Doll forum OMFG:

Wakka · 06-12-2011, 09:22 PM

So as you all know, i was considered a troll by doll forum and my account was banned. I sent a message to the admin saying that I in fact was not a troll and sent my deepest apologies to them. They responded:

Rob/Wakkar,

I want offer my deepest apologies for mistaking you for a troll, and also let you know that your Doll Forum account has been un-banned and reactivated. It was just dumb bad luck that you joined on the heels of an attempted troll attack ("tigershit" was a reference to the forum through which they found us).

And for the record, it wasn't so much your numeric typo that set off my internal troll alarm, but the part about grabbing women off the street (such trolls seem to see the concept of dolls as a threat to their masculinity; i.e. the inability to "get" a real woman), and also the phrase "used and abused" (they likewise assume that the damage high-end dolls suffer is due to intentional abuse rather than normal wear). Perhaps we need a warning on the registration to page to not try to be too whimsical with your first post...except that'd just make it easier for actual trolls to slip in under the radar.

Again, I'm truly sorry that I mistook you for a troll, as well as for being such a snarky bastard with your disapproval message. I sincerely hope that you can forgive me, and that you'll rejoin us at TDF. You'll likely find that, for the most part, we're a friendly, accepting lot; indeed, I've never found remotely the same camaraderie elsewhere on the web as I have there, and hopefully you will too.

Ian, a.k.a. NotMyName

P.S. Know that while a handful of us are rather "out" as doll owners, we will nonetheless respect your privacy with regard to your true identity and contact info.

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Holy shit I am dying. I think im in

also get the fuck in chat.

AngelinIsRich08 · 06-12-2011, 09:45 PM

lol:

That has got to be the funniest shit ever! Made my day. But that mods gonna get pissed after a couple of your posts, maybe. Lol.

aretardedorange · 06-12-2011, 09:56 PM

LOL good looks wakka.

AngelinIsRich08 · 06-12-2011, 09:57 PM

I'm too uncomfortable to go on their site again though.

Mahmood07 · 06-12-2011, 10:08 PM

Don't troll for a week..gain their trust. After that go all 4chan on them.

E90SoFlo · 06-12-2011, 10:10 PM

lol this is very epic..

Wakka · 06-12-2011, 10:24 PM

This gives me so much potential. Idk what to start with. I think the idea of gaining their trust is a good one. Maybe after you become a seasoned member they no longer require you to have your posts screened. however... how the FUCK do i gain the trust of people like this? Seem legitimately interested in dolls?

E90SoFlo · 06-12-2011, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Wakka

This gives me so much potential. Idk what to start with. I think the idea of gaining their trust is a good one. Maybe after you become a seasoned member they no longer require you to have your posts screened. however... how the FUCK do i gain the trust of people like this? Seem legitimately interested in dolls?

Ask them if they want to share? Or maybe, Ask them if they can try out there doll before buying

cloakster · 06-12-2011, 10:31 PM

I don't know if this is safe for your sanity, you may need to see a doctor after posting there too much :P

Wakka · 06-12-2011, 10:38 PM

^^

thats kinda what i am worried about.
Brians had a few good ideas:

BTM earn their trust
22:22 BTM but be fucking weird about it
22:23 BTM like do you cum on your dolls face or tits
BTM or
22:28 BTM does your doll like anal
22:28 BTM or merely put up with it

I then asked him to make a troll account and troll with me, and he went with:
BTM i'll use you as a member referall
22:36 BTM username jizz4lyfe

Nice brian youre going to blow my cover.

BillLee · 06-12-2011, 10:58 PM

those guys are already fucking dolls don't make their lives even more miserable.

khaye1 · 06-12-2011, 11:36 PM

DUDE! I so want one!

Http://www.realdoll.com/cgi-bin/snav...rui_set3_5.jpg

Rotorocious · 06-12-2011, 11:59 PM

Link to forum post?

Rotorocious · 06-13-2011, 12:32 AM

Holy shit.
I can't take anymore. Wtf

http://www.dollharem.com/dhgallery/displayimage.php?album=lastup

number335 · 06-13-2011, 12:37 AM

I saw a movie where some guy infiltrated a group called the Navi, and ended up falling in love with a giant blue smurf. Be careful you don't end up with a doll of your own.

CollinsE90 · 06-13-2011, 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by number335

I saw a movie where some guy infiltrated a group called the Navi, and ended up falling in love with a giant blue smurf. Be careful you don't end up with a doll of your own.

I didnt see any fat dolls, I think he'll be ok

Forcefed3 · 06-13-2011, 01:14 AM

Yes!

Forcefed3 · 06-13-2011, 01:17 AM

I am so glad this worked. Link to thread?

AngelinIsRich08 · 06-13-2011, 01:22 AM

Troll hard or go home.

