Eat a TT...

Frustration · 06-11-2009, 10:07 AM

OK , I'm not one of those folks that generally measure the weenie in cars. I don't care, generally speaking, where I compare.

But this morning I took great satisfaction in the 335 versus Audi 3.2 TT...

A guy was being a real sh!thead... sitting in the fast lane going 65 in a 65, but as he see's a truck moving to pass him on the right (mind you the truck did no tailgating, flashing lights etc... just wanted around the guy), the TT speeds up (top down you could seem him looking over at the truck with the lady in it...).

Then when the truck cant move over, he slowes again.

Now I'm behind him and the truck is stuck to the right.

He looks back with a smile as if he just did something special so I just shook my head... And he flips me off and taps his brakes (no biggie) Then stmops the gas just enough to prevent the truck from getting over.

I move over two lanes to a clear lane and see him speeding up.

I step on it and pretty easily move over and get ahead and he's right up my ass... Dives to the left, I step on the gas. He cuts across a couple lanes (cutting off the truck again), guns it but the TT really lacks balls...

We get clear of most trafic and he swings round and gets on it and I wink and just toast him (BUT NOT SO MUCH THAT HE DOESNT KEEP ACCELERATING)...

He's screaming hi head off and balling up the fist and doing the whole 9 yards and I hit the brakes...

Just ahead of the Photo Radar sensors...

Say Cheese B!tch.

gonzo · 06-11-2009, 10:17 AM

You did well for keeping calm. I don't know about there but here that would probably have been a meeting in the next parking lot. Big mouth and no balls.

The finger is a gesture that can get you involved with the wrong bear.

southlight · 06-11-2009, 10:30 AM

Sorry, no street racing stories.

Best regards,
south

06-11-2009, 10:07 AM	#1
Frustration enter macho title here... 12 Rep 150 Posts Drives: X3 / 335cp / 135 vert-135vert2 Join Date: May 2009 Location: earth iTrader: (0)	Eat a TT... OK , I'm not one of those folks that generally measure the weenie in cars. I don't care, generally speaking, where I compare. But this morning I took great satisfaction in the 335 versus Audi 3.2 TT... A guy was being a real sh!thead... sitting in the fast lane going 65 in a 65, but as he see's a truck moving to pass him on the right (mind you the truck did no tailgating, flashing lights etc... just wanted around the guy), the TT speeds up (top down you could seem him looking over at the truck with the lady in it...). Then when the truck cant move over, he slowes again. Now I'm behind him and the truck is stuck to the right. He looks back with a smile as if he just did something special so I just shook my head... And he flips me off and taps his brakes (no biggie) Then stmops the gas just enough to prevent the truck from getting over. I move over two lanes to a clear lane and see him speeding up. I step on it and pretty easily move over and get ahead and he's right up my ass... Dives to the left, I step on the gas. He cuts across a couple lanes (cutting off the truck again), guns it but the TT really lacks balls... We get clear of most trafic and he swings round and gets on it and I wink and just toast him (BUT NOT SO MUCH THAT HE DOESNT KEEP ACCELERATING)... He's screaming hi head off and balling up the fist and doing the whole 9 yards and I hit the brakes... Just ahead of the Photo Radar sensors... Say Cheese B!tch.
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06-11-2009, 10:17 AM	#2
gonzo Lieutenant General 10318 Rep 14,445 Posts Drives: as many as possible Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: TeXXXas iTrader: (0)	You did well for keeping calm. I don't know about there but here that would probably have been a meeting in the next parking lot. Big mouth and no balls. The finger is a gesture that can get you involved with the wrong bear.
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06-11-2009, 10:30 AM	#3
southlight Moderator / European Editor 1590 Rep 6,752 Posts Drives: X3M Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Germany iTrader: (0)	Sorry, no street racing stories. Best regards, south __________________ Those forums...WHY NOT? JOIN THE 6MT CLUB GROUP
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