Some Christmas humor

JayeJaymes · 12-08-2009, 02:37 PM

Got this in an email today thought it was hilarious,

"Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever.Great stories. But two things made me take it down.

First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.

Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake, a Dummy, until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard."

lambtron · 12-08-2009, 02:53 PM

LOL I got that in an email too! Freakin hilarious! I'm tossing around the idea of doing this off of my 5th floor balcony, haha.

Spec 1 · 12-08-2009, 02:59 PM

That 55 yr old woman had to be incredibly dumb. If she's standing below the dummy yelling, and nothing responds.... I mean come on. 10 minutes later when she returns with a ladder and the object still hasn't moved....

Hilarious.

lambtron · 12-08-2009, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Spec 1

That 55 yr old woman had to be incredibly dumb. If she's standing below the dummy yelling, and nothing responds.... I mean come on. 10 minutes later when she returns with a ladder and the object still hasn't moved....

Hilarious.

LOL. maybe she had broken hearing aids?

Scorpion · 12-08-2009, 03:39 PM

Lmao

lucas.kent · 12-08-2009, 04:50 PM

That's pretty funny.

I also got this one today...which I thought was pretty hilarious.

gonzo · 12-08-2009, 04:54 PM

I may try that one. Not with lights of course. Too much work.

gonzo · 12-08-2009, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Spec 1

That 55 yr old woman had to be incredibly dumb. If she's standing below the dummy yelling, and nothing responds.... I mean come on. 10 minutes later when she returns with a ladder and the object still hasn't moved....

Hilarious.

Someone down the street has a Santa with ski poles smashed into the side of a big tree about 20 feet up. Elderly walkers stand there and just stare at it.

MCMLXXXIX · 12-08-2009, 04:58 PM

lmao hilarious

Pink Taco · 12-08-2009, 05:02 PM

lmao got that on my email 15min ago... pretty awesome.

Spec 1 · 12-08-2009, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by gonzo

Someone down the street has a Santa with ski poles smashed into the side of a big tree about 20 feet up. Elderly walkers stand there and just stare at it.

12-08-2009, 02:37 PM	#1
JayeJaymes Alien 52 Rep 1,190 Posts Drives: YMB 2016 M4 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: AZ iTrader: (8) Garage List 2007 BMW 335i [0.00] 2011 M3 [0.00] 2016 M4 [0.00]	Some Christmas humor Got this in an email today thought it was hilarious, "Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever.Great stories. But two things made me take it down. First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by. Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake, a Dummy, until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard." Attached Images
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12-08-2009, 02:53 PM	#2
lambtron First Lieutenant 176 Rep 336 Posts Drives: Crimson Red E90 335i Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Bay Area, CA iTrader: (1)	LOL I got that in an email too! Freakin hilarious! I'm tossing around the idea of doing this off of my 5th floor balcony, haha.
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12-08-2009, 02:59 PM	#3
Spec 1 Faster in the Corners 58 Rep 1,062 Posts Drives: '91 E30, '05 ZX6-R, '06 300C Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Portland, OR iTrader: (0)	That 55 yr old woman had to be incredibly dumb. If she's standing below the dummy yelling, and nothing responds.... I mean come on. 10 minutes later when she returns with a ladder and the object still hasn't moved.... Hilarious. __________________ '91 M42 E30 - All sorts of goodies.
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12-08-2009, 03:39 PM	#5
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lucas.kent Major 150 Rep 1,173 Posts Drives: M3 Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: AZ iTrader: (2) Garage List 2016 BMW M3 [0.00]	That's pretty funny. I also got this one today...which I thought was pretty hilarious.
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gonzo Lieutenant General 10318 Rep 14,445 Posts Drives: as many as possible Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: TeXXXas iTrader: (0)	I may try that one. Not with lights of course. Too much work. __________________ Crazy Diamond
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12-08-2009, 04:58 PM	#9
MCMLXXXIX wat 240 Rep 3,406 Posts Drives: a gr3at whit3 5hark Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Oct 2008 iTrader: (0)	lmao hilarious
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12-08-2009, 05:02 PM	#10
Pink Taco Doesn't get Pinker than this... 10 Rep 129 Posts Drives: e90 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Huntington Beach, Ca iTrader: (0)	lmao got that on my email 15min ago... pretty awesome. __________________
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