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View Poll Results: Where would you take her?
My Place 20 34.48%
Her Place 31 53.45%
Car/Hotel/Other (Pls Specify) 7 12.07%
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      04-13-2010, 10:11 AM   #1
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Her place or yours?

So you meet a girl at a club, she's hot but you know she isn't anything more than a one night stand. She might be a little dirty or easy.. she isn't someone you'd want to know what you do for a living but holy hell is she hot and you just want to ravage it.
You get a little tipsy and start making out on the dance floor, she whispers in your ear that she wants some more and you jizz in your pants.. well ok, you don't, so you start heading out of the club. Do you:

a) Take her to your place to bang her
b) go to her place
c) in the car/hotel/other

I'd do "c" simply because I probably don't want her knowing where I live. I also don't like being at the girl's place because I am not the one in control and calling the shots. I can't prance around and do what I want and kick her out if things go sour.
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      04-13-2010, 10:15 AM   #2
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depends on the girl, if she is almost a supermodel, my place...a face down ass up and kick her ass out...hotel(although that tells them your broke and have a shitty place or you dont plan on calling) so that might stop them right there if they have any CS
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      04-13-2010, 10:15 AM   #3
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      04-13-2010, 10:22 AM   #4
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Her place. Taking her to yours can come back to bite you in the ass. Especially when they don't leave in the morning. Though with her place there is always the risk of a cock block if there are room mates, that is much better than the risk of a stage 5 clinger. Plus I always end up with the crazies somehow, so I don't want her knowing where I live.
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      04-13-2010, 10:25 AM   #5
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charlie sheen(harper) takes them to his place, works for him
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      04-13-2010, 10:28 AM   #6
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too many unknown risks at her place

* cock block friend
* annoying animals that won't butt out
* annoying room mates
* bad neighborhood
* dirty appartment
* dirty bed/bathroom
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      04-13-2010, 10:34 AM   #7
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3 hour motel.
and i dont go to any shabby ones so
it gets expensive after a few times
its like $60 for 3 hours more on weekends
but somehow the 'presidential suite' was $150 overnight
(she felt special)
so the motel if not her place
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      04-13-2010, 11:10 AM   #8
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      04-13-2010, 11:30 AM   #9
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Motel, or in a taxi.
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      04-13-2010, 11:34 AM   #10
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      04-13-2010, 11:48 AM   #11
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^ excellent video
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      04-13-2010, 12:47 PM   #12
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This is where Japan is yet again ahead of the times. They have what they call Love Motels, they been around since the 80's. Since no one in japan has the luxury to have their own place so they just head to a Love Motel and you rent them by the hour.

Since that will not work in the US, call your buddy up tell him to clear out of his place and go to your place and watch your big screen and you'll call him when he can return.

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      04-13-2010, 04:42 PM   #13
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take her to your friends place...fuck her in the driveway then call a cab
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      04-13-2010, 05:23 PM   #15
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take her to your friends place...fuck her in the driveway then call a cab
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I voted her place because you don't have to deal with washing the sheets, but I do like home-field advantage and tend to perform better due to the situational awareness of your own place.
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I voted her place because you don't have to deal with washing the sheets, but I do like home-field advantage and tend to perform better due to the situational awareness.


homefield advantage is always a +
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      04-13-2010, 06:32 PM   #18
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Yep, bring em home, give it a good sniff, then break out the baconnaise and go to work.
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Yep, bring em home, give it a good sniff, then break out the baconnaise and go to work.
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Yep, bring em home, give it a good sniff, then break out the baconnaise and go to work.
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      04-13-2010, 08:45 PM   #21
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I voted her place because you don't have to deal with washing the sheets, but I do like home-field advantage and tend to perform better due to the situational awareness of your own place.
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      04-14-2010, 02:25 PM   #22
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My place, friendly surroundings and always have a way out lol

plus i have the sandwich materials so she can make me a snack before being escorted to a taxi.
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