Quizno's commercials....

Driver72 · 06-05-2009, 04:31 PM

what's up with all the gay (and I mean literally homosexual gay) Quiznos commercials for the past month or two?

Surely doesn't make me want to go to Quiznos and order a sub when the commercials have a talking oven who wants the stores hasn't come out of the closest yet geeky worker to "give it to" him again, and saying things like "you know you liked it too." WTF??

Guess Quiznos really does want to go out of business, because I don't think I could ever eat there again without thinking about those homo-based commercials and then nearly throwing up in my mouth by the thought of them.

MrAdams · 06-05-2009, 04:45 PM

DUDE!!! I have been thinking the same shit! wtf? The oven and the employee are secret gay lovers...?
Oven: "Put it in me..."
yea I wanna go to Quizno's now... haha

1cleanm6 · 06-05-2009, 05:00 PM

LOL i crack up everytime i see the guy saying it..

InsaneSkippy · 06-05-2009, 05:14 PM

Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that.

They had a really bad one, that they later cut about half out of. I think the toaster literally said "Put it in me, Scott" or something similar.

TwinTurboXI · 06-05-2009, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by InsaneSkippy

Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that.

They had a really bad one, that they later cut about half out of. I think the toaster literally said "Put it in me, Scott" or something similar.

Those are still around, normally only play later in the night.

InsaneSkippy · 06-05-2009, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by TwinTurboXI

Those are still around, normally only play later in the night.

I haven't seen them in a while, but then again I don't watch too much TV.

Driver72 · 06-05-2009, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Phiberglass

Hahaha those commercial are the best. In fact, time to go get Quiznos now.w

No surprise considering your avatar (pic and color choice).

MrAdams · 06-05-2009, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by InsaneSkippy

They had a really bad one, that they later cut about half out of. I think the toaster literally said "Put it in me, Scott" or something similar.

that ones the worst!!! me and my friends were talking about this yesterday, and how gay it is

gonzo · 06-06-2009, 08:34 AM

Did a closet door open?

I have not seen these commercials and they do not sound like they would increase my desire for a toasty sambich. To each their own I guess.

TiAg335i · 06-06-2009, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by InsaneSkippy

Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that.

They had a really bad one, that they later cut about half out of. I think the toaster literally said "Put it in me, Scott" or something similar.

"Toasty torpedo" "Put it in me" rofl

c0nstant · 06-06-2009, 10:17 AM

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'Cane · 06-06-2009, 10:17 AM

The voice of the oven was originally supposed to be that of a woman, but after they showed it to franchise owners, it was thought to be too sexy. So they made it have a man's voice.

Driver72 · 06-06-2009, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Cane

The voice of the oven was originally supposed to be that of a woman, but after they showed it to franchise owners, it was thought to be too sexy. So they made it have a man's voice.

Guess the franchise owners are all gay.

How did those meetings go? Must of been something like this:

"Well gentlemen (sorry no ladies, especially good looking sexy voiced ones in attendance), we think that soothing woman's voice is a bit too sexy and might well, get the 98% of the populations straight men excited and interested in watching our commercials and maybe even buying our subs.
So we think we should make it a male's voice for the oven. We like packing meat, and having it shoved into our mouths with meat sauce dripping all over too. So let's do that. Now excuse us we have to go to a Prop 8 rally in hopes to legalize gay marriage in California. Its over by the Golden Gate bridge if anybody is interested.

BillLee · 06-06-2009, 01:11 PM

The first part was disturbing.

Oven: Scott, I want you to do something.
Scott: Not doing that again, it burned. *Looks down at penis*

CantDrv55 · 06-06-2009, 02:45 PM

Those Sonic commercials with the two **** are THE worst.

guardianangel3290 · 06-06-2009, 02:50 PM

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InsaneSkippy · 06-06-2009, 03:20 PM

^ Oh man, those were great

ybbiz34 · 06-06-2009, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Driver72

Guess the franchise owners are all gay.

How did those meetings go? Must of been something like this:

"Well gentlemen (sorry no ladies, especially good looking sexy voiced ones in attendance), we think that soothing woman's voice is a bit too sexy and might well, get the 98% of the populations straight men excited and interested in watching our commercials and maybe even buying our subs.
So we think we should make it a male's voice for the oven. We like packing meat, and having it shoved into our mouths with meat sauce dripping all over too. So let's do that. Now excuse us we have to go to a Prop 8 rally in hopes to legalize gay marriage in California. Its over by the Golden Gate bridge if anybody is interested.

TK-421 · 06-06-2009, 04:59 PM

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I was just about to post that! Those were EPIC

TK-421 · 06-06-2009, 05:05 PM

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bigslick82 · 06-06-2009, 05:16 PM

They Got A Pepper Bar!

JB135i · 06-06-2009, 05:23 PM

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