I fell in love with a....

etc335i · 10-04-2011, 02:54 AM

Stripper.

Seriously

SMH

Kroy · 10-04-2011, 03:15 AM

she tripping', she playin', she playin'

N55 · 10-04-2011, 03:24 AM

ideliver · 10-04-2011, 06:25 AM

Be careful. Serious Daddy issues there.

Elie335 · 10-04-2011, 06:35 AM

because you are

iBoost · 10-04-2011, 12:11 PM

you must be a virgin

Comet · 10-04-2011, 12:18 PM

pictures of said stripper
how much cash did she rip you off for

NYCGP · 10-04-2011, 12:20 PM

I don't fall in love... but I certainly tell them I am in love with them... right before I throw them a towel to clean themselves off with. This belongs in the "Sluts" thread.

etc335i · 10-04-2011, 12:45 PM

I'll try and get a picture from her when i go out to dinner with her. I haven't spent to much maybe 600 at the club and if you count the coffee lunch dates then I say close to 1k.

But I will be ending this soon as it is bad for the pockets hahaha

Kroy · 10-04-2011, 12:52 PM

$400 on coffee lunch dates?

Wakka · 10-04-2011, 12:54 PM

NYCGP · 10-04-2011, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Kroy

$400 on coffee lunch dates?

$5 coffee ... $95 BJ

$50 meal ... $95 BJ

Shit adds up son!

etc335i · 10-04-2011, 01:09 PM

Haha nah 1k if you count everything.

Wakka · 10-04-2011, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by erikf87

Haha nah 1k if you count everything.

so... start counting man i gotta hear this.

Kroy · 10-04-2011, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NYCGP

$5 coffee ... $95 BJ

$50 meal ... $95 BJ

Shit adds up son!

My bad V. How could I have forgotten my etiquette! But I always thought the C note was for her to GTFO.

Kroy · 10-04-2011, 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by erikf87

Haha nah 1k if you count everything.

OP, I really hope for your wallets sake she's been bangin' you silly. Next hope is you don't have an STD. In that order.

How long have you been with her? Cause I'm just assuming a couple of 'dates.'

NYCGP · 10-04-2011, 01:17 PM

I have dated a few strippers in the last 2 years. Sex is great. They always have sick bodies. And when I need to end it.. I tell them it's because they are strippers.

What's the problem? They can lead me on while I am in the club... why can't I lead them on when we're outside of it?

Gregxi · 10-04-2011, 05:53 PM

Tell your doc you have anxiety issues and get a script for Xannax

I gave that stripper a Xannax
Strippers love Xannax

ScaredOnce · 10-04-2011, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NYCGP

I don't fall in love... but I certainly tell them I am in love with them... right before I throw them a towel to clean themselves off with. This belongs in the "Sluts" thread.

Why would you clean them off? I never wash a rental.

Bakeme521 · 10-04-2011, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScaredOnce

Why would you clean them off? I never wash a rental.

hahaha I loled

NYCGP · 10-04-2011, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScaredOnce

Why would you clean them off? I never wash a rental.

Can't have them walking out of the apartment looking like they got attacked by a spooky ghost.

SchlauCow · 10-04-2011, 10:39 PM

How dare you guys talk like this about our future lawyers, doctors, and animal shelter owners.

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