[comebackid]

So I've been hitting the off topic thread a lot lately, and I recall about how one dude worked this broad before he hit it. The problem was I had to go through a bunch of posts to see whether or not he would score. I figure I would start a thread that gets to the point in one post.

I want to make the post entertaining more than anything. I've had one night stands where it was a date or going out and hooking up for the night. Which reminds me. I have to book another Vegas trip soon. :-) Yet most one night stands weren't THAT crazy. It was a mutual attraction, then we went at it. Next morning, sayonara. That's it.

There is one particular story I recall a few months back. There is a website called POF.com. It's a dating website I have used from time to time. I actually met an (ex) girlfriend on there and went out with some cool chicks. So the site is legit. What makes this site unique is you can choose what you're looking for from the opposite sex. 'Hang out', 'Dating', 'Long term' and "INTIMATE ENCOUNTER'. Now here's the catch. If you e-mail someone who is looking for an intimate encounter, you'll see far less women in your search criteria because women put in preferences. If the woman only wants a guy aged 25-30, any guy outside of that age group that does a search will never see her. If she puts, "Must Not Have Messaged Others For Intimate Encounters", then you're toast. So I created another profile. :-)

I was curious one night, so I e-mailed only women looking for an intimate encounter. Now here's the problem. These women who are looking for this get about 200+ e-mails every other day. No joke. So unless you come up with something unique in the subject line, you're getting deleted. I must have sent dozens of e-mails in the ensuing days. I then decided to call it quits and revert back to my regular profile for regular dating.

About 2 weeks go by, and I get an e-mail. She's a 40 year old broad, married, no kids, lives in NYC (I'm from NJ, but right over the border - 15 minutes from midtown). Anyway, I write back, but I'm thinking I shouldn't just exchange e-mails with her on small talk because it could be another 2 weeks for a response. So I give her my cell #. I say if you're around, text me when you're available to talk. I'll call you back.

The next day, I get a text from her. Wants to know if those are really my pics. She even makes me take a pic with my phone and send it to her. She sent one too. So we're making small talk via texts. She was with her husband during the day, so I couldn't call. She then asks what I was doing that night. So we make plans to meet at a hotel bar in midtown.

Now normally I never bring condoms with me when I meet someone the first time, but for this occasion I did.

So I met her at the hotel bar. She looked like a 7 at best, but her body was banging! So we went to the outside bar for a few drinks. I NEVER mentioned anything about sex. We just kept it with small talk. She was cool to talk too. So then she started to open up about how she was going through a divorce with her husband and still living with him. Apparently the guy couldn't keep up in the sack (He was 50), and how she had to go outside the marriage with other men. She even went to sex clubs. But here's the kicker. The husband knew everything and even went with her to these clubs. She opened up more and how she loves being with women. She's done threesomes a few times (both wmm and wwm). You can only imagine what is going through my head. :-)

So then we have drinks inside. We found a little table to the side of the hotel. Directly across us was two unisex bathrooms (This is important). So she is sitting opposite of me , then out of no where she walks over and straddles me. We start kissing. This felt weird, but fortunately the only people around are people waiting for the bathroom.

She tells me she has to pee, and grabs my hand to walk in with her. Once she did that, I was already hard as a rock. We go in, lock the door and start kissing. She pulls her pants and panties down to sit on the bowl and I whip it out in front of her. As she was peeing, she was blowing me like a champ. When she was done, we walk over to the mirror, and I bend her over. She asks if I have a condom. YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS I DO! I wrap it up and start ramming her. She was a screamer! As we're going at it, I hear banging on the door! At this point I'm thinking it's a bouncer, so I walk over to the door and say I'll be right out. Turns out it was some asshole that had to pee. Like he couldn't wait for the other bathroom. I rammed her again, but only for a couple of minutes. At that point, I figured I had another shot, so I cut it short.

So she starts texting her girlfriend. She wanted to go over the bar where she was at so I could meet her. She was already sizing me up for a threesome. The catch was she was with her boyfriend. Now I'm thinking this is going to be REALLY awkward. Turns out the girlfriend was never at the bar we showed up at.

As we leave, I ask her to come over. I can drive here and bring her back in the morning. Didn't take much convincing, but the catch was I had to drive back to her place so she can get her pills and dog. That is not a typo. My guess is Xanax and the dog was the size of two fists and didn't say a peep. I know I know. But my dick was calling all the shots that night.

When we got to my place, we didn't waste any time hitting the bed. The mutt was on the floor not saying a peep. Good doggie. Lol. You name it, we did it. Mish, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggie, etc. As I mentioned. A screamer! We pass out. In the middle of the night, we go at it again. In the morning, again. She could NOT get enough. I've been with some horny women before, but she was definitely a nympho. No wonder the husband couldn't keep up. There were used rubbers all over the carpet, and my sheets definitely needed to hit the washing machine. Lol.

I dropped her off that morning.

About a month later, she texted me that she wanted me to meet her girlfriend. My mom was staying with me that week (How ironic), so I told her I had to lay low that weekend. I'm starting to wonder if she thought I was blowing her off. When I texted her the following week, no response. Oh well. That was back in March. I did a username search for her on the site. No dice. Either she found a full time dude to satisfy her or the husband got a hold of 2,000mg of Viagra. Lol.

[Quick6EF]

First?

[jpsum]

didn't read LOL

[Grail05]

LMAO....

[vioaltec]

you have way too much free time on your hands mate

[comebackid]

Originally Posted by vioaltec

you have way too much free time on your hands mate

Lunch break. Bored.

[texasmojo]

Need pics of chick.

[comebackid]

Originally Posted by texasmojo

Need pics of chick.

She's off the site.

[Magic-Man]

2 sides to every story. If you believed 100% of what she said regarding hubby etc, LOL @ you

LOL @ you for going to get her "pills" & dog. I'm out with bs like that.
So did she give you a golden shower too? What a classy girl.

[Seminole]

Originally Posted by comebackid

She's off the site.

Facebook.

[Magic-Man]

Originally Posted by comebackid

She's off the site.

You didn't save the pic she sent you? Fail.

[comebackid]

Originally Posted by Magic-Man

2 sides to every story. If you believed 100% of what she said regarding hubby etc, LOL @ you

LOL @ you for going to get her "pills" & dog. I'm out with bs like that.
So did she give you a golden shower too? What a classy girl.

I wouldn't put it past her. But not into the golden showers.

I don't know much about dogs, but it was probably under 10 pounds. Not a peep. Fine by me.

[comebackid]

Originally Posted by Seminole

Facebook.

I don't even know her last name. All communication and act was one day.

[Elie335]

[Andrew@ET]

sounds like a fun night to me. I just met a girl in the building next door like that but she's so nutty she won't even have sex anywhere but the car. Fk it

[BTM]

Met a girl, can't remember name, banged her, never called or heard from again.

[Elliott@DetailAddict]

[pimp4cheddar]

[KyLu II]

i met her, we talked, had some drinks, brought her to a room, 3 hours later i dropped her off at her house, never seen her again.
end.

[Wakka]

Originally Posted by BTM

Met a girl, can't remember name, banged her, never called or heard from again.

pretty much

[KingOfJericho]

[Elie335]