[BTM]

Not necessarily judging people but for example I cannot deal with a girlfriend that has a tattoo. Can't do it. I'm friends with plenty of people with tattoos btw

Hopefully this thread makes sense forgive me if it doesn't I worked at 5am today until 6 this evening so feeling a little sleep deprived + wine

Girlfriend: tattoo, bad/crooked teeth or with that stupid gap, dress like they're 28 or something when they're like 20 or 21

Friends that are girls: better not start to like me or get all weird at my gf, asking me to do way too girly shit like go to bed bath and bodyworks

Friends that are guys: ones that bring their gf too much or when no one else has theirs, too competitive about stupid things (I like playing sports competitively, but when I say I had an awesome weekend I don't wanna hear you try and upstage me for example, I'm glad you had fun too, leave it at that)

Boyfriends: ones that aren't BavIII Dan in PA Collin or Shah no homo

Pets: fuck up my shit like destroy a loaf of my bread for no reason

Probably a fail thread but too lazy to delete

[shuarma]

ugly feet... there i said it.

[immiketoo]

Poor vocabulary and grammar.

[CollinsE90]

Originally Posted by BTM

Not necessarily judging people but for example I cannot deal with a girlfriend that has a tattoo. Can't do it. I'm friends with plenty of people with tattoos btw

Hopefully this thread makes sense forgive me if it doesn't I worked at 5am today until 6 this evening so feeling a little sleep deprived + wine

Girlfriend: tattoo, bad/crooked teeth or with that stupid gap, dress like they're 28 or something when they're like 20 or 21

Friends that are girls: better not start to like me or get all weird at my gf, asking me to do way too girly shit like go to bed bath and bodyworks

Friends that are guys: ones that bring their gf too much or when no one else has theirs, too competitive about stupid things (I like playing sports competitively, but when I say I had an awesome weekend I don't wanna hear you try and upstage me for example, I'm glad you had fun too, leave it at that)

Boyfriends: ones that aren't BavIII Dan in PA Collin or Shah no homo

Pets: fuck up my shit like destroy a loaf of my bread for no reason

Probably a fail thread but too lazy to delete

hahahaha


i hate girls that are dumb, cannot date a girl that is stupid, dont have to be a genious but not downright dumb as a bag of sand. Cant stand girls that lie to get me to date them, like i tell them something about me or story of my past and they make some shit up thats similar to me even though its impossible

[BMW F22]

I guess I would have to say teeth- if they are yellow and/or crooked it's a no no. If she dresses like an old lady that's a no no. If she's ditsy/dumb or has no sense of humor then she's gotta go.

As for friends in general: people that flake, have no common sense or make everything about themselves drive me nuts. Like "mmm I'm thinking about renting a limo for this and that" and they go "oh I had a limo like that when I went to the airport".

The thing that bugs me the most is common sense. The other day I went to lunch with a couple of friends/co-workers. This dude I've known for years got out and didn't close the door all the way. He tried to open it to close it right but since it was locked, he decided to use his ass and slam it in. All that before I could even open the doors for him since I was standing right there. Oh I forgot to mention that his jeans had buttons and shit on them.

Then a few days later I invited some people over for a BBQ for a graduation and the same fucker sat on my the front of my car (like lean/sat on the emblem/grills part). I told him to get off and he still sat there with his dumb ass face. I had to walk over to him and drag him off. I swear I was valuing the fact that I've known him since like the 8th grade or else he would have went home with a bruised face and need dental work. He used to be hella cool but got all stupid in the past year or so.

[koreez88]

GF: Girls that play games and mind tricks. I'm so tired of that shit

[wwjbd24]

Originally Posted by BMW E90

I guess I would have to say teeth- if they are yellow and/or crooked it's a no no. If she dresses like an old lady that's a no no. If she's ditsy/dumb or has no sense of humor then she's gotta go.

As for friends in general: people that flake, have no common sense or make everything about themselves drive me nuts. Like "mmm I'm thinking about renting a limo for this and that" and they go "oh I had a limo like that when I went to the airport".

The thing that bugs me the most is common sense. The other day I went to lunch with a couple of friends/co-workers. This dude I've known for years got out and didn't close the door all the way. He tried to open it to close it right but since it was locked, he decided to use his ass and slam it in. All that before I could even open the doors for him since I was standing right there. Oh I forgot to mention that his jeans had buttons and shit on them.

Then a few days later I invited some people over for a BBQ for a graduation and the same fucker sat on my the front of my car (like lean/sat on the emblem/grills part). I told him to get off and he still sat there with his dumb ass face. I had to walk over to him and drag him off. I swear I was valuing the fact that I've known him since like the 8th grade or else he would have went home with a bruised face and need dental work. He used to be hella cool but got all stupid in the past year or so.

speaks the truth

[BMW F22]

Originally Posted by koreez88

GF: Girls that play games and mind tricks. I'm so tired of that shit

Amen to that. I don't know why women do that shit. It's like "bitch I aint psychic so tell me what it is you want. Otherwise imma do what I want and you can't bitch and moan or with hold sex later on".

