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      04-06-2010, 10:17 PM   #1
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Who has a bang buddy?

So last night my former bang buddy, comes over to work on an English project, she is in my English class... Well I offer a glass of wine and she ends up just purposely getting trashed. I'm like great. I just had surgery and am on a bunch of percocet and I was drinking too. So we end up having great sex then today she is pissed that I won't date her... Umm. How the hell did this happen. We were clear as day that this was a one time reunion. Freaking girls...

Anyways just curious how well these special friends have worked out in the past, because this one has crashed and burned.
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      04-06-2010, 10:27 PM   #2
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      04-06-2010, 10:29 PM   #3
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csb imo
LOl what?
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      04-06-2010, 10:40 PM   #4
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LOl what?
he's trying to say....
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      04-06-2010, 10:48 PM   #5
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Stop fucking crazy girls.
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      04-06-2010, 10:55 PM   #6
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Stop fucking crazy girls.

Yeah man. WTF is with you and women?
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      04-06-2010, 10:56 PM   #7
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Wow, this is the third thread of yours that I've posted the exact same thing in.




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      04-06-2010, 11:01 PM   #8
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Hey man I've got issues I know... FML.
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      04-06-2010, 11:02 PM   #9
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So last night my former bang buddy, comes over to work on an English project, she is in my English class... Well I offer a glass of wine and she ends up just purposely getting trashed. I'm like great. I just had surgery and am on a bunch of percocet and I was drinking too. So we end up having great sex then today she is pissed that I won't date her... Umm. How the hell did this happen. We were clear as day that this was a one time reunion. Freaking girls...

Anyways just curious how well these special friends have worked out in the past, because this one has crashed and burned.
word of advice man, most girls "say" they are ok with the bang buddy scenario...but they are expecting you to be weak and not walk away from the attention...hints why she is mad
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      04-06-2010, 11:04 PM   #10
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Must be nice to have a dedicated fuck buddy. Sadly, I've never had one.
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      04-06-2010, 11:05 PM   #11
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Ive had several fuck buddies and they all end in Greek tragedy. The only way having a FB works in the long run is if you two dont live in the same city.
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      04-06-2010, 11:08 PM   #12
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I've done the buddy thing. It has worked. I explicitly state how I'm hitting it with other girls and couldn't care less about them. Usually they've already been emotionally crippled so it works. (Mine were real females, I just thought that picture was funny)
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      04-06-2010, 11:09 PM   #13
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Ive had several fuck buddies and they all end in Greek tragedy. The only way having a FB works in the long run is if you two dont live in the same city.
or if they are just as dedicated to their career as you are. and dont let emotions take place, just get a lil slap and tickle every once in awile and back to work.
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      04-06-2010, 11:10 PM   #14
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I've done the buddy thing. It has worked. I explicitly state how I'm hitting it with other girls and couldn't care less about them. Usually they've already been emotionally crippled so it works. (Mine were real females, I just thought that picture was funny)
we know by now haha
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      04-06-2010, 11:16 PM   #15
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When you do what I do every day, you need a sense of humor. Or you kill your self.

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      04-06-2010, 11:19 PM   #16
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When you do what I do every day, you need a sense of humor. Or you kill your self.

i can only imagine how med school is, i hate my job too(bank) all i hear is people complain about NSF fee's and lazy mother fuckers that refuse to fill deposit/withdraw slips and think its my job(which technically it is) but fuck i get tired of it

i get people that will put the deposit amount but nothing else, you cant write your name? seriously haha
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I dont know my account number. I totally hand them checks and smile. But then again, the only time I'm getting checks that I actually deposit at this point are on the holidays from grandparents. So twice a year. I deserve it.
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Did you know when your eating pussy you are tasting via cranial nerve VII - Chorda tympani, but the pressure you feel against your tongue is through CN V3. The facial nerve innervates your orbicularis oris (lip muscle). You hard on is a parasympathetic response via muscarinic receptors while that pearl necklace you gave her is purely sympathetic.

At least I have found positive applications for all this material.
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      04-06-2010, 11:33 PM   #19
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I dont know my account number. I totally hand them checks and smile. But then again, the only time I'm getting checks that I actually deposit at this point are on the holidays from grandparents. So twice a year. I deserve it.
account # is cool, its a bitch to remember it, i get people that come through the drive thru and put cash and ID and say deposit please, dbags...and you know how hard it is for me not to cuss their ass out hahaha, or send ID and say withdrawl 100 dollars...which means i have to find their account info and name etc...fill out the slip, and send it all the way back to get signed, wait for it to come back so i can do the transaction, all while 15 people are furious bc of the wait
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      04-06-2010, 11:37 PM   #20
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I never had one but kinda want one (for kicks and giggles). lol now if she can cook and clean that'd be great too. Oh wait, I'm confusing a wife with a bang buddy.
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I've had a few fuck buddies over the years...it never ends well.

Either I fall in love, or they do; while the other party never wants to go any further than fucking.

Moral of the story, just don't do it. It's not worth all the problems that come attached.

In the meantime:
spankwire.com
myfreepaysite.com
pornhub.com
eskimotube.com
the list goes on...
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      04-07-2010, 01:21 AM   #22
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I've had a few fuck buddies over the years...it never ends well.

Either I fall in love, or they do; while the other party never wants to go any further than fucking.

Moral of the story, just don't do it. It's not worth all the problems that come attached.

In the meantime:
spankwire.com
myfreepaysite.com
pornhub.com
eskimotube.com
the list goes on...
So your talking about a trade vs a fuck buddy?
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