[ieicholtz]

epic thread in the most unlikely of places
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=19458

[quagmire]

This is why I hate religion......... People like these scumbags always run to their religion to justify their sick actions.

[Tondtar]

Relax guys ....Landover Baptist Church is a hoax site - Like "The Onion" version of on line Born Again Christians :

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

[quagmire]

Originally Posted by Tondtar

Relax guys ....Landover Baptist Church is a hoax site - Like "The Onion" version of on line Born Again Christians :

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

So my statement isn't relevant for that thread at hand, but I still stand by it when that situation happens.

[just4kickz]

i can't stop laughing.

the internet has something for everybody lols!

[DougLikesBMW]

Omfg. Even if that is fake. Religious people need to be removed from the gene pool.

[Jammin Jason]

Sorry to get a little bit off topic, but i cant help but notice:

"Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites , The Unforgiving , Homosexuals , Fornicators , The Wicked, The Covetous , The Malicious , The Envious , Murderers , The Deceitful , Backbiters , Haters of God , The Despiteful , The Proud , Boasters , Inventors of evil , The Unmerciful , The Implacable , The Unrighteous , Idolaters , Adulterers , The Effeminate, Thieves , Drunkards , Reviler , Extortioners , The Fearful , The Unbelieving , The Abominable , Whoremongers , Sorcerers , All Liars"


idk but that^^ kinda bothers me because you find all those characteristics in human life everyday in all situations andThese people make it sound like its impossible to make it into heaven unless your perfect, which is quite impossible, unless your god himself; either that, or everyone's going to hell.

[Mu Mu]

For fvck sakes...that site is some dumb shit!

Nuff said!

[spanishooligan]

it makes me just want join there fukin site and rip hell outta them fukin sick bastards. Some motherfuker should beat them to within an mm of there lives.

[silvergray545]

Whether this is real or not, it is not something to be taken lightly. This issue really does upset me. Men have no right to beat or how they say it, "discipline" their girlfriends/wives or even women in general. Men have no superior power over women. In this day and age, women are just as powerful as men are. We are all equal. Just because 99% of men are physically stronger than women are, doesn't mean that they are the ones in charge. I could never even imagine laying a hand on my girlfriend, no matter how pissed off I got. This is just another reason why women these days think that men are a bunch of assholes. To be honest, I agree with them.

[synclastica_86]

Originally Posted by Tondtar

Relax guys ....Landover Baptist Church is a hoax site - Like "The Onion" version of on line Born Again Christians :

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

Are u sure it's a hoax site? The there seems to be a lot of threads in forums. It seems legit. I think that there are people that do think like that.

[MrAdams]

crazy mofo's haha I like how the banned people have this as their avatar
can we steal this?...

[EdHermosa]

Originally Posted by synclastica_86

Are u sure it's a hoax site? The there seems to be a lot of threads in forums. It seems legit. I think that there are people that do think like that.

It is indeed a hoax site. I've had that site bookmarked for years. The funniest reading is the letters section where "true believers" who read the site, but don't get that it is a hoax, write some of the most incredible letters.

[Maestro]

I did not know it was for real, but reading it and knowing a few people who are this deep into their faith, i know there was some element of the truth in it.

Keep in mind, even with it being satire at best, most satire is base in reality which makes it funny on one hand but raise the issue on the other hand.

For those who do not think some element of this is real, you're kidding yourself, there is a who group of people who live with the notion that the man is master of the house and he has every right to treat his wife as he feel is suitable. They same people would look upon you as a weak male if they do not control their wife and kids and your a failure as a husband and provide if you let your wife do anything but server you needs.

[Maestro]

okay, it might be real, at least the people running the cite are real, not necessary the people posting some of the initial questions and comment that lead to the above link that person probably wrote that as joke.

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?...ldid=173411728

[TK-421]

I found this while browsing through the responses from the saved...

Please don't promote incest on our Godly forums. It is abomination.

LOL

[synclastica_86]

Originally Posted by EdHermosa

It is indeed a hoax site. I've had that site bookmarked for years. The funniest reading is the letters section where "true believers" who read the site, but don't get that it is a hoax, write some of the most incredible letters.

But if it really is a hoax site, isn't it a bit elaborate? Did 1 person wrote everything, or did everyone just played along?

[synclastica_86]

Pastor's reply to kid's question regarding the fate of his dying dog.

As True Christians™, we can only speculate why God doesn't find it necessary to populate heaven with dogs, cats, cows, chickens and other creatures. Most likely it is because we won't need food when we get to Heaven. Using Bible logic, we have to assume that there are going to be a whole mess of folks in Hell and most of them will be Chinese, since they never had the luxury of hearing about Jesus. People in hell will need food to sustain them through an eternity of torture at the hands of the loving God they rejected. As we understand it, Chinese folks love to eat dogs. I'm sorry, Timmy - it is a hard sight to take in, but in a few weeks little Scruffy will be savagely ripped to shreds, as will countless other pooches, at the blood-stained hands of starving, godless Chinamen as they are beaten and sodomized by demons on the desolate shores of the Lake of Fire. My guess is that those shores will be piled high with the rotting, bone-picked carcasses of every household pet there ever was.

Omg... this is funny as shit.

[bolinp78]

Some naive folks in this thread..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

"The Landover Baptist Church is a fictional[1] Baptist church based in the fictional town of Freehold, Iowa. The Landover Baptist web site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net Forum are a parody of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in the United States."

[cougfan335]

Hilarious, I love how many people are getting roped into this, both hardcore atheists and the saved alike.

[Blake]

wow. best forum evar. i've been reading for hours

[spanishooligan]

Well i bet someone out there on that forum is talking for real..... there are a lot of sad people in this world.