out. If yo got medium game, you can always go to certain clubs that offer bitches (not hookers, but more like young chicks that don't really want to work 9-5, but fucking loves to party type) to drink with you for a whole night for about 300 yuan (about $45) plus tip. Their only "required duty" is to drink with you and nothing else. but with a lil game and a lil sweet talk, they will prob fuck you for fun. If you got no game and ugly as fuck with a receding hairline. Theres always massage parlors with happy endings. and a shit load of Philipino hookers along the bar streets. Watch out tho, some might have a bigger dicks than you. if you got a lot of time there, you might wanna take some tours around Shanghai, theres alot of famous destinations around Shanghai, mostly like old buildings and natural lakes and island shit. on a second thought, after looking up Woodstock, Ga, you prob want to check out some malls on the east bank also. |
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04-24-2009, 12:19 AM | #11 |
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Just tell em bitches...."yo i'm an american citizen and if you play your cards right... you might be one too!" Then just bang em and be like.....sorry..... no green card for you!HAHAHAHAHA
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04-24-2009, 12:38 AM | #12 |
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unless they be like fuck Americans and tell their homies you're a cocky ass American. Then proceed to give you a proper Chinese 15 on 1 ass whopping until you crawl your way to the consulate. just saying, be careful what you say in other people's country man, it may come as a surprise to you but not everybody in the world wants to be an American, some even despise us to the max yo... NO WAY!!!
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04-24-2009, 01:09 AM | #13 |
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I'm asian too but I am a citizen (not by choice). But anyway....... i know a lot of chinese want to go to american, whether it be legally or illegally. Shit...... i know a few chinese that came here illegally and they had to pay around $60,000 per person to come here. I also know a few that got here the "legal" way...... and they had to pay anywhere from $80,000-$100,000 to get here. So i know there are some that dont want to come here, there are also ALOT that do want to come here and are willing to pay ALOT of money to get here.
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04-24-2009, 02:30 AM | #14 | |
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Don't 4get that many local criminals in any country will target American for kidnapping or robbery because they assume wealth. So can never b too careful when you reveal your nationality so bluntly. |
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04-24-2009, 01:34 PM | #19 |
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A lot of the chinese people i talk to said that if officials see an American passport..... like at an airport or something that they will generally show you more respect than to people from other countries. How true that is, i dont know.
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