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View Poll Results: Which One Would You Rather - Besides None
Lose the use of your penis for 1 year. 11 12.64%
Be a 400 pound woman's oral sex slave for 6 months. 8 9.20%
Give your car to the person you dislike the most in your life. 26 29.89%
Make out with a person of the same sex for 10 solid minutes. 14 16.09%
Eat a sandwich made from pubic hair collected from public restrooms. 3 3.45%
Serve time in a maximum security prison for 30 days. 25 28.74%
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      11-15-2009, 01:32 AM   #1
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I know it's hard to pick just one, but you gotta choose.

Saying none is just boring!
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      11-15-2009, 01:37 AM   #2
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you better had not picked the make out one!
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      11-15-2009, 01:38 AM   #3
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Bahahahaha!
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      11-15-2009, 01:55 AM   #4
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You guys do know what they do to fresh meat in those maximum security prisons?
The "maximum security" doesn't protect YOU while you're in there, it's to keep you from escaping!
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      11-15-2009, 01:59 AM   #5
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You guys do know what they do to fresh meat in those maximum security prisons?
The "maximum security" doesn't protect YOU while you're in there, it's to keep you from escaping!
In that case, I'd rather dig in to 400 pound vag juice
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      11-15-2009, 02:12 AM   #6
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I would rather give my car. Insurance will get me a new one.
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Actually pubes doesn't sound so bad
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      11-15-2009, 02:17 AM   #8
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lose the use of my penis
does that mean i cant take a piss?
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      11-15-2009, 02:49 AM   #9
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10 minutes....not .. jk! fuck i guess bring me the fat chick!!
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      11-15-2009, 03:19 AM   #10
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This poll clearly favors the gay. I will give my car, because it's replaceable. (Probably take it to the track as much as I can to wear it out first.)
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      11-15-2009, 03:19 AM   #11
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easy: prison
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This poll clearly favors the gay. I will give my car, because it's replaceable. (Probably take it to the track as much as I can to wear it out first.)
or if youve got an N54. let the HPFP die
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..... id probably say somethin like, give up the car. and like someone mentioned before insurance will give u a new one if anything happens.
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      11-15-2009, 09:14 AM   #14
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oh, i thought you meant i'd be receiving oral sex for six months! That's easy!
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In that case, I'd rather dig in to 400 pound vag juice
+1...i'm down with some 400 pound vag pleasuring.

the others are simply too painful.
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OMG, WHO picked the pube sandwich????
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      11-15-2009, 02:52 PM   #17
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i'll take 2 pube sandwhichs please. one with extra cheese.
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I'll kiss a girl for 10 minutes.
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Wow, lots of guys picked make out with another guy. Buncha queers on here.
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      11-15-2009, 03:56 PM   #20
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Me too!
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Wow...this list sucks.

Let's get a breakdown:

1) Lose the use of your penis for 1 year. -------> Hell no

2) Be a 400lb womans oral sex slave for 6 months------> That horrendously fat chick from "Goodluck Chuck" comes to mind.....Jesus.

3) Give your car to the person you dislike the most-------> F*** that bastard

4) Make out with a person of the same sex for 10 minutes--------> Sorry, Not a homo.

5) Eat a sandwich made of pubic hair from public restrooms------>

6) Serve time in a maximum security prison for 30 days. --------> American History X style.

I say bring on the 400lb vag or pube sandwich!

BRING IT!
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