Stories people tell when you just don't care

PINeely · 03-24-2012, 11:55 AM

You're not giving even one shit but the time calls for you to be cordial. You're forced into listening to a ridiculously drawn out story that you are sure is exaggerated or lacking in substance or both. Stories like:

-How drunk they were able to get without someone noticing their intoxication.
-How they thought they had left something at home but actually hadn't.
-How they "designed [their] own diet" and it is working better than any of the big name ones
-How they had a chance to publicly correct someone, and did.
-How their horse is so smart.
-How quickly they made it to and from lunch
-How they were told not to do something, but did anyway.
-How the book was better than the movie
-How to tell their nearly identical dogs apart for the sake of calling them by name
-How they saw their ex around town

A bit of a rant, yes, I've had stupid stories in my ear all day.
Any others that get on your nerves?

PINeely · 03-24-2012, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by SehrSchnell

thread fail... because we don't give a shit.

Well it was just a rant anyway but I figured some e90posters would respond like this. I guess that this makes you very original and clever?

E90SoFlo · 03-24-2012, 12:57 PM

-How they have Girl problems and post about them on car forums
-How they complain about listening to others talk

only two for now.

1sikbmr · 03-24-2012, 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SehrSchnell

thread fail... because we don't give a shit.

Lmfao

Sara · 03-24-2012, 02:21 PM

My horses ARE smarter than your honor roll kid. You got a problem with that?

3_runner · 03-24-2012, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sara504

My horses ARE smarter than your honor roll kid. You got a problem with that?

... Oh yeah? My horses can beat up your horses.

immiketoo · 03-24-2012, 04:28 PM

Yeah well my horse has a bigger dick than you do...so there!

boymonkey · 03-24-2012, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by immiketoo

Yeah well my horse has a bigger dick than you do...so there!

It''s funny because her horses have bigger dicks than you do too.

PINeely · 03-24-2012, 08:22 PM

I like horses just fine. I have had horses. But every horse I saw up north had 2 feet of snow on its back and its head in the barn to keep out of the snow.

bolinp78 · 03-24-2012, 09:39 PM

I like horses. And turtles

CoconutPete · 03-27-2012, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PINeely

You're not giving even one shit but the time calls for you to be cordial. You're forced into listening to a ridiculously drawn out story that you are sure is exaggerated or lacking in substance or both. Stories like:

-How drunk they were able to get without someone noticing their intoxication.
-How they thought they had left something at home but actually hadn't.
-How they "designed [their] own diet" and it is working better than any of the big name ones
-How they had a chance to publicly correct someone, and did.
-How their horse is so smart.
-How quickly they made it to and from lunch
-How they were told not to do something, but did anyway.
-How the book was better than the movie
-How to tell their nearly identical dogs apart for the sake of calling them by name
-How they saw their ex around town

A bit of a rant, yes, I've had stupid stories in my ear all day.
Any others that get on your nerves?

stop hanging out with 16 year olds....

RambleJ · 03-27-2012, 11:47 AM

98% of stories people tell loose my interest. Could be my severe ADD, or just the fact that I really don't care.

Alpine Whiteboy · 03-27-2012, 12:29 PM

Here's just a few I've heard lately that I just don't give a fuck about:

Quote:

Originally Posted by PINeely

You're not giving even one shit but the time calls for you to be cordial. You're forced into listening to a ridiculously drawn out story that you are sure is exaggerated or lacking in substance or both. Stories like:

-How drunk they were able to get without someone noticing their intoxication.
-How they thought they had left something at home but actually hadn't.
-How they "designed [their] own diet" and it is working better than any of the big name ones
-How they had a chance to publicly correct someone, and did.
-How their horse is so smart.
-How quickly they made it to and from lunch
-How they were told not to do something, but did anyway.
-How the book was better than the movie
-How to tell their nearly identical dogs apart for the sake of calling them by name
-How they saw their ex around town

A bit of a rant, yes, I've had stupid stories in my ear all day.
Any others that get on your nerves?

Quote:

Originally Posted by SehrSchnell

thread fail... because we don't give a shit.

Quote:

Originally Posted by PINeely

Well it was just a rant anyway but I figured some e90posters would respond like this. I guess that this makes you very original and clever?

Quote:

Originally Posted by E90SoFlo

-How they have Girl problems and post about them on car forums
-How they complain about listening to others talk

only two for now.

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1sikbmr

Lmfao

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sara504

My horses ARE smarter than your honor roll kid. You got a problem with that?

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3_runner

... Oh yeah? My horses can beat up your horses.

Quote:

Originally Posted by immiketoo

Yeah well my horse has a bigger dick than you do...so there!

Quote:

Originally Posted by boymonkey

It''s funny because her horses have bigger dicks than you do too.

Quote:

Originally Posted by PINeely

I like horses just fine. I have had horses. But every horse I saw up north had 2 feet of snow on its back and its head in the barn to keep out of the snow.

Quote:

Originally Posted by bolinp78

I like horses. And turtles

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoconutPete

stop hanging out with 16 year olds....

Quote:

Originally Posted by RambleJ

98% of stories people tell loose my interest. Could be my severe ADD, or just the fact that I really don't care.

Wraith. · 03-27-2012, 12:58 PM

Anything having to do with their kids.

Stronghammer · 03-27-2012, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sara504

My horses ARE smarter than your honor roll kid. You got a problem with that?

Thats because his kids are from Mississippi

momin · 05-01-2013, 12:55 PM

It all comes down to "it's not important just because it happened to/with you"... some people don't realize that

Templar · 05-01-2013, 02:03 PM

Necro

bolinp78 · 05-01-2013, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by momin

It all comes down to "it's not important just because it happened to/with you"... some people don't realize that

By the gods, I cannot believe that you have done this.

sasha1015 · 05-01-2013, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boymonkey

Quote:

Originally Posted by immiketoo

Yeah well my horse has a bigger dick than you do...so there!

It''s funny because her horses have bigger dicks than you do too.

Vic311 · 05-01-2013, 03:01 PM

Ask me if I care

amanda hor$t · 05-01-2013, 06:58 PM

there was this one time, when kkk cops kidnapped me, because i'm kinda like jewish mafia...

kyle335i · 05-01-2013, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Team Plutonium

thread fail... because we don't give a shit.

THIS

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PINeely Lieutenant Colonel 1080 Rep 1,912 Posts Drives: 2013 535i, 2015 Tundra 1794 Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Jackson, MS iTrader: (2)	Stories people tell when you just don't care You're not giving even one shit but the time calls for you to be cordial. You're forced into listening to a ridiculously drawn out story that you are sure is exaggerated or lacking in substance or both. Stories like: -How drunk they were able to get without someone noticing their intoxication. -How they thought they had left something at home but actually hadn't. -How they "designed [their] own diet" and it is working better than any of the big name ones -How they had a chance to publicly correct someone, and did. -How their horse is so smart. -How quickly they made it to and from lunch -How they were told not to do something, but did anyway. -How the book was better than the movie -How to tell their nearly identical dogs apart for the sake of calling them by name -How they saw their ex around town A bit of a rant, yes, I've had stupid stories in my ear all day. Any others that get on your nerves?
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