Naughty things you can only say on thanksgiving.

Express · 11-25-2010, 11:25 PM

1. talk about a huge breast!

2. tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. its cool whip time!

4. if i dont undo my pants, ill burst!

5. thats one terrific spread!

6. im in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. are you ready for seconds yet?

8. its a little dry. are you sure you want to eat it?

9. just wait your turn. youll get some!

10. dont play with your meat.

11. just spread the legs open and stuff it in!

12. do you think youll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. i didn't expect everyone to come at once!

14. you still have a little bit on your chin.

15. how long will it take after you stick it in?

16. youll know its ready when it pops up.

happy thanksgiving.

lopealle · 11-26-2010, 01:32 AM

Funny I got this as a text message

Emerson · 11-26-2010, 02:05 AM

Hahaha happy thanksgiving everyone!

335e92tx · 11-26-2010, 11:56 AM

You forgot

You wanna roll? - no - I might get my pants dirty.

11-25-2010, 11:25 PM	#1
Express Major General 378 Rep 8,688 Posts Drives: 06 330i Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: The Promise Land iTrader: (17) Garage List 2006 BMW 330i [8.30]	Naughty things you can only say on thanksgiving. 1. talk about a huge breast! 2. tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. its cool whip time! 4. if i dont undo my pants, ill burst! 5. thats one terrific spread! 6. im in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. are you ready for seconds yet? 8. its a little dry. are you sure you want to eat it? 9. just wait your turn. youll get some! 10. dont play with your meat. 11. just spread the legs open and stuff it in! 12. do you think youll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. i didn't expect everyone to come at once! 14. you still have a little bit on your chin. 15. how long will it take after you stick it in? 16. youll know its ready when it pops up. happy thanksgiving.
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11-26-2010, 01:32 AM	#2
lopealle Resident Black Guy 268 Rep 2,302 Posts Drives: Lion Join Date: May 2009 Location: Federal Way, WA iTrader: (2) Garage List 2006 M5 [10.00]	Funny I got this as a text message
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11-26-2010, 02:05 AM	#3
Emerson :) 0 Rep 49 Posts Drives: '10 BSM 135i Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Vancouver, B.C. iTrader: (0) Garage List 2010 135i Coupe [0.00]	Hahaha happy thanksgiving everyone!
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11-26-2010, 11:56 AM	#4
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