Calling cool things 'Sex' and 'Tits'

UltimateBMW · 08-27-2010, 07:16 PM

Is anyone else annoyed by this? I read poeple saying it, or hear them and just think, "What a complete twat." I get the mental picture that they have Tourette's.

Guy 1: Hey check out my new rims!
Guy 2: tits!
Guy 1: <awkward moment with no response>

Am I the only one that things calling things that are cool, 'sex' and 'tits', is pretentious?

To me, if tits are mentioned they'd better be talking about these.

DougLikesBMW · 08-27-2010, 07:17 PM

what were you saying?

UltimateBMW · 08-27-2010, 07:20 PM

Seriously though. No one else is annoyed when poeple blurt out that shit?

NYCGarbagePrince · 08-27-2010, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by UltimateBMW

That is some great cabinetry!

pmeloche · 08-27-2010, 07:22 PM

I did not even know that people were talking like that at all.

Kroy · 08-27-2010, 08:26 PM

this thread is(has) tits

py335 · 08-27-2010, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by NYCGarbagePrince

That is some great cabinetry!

holy shit that's exactly what i was going to say

immiketoo · 08-28-2010, 12:59 AM

There are so many things about the way our language is bastardized that its pathetic. At least with tits, you know its good, as opposed to other idioms that leave you guessing

TK-421 · 08-28-2010, 01:10 AM

I love saying tits. It's replaced shit in my vocabulary because it's played out and doesn't have the same effect as tits. Like "these aluminum slurpee straws are the tits!"

BMW F22 · 08-28-2010, 01:12 AM

Never heard of that before but there's just so much slang these days it's kinda scary. If I were to talk to a high school kid right now I would have no idea what he/she's saying. Then those things just kinda get around and everyone starts saying them.

MCMLXXXIX · 08-28-2010, 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by TK-421

I love saying tits. It's replaced shit in my vocabulary because it's played out and doesn't have the same effect as tits. Like "these aluminum slurpee straws are the tits!"

wait wait wait. ALUMINUM SLURPEE STRAWS! sounds like sex

Ive never used 'tits' but I like saying the occasional 'that car is pure sex'

lopealle · 08-28-2010, 01:53 AM

i wonder what kind of jeans those are on the counter?

Chest Rockwell · 08-28-2010, 11:26 AM

I quit using "tits" and started using "nips." As in: Those rims are the nips.

Because let's be honest, tits are worthless without some nice hershey kiss nips on them.

I'm also trying to bring back "the bees knees." It's not catching on as well as I had hoped.

MisterSkiMask · 08-28-2010, 11:34 AM

I'm with the OP on this.

tweak84 · 08-28-2010, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Chest Rockwell

I quit using "tits" and started using "nips." As in: Those rims are the nips.

Because let's be honest, tits are worthless without some nice hershey kiss nips on them.

I'm also trying to bring back "the bees knees." It's not catching on as well as I had hoped.

lol, im trying to bring back "the cats pajamas" and i think its working

scollins · 08-28-2010, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by UltimateBMW

Is anyone else annoyed by this? I read poeple saying it, or hear them and just think, "What a complete twat." I get the mental picture that they have Tourette's.

So, using "tits" or "sex" to describe something cool is bad, but using "twat" to describe something/someone idiotic is OK?

UltimateBMW · 08-28-2010, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by scollins

So, using "tits" or "sex" to describe something cool is bad, but using "twat" to describe something/someone idiotic is OK?

Whats ironic about it? They say tits, and I think twat....

I figured it was an appropriate response.

immiketoo · 08-28-2010, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by lopealle

i wonder what kind of jeans those are on the counter?

Don't know, but the important thing is that they are

bhoch · 08-28-2010, 03:41 PM

as long as they are off.. who cares what type they are?

gill_ · 08-28-2010, 05:21 PM

that's just retarded. but then again...its just the same thing as saying "sick" to describe something awesome and i bet most guys on this site use it

immiketoo · 08-28-2010, 07:09 PM

Yeah, but sick turned into ill, which sounds stupid.

sb335is · 08-28-2010, 07:12 PM

i know people who say tits but they dont just say tits

they refer to something as "its the tits"

08-27-2010, 07:16 PM	#1
UltimateBMW Brigadier General 423 Rep 3,287 Posts Drives: MP4 Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: South iTrader: (0)	Calling cool things 'Sex' and 'Tits' Is anyone else annoyed by this? I read poeple saying it, or hear them and just think, "What a complete twat." I get the mental picture that they have Tourette's. Guy 1: Hey check out my new rims! Guy 2: tits! Guy 1: <awkward moment with no response> Am I the only one that things calling things that are cool, 'sex' and 'tits', is pretentious? To me, if tits are mentioned they'd better be talking about these. __________________
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TK-421 Registered Sex Offender 597 Rep 4,757 Posts Drives: E46 M3 \| 1JZ S13 Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Tampa, FL iTrader: (0)	I love saying tits. It's replaced shit in my vocabulary because it's played out and doesn't have the same effect as tits. Like "these aluminum slurpee straws are the tits!" __________________ Stop putting stuff like painted reflectors and premium package in your signature. You're embarrassing.
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BMW F22 Major General 3654 Rep 9,783 Posts Drives: ///M235i Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Bay Area iTrader: (8)	Never heard of that before but there's just so much slang these days it's kinda scary. If I were to talk to a high school kid right now I would have no idea what he/she's saying. Then those things just kinda get around and everyone starts saying them.
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08-28-2010, 01:53 AM	#12
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Chest Rockwell Private First Class 17 Rep 134 Posts Drives: 2011 M3 Sedan Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Maryland iTrader: (0)	I quit using "tits" and started using "nips." As in: Those rims are the nips. Because let's be honest, tits are worthless without some nice hershey kiss nips on them. I'm also trying to bring back "the bees knees." It's not catching on as well as I had hoped.
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08-28-2010, 11:34 AM	#14
MisterSkiMask Banned 149 Rep 2,014 Posts Drives: I Can not say Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: you must not know iTrader: (0)	I'm with the OP on this.
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gill_ Banned 17 Rep 128 Posts Drives: AW e92 Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: NY iTrader: (0)	that's just retarded. but then again...its just the same thing as saying "sick" to describe something awesome and i bet most guys on this site use it
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sb335is Captain 92 Rep 736 Posts Drives: fast Join Date: May 2010 Location: CA iTrader: (0)	i know people who say tits but they dont just say tits they refer to something as "its the tits" __________________
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