A sad mitsubishi vs M3 story

EarthShaker1 · 03-10-2010, 01:19 AM

So I was on my way back to NY from Natick, MA and there was this silver Mitsubishi Eclipse (02 production I think) coming up behind me and was getting a little bit close to my rear. He had like 5% tint I think and I couldn't see him. I didn't want to race him so he moved to my right side and just droved along side by side with me for a good 45 seconds. I had V-1 on all along so the road was clear and I figured "what the hell." I put on neutral and started revving a few times and the dude took off. I smoked him so bad that he became so tiny in my rear view mirror. I was up to 155 mph I think. He tried really hard too

.

Anyway, the sad part was when I slowed down to 85 mph and he caught up to me and rolled down his window and nodded his head and said, "not bad, not bad..." Then about 2 minutes later, I think I saw some smoke coming out of his hood and he had to stopped

. That really sucked for him. If it was my car, I'd just press that BMW Assist button lol. Either way, it sucks when you are stuck in the middle of the highway.

ABSAUTOBODY · 03-10-2010, 01:23 AM

this actually made me laugh, ahhahahha nice. similar story goes for me, but it was a honda civic si.

Dartanium · 03-10-2010, 01:25 AM

you guys are mean lol

EarthShaker1 · 03-10-2010, 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by GhostRideTheWhip

Racing on a public highway isn't cool. Especially at 155 MPH. You are endangering yourself as well as others. You should of been caught by the cops and had your license suspended.

Okay, I made that up. It wasn't 155 mph.

MrHarris · 03-10-2010, 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by GhostRideTheWhip

Racing on a public highway isn't cool. Especially at 155 MPH. You are endangering yourself as well as others. You should of been caught by the cops and had your license suspended.

No, your V1 won't pick Lidar in time.

Every single thread that has someone saying they are going over 100mph, we get a comment like this.

You think they don't already know?

davedave · 03-10-2010, 02:00 AM

i bet his ebay turbo upgrade blew up

FStop7 · 03-10-2010, 02:36 AM

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Anyway, the sad part was when I slowed down to 85 mph and he caught up to me and rolled down his window and nodded his head and said, "not bad, not bad..."

He rolled down his window at 85mph, nodded his head, and said that? How could you even hear him?

endofanera7 · 03-10-2010, 02:46 AM

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Originally Posted by FStop7

He rolled down his window at 85mph, nodded his head, and said that? How could you even hear him?

That dude def pulled out a loudspeaker, use your imagination.

GnokGnik · 03-10-2010, 02:50 AM

So, this Nissan Altima with a wing and an exhaust crept up beside me in my 911 and I floored it. He had NoZ but when he pressed it, his car exploded and the police came after the explosion just to give the poor guy a speeding ticket. Later that day, I went to his house to have sex with his wife.

ooowowizstev · 03-10-2010, 05:02 AM

^

Comet · 03-10-2010, 05:16 AM

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Originally Posted by GnokGnik

So, this Nissan Altima with a wing and an exhaust crept up beside me in my 911 and I floored it. He had NoZ but when he pressed it, his car exploded and the police came after the explosion just to give the poor guy a speeding ticket. Later that day, I went to his house to have sex with his wife.

nice! deathbed sex.. that's like the best kind of sex

Bob MG · 03-10-2010, 06:13 AM

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Originally Posted by MrHarris

Every single thread that has someone saying they are going over 100mph, we get a comment like this.

You think they don't already know?

+1, they should rather join a spiritual enlightenment club/forum and go talk about good clean living, classical music and living within the green line of the law.

I bet he doesn't say fuck either

or c**t (I thought that was a bit harsh to type since there are girls on this forum, albeit badder than this guy!!..

)

Seminole · 03-10-2010, 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Leozap

Okay, I made that up. It wasn't 155 mph.

You fail.

ibeclueless · 03-10-2010, 08:00 AM

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