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      02-21-2011, 06:04 AM   #1
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one of my favorite stand up comedians, RIP

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      02-21-2011, 12:53 PM   #2
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Great idea for a thread!

Few of my favorites:
Brian Reagan






Mitch Fatel


Patton Oswalt


Mike Birbiglia


Jo Koy (this is just part 1 of a special he did)


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      02-21-2011, 01:11 PM   #3
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Look no further, Russell Peters is the greatest comedian, ever.

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      02-21-2011, 01:16 PM   #4
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3 years and I still don't know how to embed.
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Aziz Ansari is FTW.



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Fixed. Second to last one wont work though (
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      02-21-2011, 02:43 PM   #9
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Look no further, Russell Peters is the greatest comedian, ever.

e46f is slowly coming over I see.
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e46f is slowly coming over I see.
I've lurked there and I know that there is a Wes there, but we're not the same person.
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      02-21-2011, 09:42 PM   #11
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I still think this is hilarious

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o hai gaiz, dane cook is teh bestest
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      02-21-2011, 09:56 PM   #13
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anything robin williams.
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      02-21-2011, 11:13 PM   #14
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I've lurked there and I know that there is a Wes there, but we're not the same person.
oh ok, he had a signature of an Asian chick at one time, so I assumed
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George Carlin. End of thread.
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      02-21-2011, 11:29 PM   #16
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you got it all wrong^

louis ck is /thread m8
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you got it all wrong^

louis ck is /thread m8
mate? Uhhh ok....
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o hai gaiz, dane cook is teh bestest
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*kkkkkkkkk. ...

I was just about to post something like, "There may be hope for humanity after all since no one has posted anything about 'Dane Cook' yet"


Yeah, put any of Aziz Ansari clips above right next to Dane's and if you still say, "Dane is funnier", you may need a lobotomy job.
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      02-22-2011, 12:12 AM   #19
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no mad props for robin williams? i sincerely believe he's one of the greatest entertainers of our era. great actor of many roles and an even better comedian. him and carlin are my two favorite comedians, with williams, believe it or not, taking it in a 2-way tie. i guess you can throw steve martin, too.

as far as comedians younger than them/still alive that kick ass, chris rock, dave chappelle, lewis black, louis CK, and, yes, craig ferguson. a lot of the newer comedians are pretty crappy to me. dane cook pretty much ruined stand up comedy, as we're now in the dane cook recovery period.

whom i believe is the greatest of all time: don rickles. he's ancient, but one of the very best razor sharp comedians ever, and probably ever will be. liked by everyone, too.
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      02-22-2011, 12:34 AM   #21
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How is Katt Williams not in here, his first Pimp Chronicles was probably the funniest I have ever witnessed. I literally was crying during the Michael Jackson part

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How is Katt Williams not in here, his first Pimp Chronicles was probably the funniest I have ever witnessed. I literally was crying during the Michael Jackson part
Thread is still on the first page... put it here :P
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