Eddie Murphy-when he was funny

BForbes · 12-07-2009, 09:53 PM

Tiger should've watched this. It's hilarious!

My parents use to make me leave the room when Beverly Hills Cop was on the tv...ha Those were the days.

Memphis1 · 12-07-2009, 10:07 PM

"you fill out your W-2, 'watcha do?', i fuck my husband"

"no pussy is worth $150 million dollars, i'd like to meet some pussy like that, i'll put it on lay-away!"

BForbes · 12-07-2009, 10:30 PM

HALF!!

silvergray545 · 12-08-2009, 02:38 AM

Hahahahahaha that's funny as hell. Soooooo true though.

choicez · 12-08-2009, 02:50 AM

Delirious> RAW

E92murdered · 12-08-2009, 02:58 AM

funny stuff good post

dr.jay · 12-08-2009, 09:16 AM

His Richard Pryor impersonation is amazing in Raw, "The next time the motherfucker call, tell him I said, "Suck *my* dick." I don't give a fuck. Whatever the fuck make the people laugh, say that shit. Do the people laugh when you say what you say?" I said, "Yes." He said, "Do you get paid?" I said, "Yes." He said, "Well, tell Bill I said have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up. Jello pudding-eating motherfucker." LOLOLOLOL

BForbes · 12-08-2009, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by dr.jay

His Richard Pryor impersonation is amazing in Raw, "The next time the motherfucker call, tell him I said, "Suck *my* dick." I don't give a fuck. Whatever the fuck make the people laugh, say that shit. Do the people laugh when you say what you say?" I said, "Yes." He said, "Do you get paid?" I said, "Yes." He said, "Well, tell Bill I said have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up. Jello pudding-eating motherfucker." LOLOLOLOL

Haha!! I was soooo trying to find that one.

darkcloud · 12-08-2009, 09:31 AM

Delirious> First black president.

trade out Jessie Jackson for Obama

Part about the how some white people vote

kinda true.

dr.jay · 12-08-2009, 09:42 AM

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Haha!! I was soooo trying to find that one.

I know Raw and Delirious by heart

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