Caption Contest! $10 PayPal to the Winner! $7 & $3 for 2nd/3rd!

ThorsHammer · 06-17-2009, 12:37 PM

FINAL EDIT: CONTEST CLOSED. WINNERS ANNOUNCED BELOW! Scroll to the bottom on this first post for results! Congratulations to sandyeggo325i for first place!

Winners need to PM me their PayPal.

So on the way to work this morning, I decided to stop and get some breakfast. Fortunately I had my camera with me, so that I could capture this douche bag in all his shameful glory.

Submit your best caption for any of the pics. I, and I alone will decide the winner.

If we get over 20 different, unique submissions, I will enter everyone who "didn't win into a random drawing, and the winner of that will also get $5 PayPal!

Have at it!

"Eh? Is this the Country Kitchen Buffet?"

Note about the winners: First off, all of the submissions were great! I LOL'd a lot, and had a real hard time deciding on winners. So, I enlisted the input from Mrs. Hammer and a few neighbors. Thanks to everyone who participated!

1st Place!

Quote:

Originally Posted by sandyeggo325i

"Objects in windshield may be closer than they appear!"

2nd Place!

Quote:

Originally Posted by mds82

My GPS said "destination 100 feet ahead"

3rd Place!

Quote:

Originally Posted by anthony @ eas

OnStar: "Would you like fries with that?"

Random Drawing!

Quote:

Originally Posted by FrankiE90

Dont mess with TEXAS!!! Biaaattcchhhh!!!

mds82 · 06-17-2009, 12:41 PM

My GPS said " destination 100 feet ahead"

ThorsHammer · 06-17-2009, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mds82

My GPS said " destination 100 feet ahead"

GOOD ONE!!!!!

cuban335i · 06-17-2009, 12:44 PM

haha love that one ^

thisguyhere · 06-17-2009, 12:49 PM

Now that's what you call a 'Drive Through'!

kgb1637 · 06-17-2009, 12:50 PM

"They said it was a Drive Thru"

Craig@SupremePower · 06-17-2009, 12:52 PM

E90SLAM · 06-17-2009, 12:53 PM

"Caution, your destination is in a vehicle restricted area!"

chinoxs203 · 06-17-2009, 12:55 PM

car love gone to far - shirt matches the paint and pants the interior

E92-Lighting · 06-17-2009, 12:58 PM

Drive Thru Diner

Rogue_Marine · 06-17-2009, 01:01 PM

Whataburger WTF!

RYANBOZ7 · 06-17-2009, 01:04 PM

Tmz exclusive "Kelsey Grammer driving drunk again"

tembox_7 · 06-17-2009, 01:07 PM

What a Burger - They make SLK Burgers too

Hoothout · 06-17-2009, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kgb1637

"They said it was a Drive Thru"

dang you stole mine

gtrokin330 · 06-17-2009, 01:14 PM

"Nope, this isnt my garage."

slowpoke · 06-17-2009, 01:15 PM

"When the competition goes too far"

Since I saw the VW and a MB lol I thought it was funny and also he literally went too far.

Delta0311 · 06-17-2009, 01:18 PM

At Mercedes-Benz we stand "behind" every car we sell; just in case the brakes fail.

shift330 · 06-17-2009, 01:20 PM

The guy was to obsessed with keeping an eye on his ride to leave it exposed to the elements in the parking lot....

Srsly, WTF! is wrong with people!

rjd598 · 06-17-2009, 01:20 PM

"make a legal u-turn if possible"

Mote · 06-17-2009, 01:22 PM

VTAKKK just kicked in, yo.

SpmnE9zero · 06-17-2009, 01:48 PM

"Yah keep F*ckin laughing as you take my picture you F*cker!"

d3l0n · 06-17-2009, 01:49 PM

To the person on the other side of the phone: "I swear, the building got up and moved right in front of me! Yeah I know, I don't believe it either!"

