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      04-08-2011, 11:58 AM   #1
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Difference between Guts and Balls

GUTS – arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”

BALLS – coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, “You’re next.”
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      04-09-2011, 02:56 AM   #2
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hahaha nice one.
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