alright, how do i solve this issue

sb335is · 08-20-2010, 12:49 PM

So its about 12:15am and I'm trying to sleep. So for about a half an hour straight on and off this asshat on his chopper bike was WOTing up and down the main street. I mean, its hot, summer, ive got my damn window open- And this guy thinks it's funny to haul ass with his straight piped piece of garbage up and down the street and wake up everyone.

So this lasted till about 1am ( I must have finally fallen asleep after my rage session). And this morning I wake up to jack hammering (irrelevant but ffuuu).

So I'm thinking, I live in a gated community, this guy wouldn't have been able to get in that late if he didn't live in here. SO there's only one guy who lives a street below mine who owns a chopper that sounds exactly the same. He's just some prick going through a middle aged crisis and I always see him coming and going thinking hes a badass... no big deal everyones a little gay sometimes.

But this reallllyyy pissed me off that this headcase is going out on a thursday night (Well friday really) to wake everybody up when people have work in the morning ect ect.

So, what do I do? The cops around here are ineffective and lazy.

SchlauCow · 08-20-2010, 01:06 PM

You introduce yourself, shake hands, and ask him if he was the one making the noise last night. If so, let him know that that's much too late. He should understand. If not and he does it again, call the police.

Red Bread · 08-20-2010, 01:29 PM

Remote control spike strip:

http://www.tradeage.com/Flash-Spike-...F1_201005.html

JayKay335i · 08-20-2010, 02:43 PM

Assault him.

OC Guy · 08-20-2010, 02:49 PM

^ lol.

post #2 got it down. Be civil, at first.

Feyd · 08-20-2010, 02:55 PM

Dog poop (in a bag) on fire on the front steps.

Repeat until doosh-i-ness activity stops.

sb335is · 08-20-2010, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Feyd

Dog poop (in a bag) on fire on the front steps.

Repeat until doosh-i-ness activity stops.

Now this is the thinking I like to hear.

TK-421 · 08-20-2010, 03:04 PM

Paintball gun/roman candle next time he does that

JayKay335i · 08-20-2010, 03:13 PM

Fill his gas tank with meth then call the cops. Or assault him. Or both. Together at the same time?

EmmettBrown · 08-20-2010, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Feyd

Dog poop (in a bag) on fire on the front steps.

Repeat until doosh-i-ness activity stops.

THE OLD MAN CALLED IT POOP

Comet · 08-23-2010, 01:23 AM

sleep with his wife

g_rant · 08-23-2010, 01:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Comet

sleep with his wife

or maybe his daughter...jk.

Comet · 08-23-2010, 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by g_rant

or maybe his daughter...jk.

daughters don't moan as loud as cougars which is as loud as that guy's motorcycle...

also, do it in his front lawn... that'll show him

kaykay · 08-23-2010, 05:14 AM

+1 for the remote controlled spike strip

c0nstant · 08-23-2010, 05:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red Bread

Remote control spike strip:

http://www.tradeage.com/Flash-Spike-...F1_201005.html

08-20-2010, 12:49 PM	#1
sb335is Captain 90 Rep 736 Posts Drives: fast Join Date: May 2010 Location: CA iTrader: (0)	alright, how do i solve this issue So its about 12:15am and I'm trying to sleep. So for about a half an hour straight on and off this asshat on his chopper bike was WOTing up and down the main street. I mean, its hot, summer, ive got my damn window open- And this guy thinks it's funny to haul ass with his straight piped piece of garbage up and down the street and wake up everyone. So this lasted till about 1am ( I must have finally fallen asleep after my rage session). And this morning I wake up to jack hammering (irrelevant but ffuuu). So I'm thinking, I live in a gated community, this guy wouldn't have been able to get in that late if he didn't live in here. SO there's only one guy who lives a street below mine who owns a chopper that sounds exactly the same. He's just some prick going through a middle aged crisis and I always see him coming and going thinking hes a badass... no big deal everyones a little gay sometimes. But this reallllyyy pissed me off that this headcase is going out on a thursday night (Well friday really) to wake everybody up when people have work in the morning ect ect. So, what do I do? The cops around here are ineffective and lazy. __________________
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SchlauCow ****** 141 Rep 337 Posts Drives: Honda M6 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Radiance iTrader: (4)	You introduce yourself, shake hands, and ask him if he was the one making the noise last night. If so, let him know that that's much too late. He should understand. If not and he does it again, call the police.
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JayKay335i Banned 198 Rep 5,046 Posts Drives: ///M323 DCT Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: North Dakota; its best DUHHHHHH iTrader: (1)	Fill his gas tank with meth then call the cops. Or assault him. Or both. Together at the same time?
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