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      04-14-2010, 01:37 PM   #1
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Would you marry a girl that has a stinky ponani?

To continue with the theame of where to draw the line with women of marrage quality.

If the woman was your ideal mate except that she was cronicly stinking down south, would you keep her forever or not?
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      04-14-2010, 01:47 PM   #2
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To continue with the theame of where to draw the line with women of marrage quality.

If the woman was your ideal mate except that she was cronicly stinking down south, would you keep her forever or not?
Lol..

Well, IF she was "the one" she would have to be odor free. a Stank box is unacceptable, i dont care if youve been married for years - NOT COOL.

so if she was stinky, but i actually wanted to keep her around, I would tell her "youve got everything I want, BUT this needs to change" and if she gets mad, then she wasnt the one anyway, if it gets fixed then your golden.
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      04-14-2010, 02:03 PM   #3
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if it stinks, there is a problem.
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if it stinks, there is a problem.
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      04-14-2010, 02:27 PM   #7
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It's not going to be smelling like roses no matter who the girl is.
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      04-14-2010, 02:29 PM   #8
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It's not going to be smelling like roses no matter who the girl is.
I dunno man, after 4 years my lady has never once smelt of tasted bad/odd/strange/fishy/spicy or anything other then good.
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      04-14-2010, 02:31 PM   #9
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HELL NO! I won't even marry a girl with halitosis.
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I dunno man, after 4 years my lady has never once smelt of tasted bad/odd/strange/fishy/spicy or anything other then good.
That's good. She takes care of herself.
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Can I tell her about it or do I have to deal with it?
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Can I tell her about it or do I have to deal with it?
Even a better question! Idk what I would do.
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      04-14-2010, 02:37 PM   #13
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here's a few ideas for threads...

Would you marry a girl with a huge clit

would you marry a girl with less than a A cup size

would you marry a girl with more muscles than you

would you marry your hot ass hell illegal Latin maid

would you marry a girl your cousin divorced

would you marry an emo girl
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pussy hygiene is important. needs to look pretty and taste good.
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here's a few ideas for threads...

Would you marry a girl with a huge clit no saggy clam

would you marry a girl with less than a A cup size If she's hot enough I'll buy her Cs

would you marry a girl with more muscles than you Gina Carano

would you marry your hot ass hell illegal Latin maid not marry. ill always need a maid on the side anyway

would you marry a girl your cousin divorced no way. cousin is a freak

would you marry an emo girlif shes hot and doesnt cut herself too much
lol
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Even a better question! Idk what I would do.
Oh you have to tell her, thats just nasty.
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Oh you have to tell her, thats just nasty.
If it's a girlfriend, of course. But would you still tell her if it's only a one time thing?
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      04-14-2010, 03:00 PM   #18
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I dunno man, after 4 years my lady has never once smelt of tasted bad/odd/strange/fishy/spicy or anything other then good.
Surprisingly my fiance is odor free as well. I thought they all smell like a dried squid with a kick in it.

Anyways, I wouldn't say anything to her unless you are going to marry her. And even if you marry her, it would be pretty hard to tell her.
Quickest way to make the realization is to bang and let her suck on the peepy so she knows what's up.
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How do you seriously tell this to a woman you're fucking/about to marry?

You: Baby, there's something I have to tell you.
Her: What is it?
You: Um, well.. your vagina smells kind of funny.
Her:_______________
You: LMAO.
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How do you seriously tell this to a woman you're fucking/about to marry?

You: Baby, there's something I have to tell you.
Her: What is it?
You: Um, well.. your vagina smells kind of funny.
Her:_______________
You: LMAO.
i dont know how they dont know, like seriously we smell ourselves after a gym workout etc...
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If it's a girlfriend, of course. But would you still tell her if it's only a one time thing?
If its a one time thing then its easy:

"oh and by the way - your pussy STANKS, look into that before the next guy comes around and maybe he wont kick you out as fast"

problem solved.
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If it smells like chicken, keep on lickin
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