Jessica Alba is a Hot Little Focker

kineda · 12-16-2010, 06:50 PM

CollinsE90 · 12-16-2010, 06:55 PM

I would drag my sac over 6.32 miles of salt-covered broken glass, syringes used by HIV patients, and worm-infested dog feces just to battle a hungry lion that once ate a gazelle that was fed by a tourist who shook hands with a guy that sniffed a chair she sat on 3 years ago

escobar929 · 12-16-2010, 07:21 PM

she can use my tongue for toilet paper when ever she wants

Chewy734 · 12-16-2010, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

I would drag my sac over 6.32 miles of salt-covered broken glass, syringes used by HIV patients, and worm-infested dog feces just to battle a hungry lion that once ate a gazelle that was fed by a tourist who shook hands with a guy that sniffed a chair she sat on 3 years ago

So... all that just to battle a hungry lion?

Gavin@MMW · 12-16-2010, 07:33 PM

shes so played out...

EmmettBrown · 12-16-2010, 08:01 PM

i prefer pre-baby but she still looks great
i would like to thank her for the fap sessions i achieved when i was 13

CollinsE90 · 12-16-2010, 08:13 PM

Im serious, I would tongue punch her fart box

EmmettBrown · 12-16-2010, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

Im serious, I would tongue punch her fart box

i know i would

CollinsE90 · 12-16-2010, 08:16 PM

I bet she shits yogurt

vioaltec · 12-16-2010, 08:18 PM

I dont see whats so amazing about her? Shes hot, yes but what else? Maybe its cause im too obsessed with Beyonce hahaha

CollinsE90 · 12-16-2010, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by vioaltec

I dont see whats so amazing about her? Shes hot, yes but what else? Maybe its cause im too obsessed with Beyonce hahaha

Beyonce is beautiful, but her hips are just too big man...even worse after she pushes that kid out

vioaltec · 12-16-2010, 08:53 PM

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Beyonce is beautiful, but her hips are just too big man...even worse after she pushes that kid out

Lol those aint her real hips, they're actually pads that are part of her costume. The dress was designed by couture fashion designer Thierry Mugler for her "I am Tour".....

CollinsE90 · 12-16-2010, 08:55 PM

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Lol those are not her real hips, there actually pads that are part of her costume. The dress was designed by couture fashion designer Thierry Mugler for her "I am Tour".....

thanks, did not know that because I dont follow her that much, just saw that one time on TV and said HO LEE SHIT

TiAg335i · 12-16-2010, 10:16 PM

alba is extremely overrated...

she's just 'cute' to me..

chrispyy · 12-16-2010, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

I would drag my sac over 6.32 miles of salt-covered broken glass, syringes used by HIV patients, and worm-infested dog feces just to battle a hungry lion that once ate a gazelle that was fed by a tourist who shook hands with a guy that sniffed a chair she sat on 3 years ago

335iheLLraiseR · 12-16-2010, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

I would drag my sac over 6.32 miles of salt-covered broken glass, syringes used by HIV patients, and worm-infested dog feces just to battle a hungry lion that once ate a gazelle that was fed by a tourist who shook hands with a guy that sniffed a chair she sat on 3 years ago

damn dude...

Spool · 12-16-2010, 11:39 PM

damn collins i just pictured a really tall white guy dragging his nuts over a bed of salt covered in shards of glass too...

something like this

CollinsE90 · 12-16-2010, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Spool

damn collins i just pictured a really tall white guy dragging his nuts over a bed of salt covered in shards of glass too...

something like this

haha thats not from my brain, saw it one time on something else and saved it, just posted for lulz

Bimmer Nerd · 12-17-2010, 03:26 AM

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haha thats not from my brain, saw it one time on something else and saved it, just posted for lulz

that'd be from my sig thank you berry much

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