[CollinsE90]

Originally Posted by BMW E90

Amen to that. I don't know why women do that shit. It's like "bitch I aint psychic so tell me what it is you want. Otherwise imma do what I want and you can't bitch and moan or with hold sex later on".

i show them i can play games better, drive them crazy and they tone it down after i do it long enough...best cure for the games is to show zero emotion and act like none of it matters, that is the ultimate game a guy can play, literally makes them insane

[BTM]

Originally Posted by CollinsE90

i show them i can play games better, drive them crazy and they tone it down after i do it long enough...best cure for the games is to show zero emotion and act like none of it matters, that is the ultimate game a guy can play, literally makes them insane

x2 this works. Do not react

[addy85]

Fucked up hands/feet, bad teeth, fried hair, no common sense.

I'm picky

[BMW F22]

Originally Posted by CollinsE90

i show them i can play games better, drive them crazy and they tone it down after i do it long enough...best cure for the games is to show zero emotion and act like none of it matters, that is the ultimate game a guy can play, literally makes them insane

Ah yes that move works. I still wish things/people are more straight forward though. I've been trying to gauge this girl for a few weeks now but still confused as shit. lol

[CollinsE90]

Originally Posted by BMW E90

Ah yes that move works. I still wish things/people are more straight forward though. I've been trying to gauge this girl for a few weeks now but still confused as shit. lol

most girls that are straight forward are lying or have issues due to past things to cause them to not want to play games, which is a no no bc they have issues and can never be pleased bc they have been "hurt" to much

just dont text her for a few days and if she asks why just say you dont have time for games, she will come around eventually

girls want what they cant have

[nmulax]

Originally Posted by immiketoo

Poor vocabulary and grammar.

This.

Not saying you have to be an english major. But basic spelling/sentence structure people. I met a girl at the bar and we exchanged numbers; I stopped replying to her texts since they looked like a 5 year-old wrote them.

A bit random... but freckles. I will not date a girl with freckles.

[Sara]

Friends that are girls: Dont like to go out. Wont dance on the dance floor with me. Shy girls. Girls who date guys that I dont get along with.

Friends that are guys: Boring guys. Guys that arent into sports or cars.

Boyfriends: Bad teeth, not fit, baby mama drama (wont date a guy with luggage) guys that smoother me. Shorter than 5'11. Small penis. Guys who are passive

Pets: pets who think my heels are chew toys!!

[Dan in PA]

Inhaling oxygen and converting it to carbon dioxide just....irks me....

[jibaholic101]

bad teeth, self-centered, selfish, unreliable (bad at answering/returning calls/texts), smelly, airheads, and like previously mentioned bad grammar/vocabulary

[GOLFFRR]

chicks who talk to much.

[Bimmer Nerd]

Originally Posted by GOLFFRR

chicks who talk to much.

+ 10, some need to STFU.

GF : bad teeth, feet or not fashanable, i like girls that are presentable to other people.

Friends guys: think they are the shit when they aren't.

Friends girls: annoying, fat

[sb335is]

I hate dumb bitches. theres so many of them that are just flat out DUMB. and I hate girls who are really loud/scream at everything/ make annoying laughs

my girlfriends friend an ways has this habit of saying shit before or after a story like "that so funny lyke, or thats like not funny, but jk it is" or some annoying shit like that. its like "hey jimmy died, lke its not even funny." as if people find hilarity in that and needed her to confirm her tone.

I hate people who misspell you're. which is the majority of people. I honestly could roll with a girlfriend whose about a cute 7 that actually contains some intelligence over a dumb ass 9.

I basically have lost faith in humanity. I'll just be honest and say the majority of people these days really piss me off. I'm sick and tired of extending complete courtesy to people on a daily basis just to get shit all over by morons..... I just realized what I've been talking about is pretty off topic but I'm to lazy to delete.

Originally Posted by BMW E90

He used to be hella cool but got all stupid in the past year or so.

lol.

And my mom leaned against my quarter panel the other day and I gave her the stink eye hard ahhahaha. I'm hard car OCD.

[MCMLXXXIX]

GF: no sense of humor, airhead, dumb, bad feet, bad hair, annoying laugh, too much of a party girl, taller than 5'5, and i cant have a girl who doesnt love music (not those top 10 hits on the radio that she screams along to with her friends in the car)

chick friends: talk too much, tell me about their stupid relationship shit and/or complain about the dumbest things

guy friends: overly competitive...cant stand that shit. ruin the fun for everyone

[M3 Princess]

guys with no ambition or goals in life