If Men Wrote Fairy Tales

Tondtar · 02-19-2011, 01:44 PM

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"

The Princess said, "NO!"

And the Prince was heart broken for like 5 minutes but then....

Lived happily ever after
and rode motorcycles
and fucked skinny big titted broads
and hunted
and raced fast cars
and went to naked/ titty bars and blew his money tippin' every girl
and dated women half his age
and ate all the pussies he could get
and ass fucked cheerleaders
and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan
and never heard bitching
and never heard a headache comaplint
and never paid child support or alimony
and kept his house and guns
and never got cheated on while he was at work
and all his friends and family thought he was fuckin' cool as hell
and had tons of money in the bank
and left the toilet seat up .....

Yeah, he finally died a lonely man but had the biggest smile on his face when he closed his eyes forever.

**The end**

lopealle · 02-19-2011, 02:08 PM

true story

Tondtar · 02-19-2011, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by lopealle

true story

And a few lucky bastards are living that life

DoPedUpM3 · 02-20-2011, 03:50 PM

lol. Nice, this man lived the life I wish I could have. RIP

BrokenVert · 03-04-2011, 11:13 AM

Sounds like Charlie sheen's memoir

Kroy · 03-04-2011, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by BrokenVert

Sounds like Charlie sheen's memoir

lol i thought charlie too cept he married.

merlinfe · 04-06-2011, 08:14 PM

JayKay335i · 04-06-2011, 10:00 PM

You married old man?

Tondtar · 04-07-2011, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

You married old man?

What do you mean by, "Married"?

JayKay335i · 04-07-2011, 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tondtar

What do you mean by, "Married"?

I mean theres a ring on your finger and for some reason every night you try and got to bed theres the same woman in there.

Tondtar · 04-07-2011, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

I mean theres a ring on your finger and for some reason every night you try and got to bed theres the same woman in there.

No to the first one. Yes to the second one ...but it still has nothing to do with being "married" or not

wakeboarder109 · 04-13-2011, 09:54 AM

I got this from my friend the other day. Pretty funny shit.

mainstray · 04-16-2011, 05:36 PM

Nice

tee.tran · 04-24-2011, 03:14 PM

I saw this somewhere. But still funny.

escobar929 · 04-25-2011, 11:20 AM

living the dream

jeff@autocouture · 04-26-2011, 07:21 PM

lol

Brandon26pdx · 05-05-2011, 04:41 PM

Good story.

SexiZena · 05-08-2011, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tondtar

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"

The Princess said, "NO!"

And the Prince was heart broken for like 5 minutes but then....

Lived happily ever after
and rode motorcycles
and fucked skinny big titted broads
and hunted
and raced fast cars
and went to naked/ titty bars and blew his money tippin' every girl
and dated women half his age
and ate all the pussies he could get
and ass fucked cheerleaders
and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan
and never heard bitching
and never heard a headache comaplint
and never paid child support or alimony
and kept his house and guns
and never got cheated on while he was at work
and all his friends and family thought he was fuckin' cool as hell
and had tons of money in the bank
and left the toilet seat up .....

Yeah, he finally died a lonely man but had the biggest smile on his face when he closed his eyes forever.

**The end**

OMG! LOL!

02-19-2011, 01:44 PM	#1
Tondtar 12 yr old Juvie 1137 Rep 881 Posts Drives: His Mom Crazy Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: El Lay iTrader: (2) Garage List 2008 (RIP in 2011) ... [0.00]	If Men Wrote Fairy Tales Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "NO!" And the Prince was heart broken for like 5 minutes but then.... Lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and fucked skinny big titted broads and hunted and raced fast cars and went to naked/ titty bars and blew his money tippin' every girl and dated women half his age and ate all the pussies he could get and ass fucked cheerleaders and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never heard a headache comaplint and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was fuckin' cool as hell and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up ..... Yeah, he finally died a lonely man but had the biggest smile on his face when he closed his eyes forever. The end
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04-13-2011, 09:54 AM	#12
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tee.tran Teehehehe. 22 Rep 307 Posts Drives: ///M3 Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: TX. iTrader: (0)	I saw this somewhere. But still funny. __________________ I like puppies. Thanks jz for the sig, lol.
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escobar929 Brigadier General 154 Rep 4,528 Posts Drives: M2 CS Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Hollywood, FL iTrader: (14) Garage List 2020 M2 CS [10.00] 2020 M240i [0.00]	living the dream
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Brandon26pdx Lieutenant Colonel 29 Rep 1,938 Posts Drives: 2011 135i Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Portland, OR iTrader: (1)	Good story.
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