Headlines in 2029!

BellasBmw · 08-27-2006, 10:51 PM

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh
largest country in the world, Mexifornia , form erly known as
California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and
livestock.

Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of
the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria and
Lebanon).

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more
years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported
legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces
mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight
loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter
speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals, violates their civil
rights.

Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly
swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.

Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political
contributions to campaign accounts.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.

pawarrant · 08-27-2006, 11:00 PM

Something tells me I would have gotten banished or whatever its called for writing that.

aapriadi · 08-27-2006, 11:14 PM

funny

Jay_328 · 08-28-2006, 12:11 AM

How about 2026

Nikki · 08-28-2006, 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jay_325Ci

How about 2026

hahaha

NaTuReB0Y · 08-28-2006, 01:10 AM

freak!

Richypc · 08-28-2006, 02:22 AM

Pretty good

Gearcraft · 08-28-2006, 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pawarrant

Something tells me I would have gotten banished or whatever its called for writing that.

lol. i was gonna warn her about that thing. where is she now?

bella ur making fun of california now? shame on you. J/K

say hello to the ninja turtles for me.

Victor.L3IchibanM3 · 08-28-2006, 02:47 AM

What bout Jesus Christ second coming?

BellasBmw · 08-28-2006, 03:00 AM

I didnt see anything wrong with the list...???

hmm...

pawarrant · 08-28-2006, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BellasBmw

I didnt see anything wrong with the list...???

hmm...

Bella, I don't see anything wrong with it either, but it seems there are some real sensitive lefties that will take offense to just about anything especially this one...
"France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica"

I also think if I would have posted something like...
"Texas executes last remaining liberal"

instead of "Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative"

I would clearly be labeled as a hate monger and be banished.

But hey I think your list is funny as hell.

I'm not one for censorship!

vladinecko · 08-28-2006, 11:54 AM

85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight
loss.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica

BellasBmw · 08-28-2006, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pawarrant

Bella, I don't see anything wrong with it either, but it seems there are some real sensitive lefties that will take offense to just about anything especially this one...
"France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica"

I also think if I would have posted something like...
"Texas executes last remaining liberal"

instead of "Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative"

I would clearly be labeled as a hate monger and be banished.

But hey I think your list is funny as hell.

I'm not one for censorship!

Ok whew, just the thought of being banned made me become a lil teary-eyed.

pawarrant · 08-28-2006, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BellasBmw

Ok whew, just the thought of being banned made me become a lil teary-eyed.

Just watch it when you insult the Frenchies.

MrSilver · 08-28-2006, 01:26 PM

Bellas getting all frisky I see.

This one made me chuckle:

"France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica."

LH1 · 08-28-2006, 04:01 PM

NeedforSpeed still has the best France joke.

He said they raised their terror alert from 'Run' to 'Hide'.

MrSilver · 08-28-2006, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LH1

NeedforSpeed still has the best France joke.

He said they raised their terror alert from 'Run' to 'Hide'.

NFS · 08-28-2006, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pawarrant

Something tells me I would have gotten banished or whatever its called for writing that.

Nah .. that was funny .. you don't get 'banished' for being funny ..

NFS · 08-28-2006, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LH1

NeedforSpeed still has the best France joke.

He said they raised their terror alert from 'Run' to 'Hide'.

The only two higher levels in France are “Surrender” and “Collaborate.”

NaTuReB0Y · 08-28-2006, 06:30 PM

Americans love FRENCH fries.............

bavarian19 · 08-28-2006, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LH1

NeedforSpeed still has the best France joke.

He said they raised their terror alert from 'Run' to 'Hide'.

SoYank · 08-28-2006, 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BellasBmw

Ok whew, just the thought of being banned made me become a lil teary-eyed.

Just the thought of you being banned made me become a lil teary-eyed, too.

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