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      09-10-2011, 10:34 PM   #1
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Absolutely devastated... need advice.

Just found out that my daughter is dating a black man. I know, pretty bad; does anyone out there have any advice?

Warm wishes in advance.
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Just found out that my daughter is dating a black man. I know, pretty bad; does anyone out there have any advice?

Warm wishes in advance.
i think you're on the wrong board Einstein
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Embrace it. Buy him gift cards to KFC.
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Embrace it. Buy him gift cards to KFC.
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      09-11-2011, 12:14 AM   #12
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this thread made me lol
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Tell the boyfriend her grandpa, who she was very close with, was a Klan member and that you once saw a KKK white hood in her purse. That should deter him.
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How old is your daughter?
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How old is she? GDI?
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hahaha, wow. you're messed up.
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hahaha, wow. you're messed up.
My mom told me the same thing growing up
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Oh my God.

I am sorry to hear that.


Anything but a black person.

Ouch.




You going to the rebel rally this weekend?
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solutions:
- Buy cotton seeds and ask him to help you plant them
- have a "ghost" party
- setup a burning cross in your front lawn
- when you invite him over, paint your face black in a mocking fashion
- refer to him as "you people" and the N-word
- tell him you didn't vote for Obama because you're a racist
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- refer to him as "you people" and the N-word
- tell him you didn't vote for Obama because you're a racist
If you really want to get rid of him that would work.
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It's simple; put your daughter on a diet so she loses her nice white ass the black male is so attracted to.
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