10-07-2005, 06:14 AM | #1 |
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Free Drinks....(not PC)
Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a
> >lot of money between them; they could only raise the > >staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said "Hang on, I have an > >idea." > > > >He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with > >one large sausage. Shamus said, "Are you crazy? Now we don't > >have any money left at all!" > > > >Murphy replied, "Don't worry - just follow me." He went into > >the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness > >and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky. > >Shamus said, "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much > >trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!" > > > >Murphy replied, with a smile. "Don't worry; I have a plan, > > > >Cheers!" > >They downed their drinks. Murphy said, "OK, I'll stick the > >sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put > >it in your mouth." The barman noticed them, went berserk, > >and threw them out. They continued this, pub after pub, > >getting more and drunk, all for free. > > > >At the tenth pub Shamus said "Murphy - I don't think I can > >do any more o' this. I'm drunk and me knees are killin' me!" > > Murphy said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in > >the third pub!"
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thats a very good one
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