04-23-2009, 06:56 PM | #1 |
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the 7 types of car guys
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04-23-2009, 07:13 PM | #3 |
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"The most enjoyable activity for BMW Car Guy is convincing everyone else that BMW makes the best cars in the world. There can be no other car better than a BMW M3. It is simply perfection. The BMW guy offers a level of pretense which can sometimes rival Exotic Car Guy, but at a much cheaper impact on his bank account (which also makes him better than the Exotic Car Guy).
BMW Car Guy is a refined sophisticate, and he has ascended beyond the juvenile need to do burnouts. BMW Car Guy is more concerned with car magazine statistics, expensive aftermarket wheels, nanotechnology car wax, and the latest watches in GQ magazine. BMW Car Guy would also ask that you ignore the slightly tacky carbon fiber roof on his ubercar. 'Course, BMW guy also has the obligatory hot Asian girlfriend, so he scores a tip 'o the hat regardless." ================================= Guilty as charged minus having an M3 (yet) and that "obligatory hot Asian girlfriend" part. I am open to possibilities though ...I mean switching to an M3 (Shushhhhhhhhhh ...wife may be be reading this later ) |
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04-23-2009, 07:19 PM | #4 |
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i thought you were 19...^
funny list.
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04-23-2009, 07:24 PM | #6 |
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04-23-2009, 07:34 PM | #10 |
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LOL love being a bmw guy
whats this nonsense about having an Asian girlfriend?... are asian girls crazy for bimmers? lol (oh and arabs and their exotics...hell yes! )
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04-23-2009, 07:40 PM | #11 |
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another vote for the BMW guy. i enjoy every minute of it.
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04-23-2009, 07:43 PM | #13 |
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04-23-2009, 07:47 PM | #14 |
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asians have flat butts so i can't have one as a girlfriend. they must've gotten that wrong with their stereotyping lol.
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04-23-2009, 08:20 PM | #18 |
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damn that bmw guy was spot on
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04-23-2009, 10:56 PM | #19 |
do a wheelie!!!
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WIN!!!
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04-24-2009, 12:27 AM | #20 |
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Well, it looks like I'm a 5 and a 1.
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