Freakazoid · 06-13-2011, 09:08 AM

so what was your original post? I doin't remember seeing it in that thread

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn · 06-13-2011, 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CollinsE90

I didnt see any fat dolls, I think he'll be ok

hooooooooooly shit! hahahahahahahahahah

Maestro · 06-13-2011, 10:28 AM

You guys realize Howard Stern put this company www.realdoll.com on the map. Howard order one of these dolls way back and use to have it in his studio.

06-12-2011, 09:45 PM	#2
AngelinIsRich08 Banned 64 Rep 708 Posts Drives: '11 X5M, '09 CTS Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: St. Louis, MO iTrader: (0)	lol: That has got to be the funniest shit ever! Made my day. But that mods gonna get pissed after a couple of your posts, maybe. Lol.
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06-12-2011, 09:56 PM	#3
aretardedorange Banned 172 Rep 609 Posts Drives: E60 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Empire State iTrader: (6)	LOL good looks wakka.
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06-12-2011, 09:57 PM	#4
AngelinIsRich08 Banned 64 Rep 708 Posts Drives: '11 X5M, '09 CTS Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: St. Louis, MO iTrader: (0)	I'm too uncomfortable to go on their site again though.
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06-12-2011, 10:08 PM	#5
Mahmood07 Captain 89 Rep 856 Posts Drives: E92 M3 + F85 X5M Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Boston->San Diego->Bahrain iTrader: (0)	Don't troll for a week..gain their trust. After that go all 4chan on them. __________________ ///M3 Mods: \| Eisenmann Race Exhaust \| Primary Cats Delete (TTP) \| ESS Tune \| 19" Advan RS \| Eibach Springs \| MS Air Filter \| BMW Perf. Spoiler \| BMW Perf. Splitters \| Euro LCI Tail lights \| Angel iBright v.3.0 \| 20% Tint \| Matte black Kidney Grills \| CF Side Gills \| Painted Reflectors \| Black M3 emblem
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06-12-2011, 10:10 PM	#6
E90SoFlo Banned 215 Rep 2,669 Posts Drives: E90 335i Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Naples, FL iTrader: (9)	lol this is very epic..
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06-12-2011, 10:31 PM	#9
cloakster Lieutenant 34 Rep 407 Posts Drives: 2012 VW GLI Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Toronto, Ontario iTrader: (0)	I don't know if this is safe for your sanity, you may need to see a doctor after posting there too much :P
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06-12-2011, 10:58 PM	#11
BillLee Major General 706 Rep 5,382 Posts Drives: E92 M3 Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: HTX iTrader: (21) Garage List 09 E92 M3 [9.00]	those guys are already fucking dolls don't make their lives even more miserable. __________________ Follow me on instagram: billy.by
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06-12-2011, 11:36 PM	#12
khaye1 Colonel 161 Rep 2,811 Posts Drives: 24 G87 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: San Diego iTrader: (8) Garage List [10.00]	DUDE! I so want one! Http://www.realdoll.com/cgi-bin/snav...rui_set3_5.jpg __________________
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06-12-2011, 11:59 PM	#13
Rotorocious Lieutenant Colonel 105 Rep 1,520 Posts Drives: 335xi Join Date: May 2010 Location: Colorado iTrader: (3)	Link to forum post?
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06-13-2011, 12:32 AM	#14
Rotorocious Lieutenant Colonel 105 Rep 1,520 Posts Drives: 335xi Join Date: May 2010 Location: Colorado iTrader: (3)	Holy shit. I can't take anymore. Wtf http://www.dollharem.com/dhgallery/displayimage.php?album=lastup
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06-13-2011, 12:37 AM	#15
number335 Second Lieutenant 20 Rep 254 Posts Drives: E92 Coupe Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Orange County, CA iTrader: (0)	I saw a movie where some guy infiltrated a group called the Navi, and ended up falling in love with a giant blue smurf. Be careful you don't end up with a doll of your own.
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06-13-2011, 01:14 AM	#17
Forcefed3 Banned 129 Rep 4,732 Posts Drives: 2008 335i Join Date: May 2010 Location: South iTrader: (2) Garage List 2008 335i [1.00]	Yes!
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06-13-2011, 01:17 AM	#18
Forcefed3 Banned 129 Rep 4,732 Posts Drives: 2008 335i Join Date: May 2010 Location: South iTrader: (2) Garage List 2008 335i [1.00]	I am so glad this worked. Link to thread?
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06-13-2011, 01:22 AM	#19
AngelinIsRich08 Banned 64 Rep 708 Posts Drives: '11 X5M, '09 CTS Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: St. Louis, MO iTrader: (0)	Troll hard or go home.
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06-13-2011, 09:08 AM	#20
Freakazoid Captain 188 Rep 962 Posts Drives: Saturn Redline Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Pittsburgh iTrader: (0)	so what was your original post? I doin't remember seeing it in that thread
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06-13-2011, 10:28 AM	#22
Maestro Major 1058 Rep 1,268 Posts Drives: 2007 335i Sedan, 2021 X3 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Philadelphia iTrader: (0)	You guys realize Howard Stern put this company www.realdoll.com on the map. Howard order one of these dolls way back and use to have it in his studio.
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