06-17-2009, 12:41 PM	#2
mds82 Major General 372 Rep 5,842 Posts Drives: 2006 325xi Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: South Central Connecticut iTrader: (40) Garage List 2006 325xi Snow Pics [0.00] 2006 BMW 325xi [0.00]	My GPS said " destination 100 feet ahead"
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06-17-2009, 12:44 PM	#4
cuban335i Brigadier General 237 Rep 3,550 Posts Drives: 535i xdrive Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: central NJ iTrader: (18)	haha love that one ^ __________________ Current: '13 F10 535i xDrive - lightly modded for now Previous: '12 e92 M3 Melbourne Red/Bamboo - ADV.1 ADV10, Volk TE37SL, OSS, Innotech F1, Arkym, iND '09 e92 335i Alpine White/Saddle Brown - fully modded
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06-17-2009, 12:49 PM	#5
thisguyhere Captain 77 Rep 736 Posts Drives: bmw Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Texas iTrader: (7)	Now that's what you call a 'Drive Through'!
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06-17-2009, 12:50 PM	#6
kgb1637 Lieutenant Colonel 21 Rep 1,519 Posts Drives: RS5 Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Baltimore, MD iTrader: (0)	"They said it was a Drive Thru" __________________ Retired - '08 E90 335i Sparkling Graphite/Gray Dakota Leather, ZSP, ZCW, ZPP, Navi, ipod, Sat
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06-17-2009, 12:52 PM	#7
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06-17-2009, 12:53 PM	#8
E90SLAM Supreme Allied Commander 2009 Rep 61,781 Posts Drives: A BBS WHORE Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: . iTrader: (6) Garage List 2022 BMW X3 sDrive30i [0.00]	"Caution, your destination is in a vehicle restricted area!" __________________
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06-17-2009, 12:55 PM	#9
chinoxs203 Major 126 Rep 1,368 Posts Drives: 08 E92 335xi AW Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: CT iTrader: (7)	car love gone to far - shirt matches the paint and pants the interior __________________ FOR SALE: Dropbox - please
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06-17-2009, 12:58 PM	#10
E92-Lighting 873 Rep 35,253 Posts Drives: Next Generation LED Lighting Join Date: May 2008 Location: Walnut iTrader: (324)	Drive Thru Diner
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06-17-2009, 01:01 PM	#11
Rogue_Marine Second Lieutenant 16 Rep 247 Posts Drives: E90 330i TiAg/E30 325ix Zinno Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Utah iTrader: (2) Garage List 2006 330i [0.00] 1989 325ix [0.00]	Whataburger WTF! __________________ '06 E90 330i Titanium Silver Metallic/ZPP/ZSP Pics threads: http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=266753 http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=277178
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06-17-2009, 01:04 PM	#12
RYANBOZ7 Lieutenant 27 Rep 471 Posts Drives: 2014 Bmw M6 Convertible Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: KANSAS CITY MISSOURI USA iTrader: (4)	Tmz exclusive "Kelsey Grammer driving drunk again"
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06-17-2009, 01:07 PM	#13
tembox_7 Private 6 Rep 67 Posts Drives: black E46 & E90 sedans Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Jakarta, Indonesia iTrader: (0)	What a Burger - They make SLK Burgers too __________________
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06-17-2009, 01:14 PM	#15
gtrokin330 Brigadier General 155 Rep 3,865 Posts Drives: TT Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: LI iTrader: (7)	"Nope, this isnt my garage."
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06-17-2009, 01:15 PM	#16
slowpoke Second Lieutenant 10 Rep 208 Posts Drives: BMW Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Los Angeles, CA iTrader: (0)	"When the competition goes too far" Since I saw the VW and a MB lol I thought it was funny and also he literally went too far.
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06-17-2009, 01:18 PM	#17
Delta0311 Banned 7485 Rep 10,119 Posts Drives: 2011 BMW 335xi E92 2016 228xi Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: NJ iTrader: (1)	At Mercedes-Benz we stand "behind" every car we sell; just in case the brakes fail.
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06-17-2009, 01:20 PM	#18
shift330 Blue Force Tracker 127 Rep 1,372 Posts Drives: 2010 Hyundai Genesis Coupe Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Sierra Vista, AZ iTrader: (6) Garage List 2006 330i [0.00]	The guy was to obsessed with keeping an eye on his ride to leave it exposed to the elements in the parking lot.... Srsly, WTF! is wrong with people! __________________ Stay safe 855th MP Company! Hosmer/Espinoza you're my boys!!
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06-17-2009, 01:20 PM	#19
rjd598 Banned 1772 Rep 6,696 Posts Drives: F30 340i Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: San Diego,CA iTrader: (2) Garage List 2016 BMW 340i [0.00]	"make a legal u-turn if possible"
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06-17-2009, 01:22 PM	#20
Mote Colonel 143 Rep 2,162 Posts Drives: 2008 E92 - 1991 E30 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Beverly Hills, CA iTrader: (0)	VTAKKK just kicked in, yo.
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06-17-2009, 01:48 PM	#21
SpmnE9zero DENY THE WORLD THAT SURROUNDS YOU 508 Rep 35,580 Posts Drives: JB 33ZERO Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: City of Champions iTrader: (14) Garage List 2006 330xi [0.00]	"Yah keep Fckin laughing as you take my picture you Fcker!" __________________ Eurocharged V5 \| ROW's / CC Delete \| K&N's \| H&R Springs \| Single Fin G.B. Grill \| Mode Carbon Diffuser \| JBSpeed CF Spoiler \| Arkym Style CF Splitter \| CF Mirror Caps \| 5% Tints \| 12mm Spacers \|
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06-17-2009, 01:49 PM	#22
d3l0n I love the ///M3, but I want 550hp ///M5 148 Rep 3,276 Posts Drives: BMW330iE90 Join Date: May 2006 Location: NYC iTrader: (1) Garage List 2006 BMW 330i (E90) [9.00]	To the person on the other side of the phone: "I swear, the building got up and moved right in front of me! Yeah I know, I don't believe it either!" __________________ .::d3l0n::. FS: OEM SG Side Skirts - Sparkling Graphite - PRE-LCI FS: OEM Carbon Fiber Rear Diffuser FS: (SG) E90 OEM Rear Bumper - Sparkling Graphite - Pre-LCI 328/330 i/xi
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