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      01-14-2007, 01:33 AM   #1
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Questions regarding attack dogs

What is the best thing to do when they come charging at you in attack mode? Anyone in the official field that would know what to do?
just a though.
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      01-14-2007, 01:38 AM   #2
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cry!!!!............kiddin......................... ...... try a stop,no,down with a loud voice if that does not work ........ swing for the fences with your foot (unfortunatly)
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whats up with you driv3r? you all about inflicting some kinda hurt on people tonite
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ok, lets say you HAVE to defend yourself.....a trained attack dog is fetched on you....does ANYONE know what to do?

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kick them in the nose... i believe they got sensitive area in there
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hmm may work, but by that time they would have already grab a hold on my arm...but with the other arm, maybe.
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      01-14-2007, 03:09 AM   #9
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dog is probably faster than you and has vicious claws... but obviously it cant fly

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lol, afraid your friends are going to come at you with attack dogs? were seriously going to be seeing you on the news

theres not much your going to be able to do against a trained "attack dog" though, they are lighting fast with jaws of steel, your best chance would be to get a hold of its neck i guess, but chances are you wont get that chance

running wont do any good either, maybe if you knew far enough in advance something to swing at it?
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Shoot the dog with your darts gun...
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If the dog is on your arm alreay then use the other hand and grab a hold of his throat to cut off O2 and he will let go! Running wouldn't help since they would probably catch up to you. Hitting the nose or kicking it it a good idea but if you miss then you are SOL!
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If the dog is on your arm alreay then use the other hand and grab a hold of his throat to cut off O2 and he will let go! Running wouldn't help since they would probably catch up to you. Hitting the nose or kicking it it a good idea but if you miss then you are SOL!
i wouldnt reccomend trying to kick it, unless your intent is to do the following in order

1: plan to piss the dog off

2: want your leg to become a chew toy after you have just pissed of said dog
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I remember seeing an old film thingy about this about 20 years ago...

If the dog has your hand in his mouth -- try pulling the tongue out!

Poke/gouge the eyes

Tear/pull the ears

Punch the side of the face right under the eye socket to try and shatter that bone.

That's what I remember. I think it may work.
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I figured you for a stalker ... and your "target" has an attack dog ... I'm not getting involved .... later.




































all in fun Driv3r
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I figured you for a stalker ... and your "target" has an attack dog ... I'm not getting involved .... later.

all in fun Driv3r
did you say we have a stalker on the loose on e90post. No wonder all the girls stop postings lately
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did you say we have a stalker on the loose on e90post. No wonder all the girls stop postings lately
ahha, you noticed this as well. ....damn you Driv3r
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give whatever food that you got and give it to the dog, that u will be fine!=)
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I've actually had to fight off a dog before. Not a "trained attack dog", but a viscious, abused, PISSED OFF, German Shepherd, none the less.

He came running at me, and I almost pissed myself. The dog leapt for me, and instead of trying to block him with an arm which would have then become a chew tow, I duckeed down a little, managed to get my hand under his face before he caught a hold of my elbow with some very sharp teeth. Luckily, my hand under his face got a nice grip on is throat. I used my grip on his throat to throat-slam the dog.

You know, lift him up, flip him over, and slam the biting bastard on the ground, spine/head first?

That did the trick. I hit him down hard enough to crack his skull. he quickly let go. He didn't die there, but when he was taken to the vet, he was put to sleep anyway.

I got 31 stitches.


The only reason I was quick enough/knew what to do:
I have a 125 lb black lab who LOVES to wrestle.
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ok, lets say you HAVE to defend yourself.....a trained attack dog is fetched on you....does ANYONE know what to do?

ctgazer: umm im a pacifist, lol
in order..... draw, point, aim, shoot
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