The Sexy Secret History Of BMW's New Artist

Mark · 04-12-2010, 07:34 PM

The boys over @ Jalopnik have put together a nice article on Jeff Koons' art history.

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Jeff Koons isn't just the artist behind BMW's latest art car — he's also created some seriously erotic artwork. Take this piece, depicting his porn-star ex-wife, titled "Dirty Jeff on Top." Is this the kind of artist BMW wants? (NSFW)

Confession time: When it comes to art, I am an uncultured goon. I have spent most of my life immersed in literature, automobiles, engineering geekiness, and the study of the quick-service hamburger, and I've somehow reached the ripe old age of twenty-nine without learning anything about art. I can appreciate it; I can enjoy it; I occasionally even want it. I just don't know jack about it.

Make sure to follow the jump to read the entire article over at Jalopnik: http://jalopnik.com/5513753/the-sexy...mws-new-artist

BrokenVert · 04-12-2010, 11:56 PM

hahaha. wow

The__J__Factor · 04-12-2010, 11:59 PM

So the guy loved his wife and was super happy about her being a hot porn star.
Nothing wrong with wanting to show that off.

Good for him.

rjd598 · 04-13-2010, 12:07 AM

so is this a good thing or a bad thing for bmw?? lol

BMW_F25_X3 · 04-13-2010, 12:18 AM

Porn Star huh?

Nawaaz · 04-13-2010, 12:36 AM

W O W.

You certainly caught my attention there, Mark. ehm, ehm.

EZ_TUR90 · 04-13-2010, 02:23 AM

Interesting

carl_lazlo · 04-13-2010, 03:26 AM

Lol. Another reason I love BMW.

Kiemyster · 04-13-2010, 06:50 AM

well i guess thats how BMW diversifies themselves from the competition, invaluable investments in human capital. BMW FTMFW!

makes sense, since making these cars is basically them making sex for us.

BMWinNorthdakota · 04-13-2010, 01:03 PM

Lol wtf....

davidy1688 · 04-13-2010, 01:03 PM

very interesting!!!

MediaArtist · 04-13-2010, 02:36 PM

Who was his wife, again?

Tag · 04-13-2010, 06:41 PM

Life rule #1) Porn stars are not meant for marrying.

Box Collector · 04-13-2010, 08:02 PM

koons is one of the most influential moderns artists who incidentally has a knack for employing explicit content. BMW wouldn't settle for anyone less.

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