No, that's not a penis pump, Mom. Really

iRyceboi · 08-24-2006, 04:24 PM

CHICAGO - Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey. So he told security it was a bomb, officials said.

Madin Azad Amin was stopped by officials on Aug. 16 after guards found an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade, prosecutors said.

When officers asked him to identify it, Amin said it was a bomb, said Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Lorraine Scaduto.

He later told officials he'd lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he didn't want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said.

He's been charged with felony disorderly conduct, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman with the Cook County state's attorney's office.

Amin faces up to three years in prison if convicted.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060823/...is_pump_threat

jojogargoles · 08-24-2006, 04:39 PM

hahaha well he's an idiot!

shragon · 08-24-2006, 04:50 PM

what a dumbass.

miamidanny · 08-24-2006, 05:20 PM

Moron!!!

ksfrogman · 08-24-2006, 05:25 PM

Having a name like Madin Azad Amin doesn't help the circumstances.

ZuerstBMW · 08-24-2006, 05:38 PM

Well, he wont be needed one of those in prison.

Jay_328 · 08-24-2006, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZuerstBMW

Well, he wont be needed one of those in prison.

I suppose if he used it correctly, it could have a positive effect, meaning he could be the man

instead of the bitch

in prison.

Nikki · 08-24-2006, 07:42 PM

Hmm that really doesn't make sense.

zot09 · 08-24-2006, 08:06 PM

So it would have been alright if his mom heard that he had a bomb, but if she had heard that he was carrying a penis pump he would have been in trouble? Wow...

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iRyceboi New Member 2 Rep 7 Posts Drives: Acura RSX Type-S BONE STOCK! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ROSEMEAD,CA iTrader: (0)	No, that's not a penis pump, Mom. Really CHICAGO - Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey. So he told security it was a bomb, officials said. Madin Azad Amin was stopped by officials on Aug. 16 after guards found an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade, prosecutors said. When officers asked him to identify it, Amin said it was a bomb, said Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Lorraine Scaduto. He later told officials he'd lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he didn't want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said. He's been charged with felony disorderly conduct, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman with the Cook County state's attorney's office. Amin faces up to three years in prison if convicted. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060823/...is_pump_threat
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