[HyperM3]

Ok, so in the bathroom by my office(which is shared by everyone on the ground floor) theres 3 urinals and 4 stalls. The two urinals to the left are normal height. The one on the right is lower.

I take the one on the left when I walk in. No more than 5 seconds later, some dude comes up and uses the one in the middle. Common courtesy is to use the one on the right. Ive used it before and its not that low that its too hard to piss in. Then he starts doing the coughing and grumbling.

Anyway, just wanted to get that out there.

[Jay_328]

uuumm thx, just don't forget to shake before you put it back in there. And if you shake more than three times, dude you're playing with it.

... And definitely wash your hands!!

[BMW F22]

Originally Posted by Jay_328

uuumm thx, just don't forget to shake before you put it back in there. And if you shake more than three times, dude you're playing with it.

... And definitely wash your hands!!

People that dont wash their hands after taking a leak or a shit pisses me off to no end. It's just incredibly gross. THey eat with those hands, touch other people with those hands and for goodness sake i seriously hope I never shake hands with those people.

But yeah I'd use the one of the right or one of the stalls.

[japac1]

I probably would've picked the middle one too. Those "kiddie" size urinals cause too much splashage (made that word up). However, I think man law dictates that if there are normal size urinals, leave one empty between patrons.

[HyperM3]

Originally Posted by BMWE90

People that dont wash their hands after taking a leak or a shit pisses me off to no end. It's just incredibly gross. THey eat with those hands, touch other people with those hands and for goodness sake i seriously hope I never shake hands with those people.

FWIW, women are even more gross. A larger percentage of them dont wash their hands compared to men. And they HAVE to wipe every time.

[japac1]

Originally Posted by HyperM3

FWIW, women are even more gross. A larger percentage of them dont wash their hands compared to men. And they HAVE to wipe every time.

And, don't forget they squat and drip.

[DesiGUY]

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[UncleWede]

So make teh deliniation for me. If I scratch my balls, do I need to wash my hands? How about my outer thigh? Inner thigh? Where is that magical line in the sand where my skin suddenly becomes contaminated that if I touch it I need to wash my hands? Can I scratch my butt cheek, but just not my hole?

I DON'T PISS ON MY HANDS WHEN I TAKE A LEAK!!!!! If my snake does get loose, I wash my hands.

Crappin is a different story, as long as I wipe my a$$ before I leave the stall. That thin layer of tissue just isn't enough to protect from possible infection.

[BMW F22]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

So make teh deliniation for me. If I scratch my balls, do I need to wash my hands? How about my outer thigh? Inner thigh? Where is that magical line in the sand where my skin suddenly becomes contaminated that if I touch it I need to wash my hands? Can I scratch my butt cheek, but just not my hole?

It depends- do you scratch them with your pants on or off? If off, you need to wash your hands. Thighs are not considered dirty so you dont have to (but I usually wash my hands before I eat regardless).

Rule of thumb is- wash your hands after you've touched anything that is covered by your underwear.

It's just that you sit around all day and who knows how clean those seats are. Your thighs on the other hand dont really touch the seats so they're not considered dirty.

Originally Posted by UncleWede

I DON'T PISS ON MY HANDS WHEN I TAKE A LEAK!!!!! If my snake does get loose, I wash my hands.

That's like saying "As long as I dont finish inside her she cant get pregnant and therefore I dont need a condom".

[561design]

The worse is when some stranger walks in next to you and trys to stir up a conversation.

[HyperM3]

Originally Posted by 561design

The worse is when some stranger walks in next to you and trys to stir up a conversation.

About your shoes...

[scottwww]

Always wash. Hopefully there are paper towels to dry with rather than hot air. With the towel, you can turn off the water with the towel and open the door with the towel. Toss the wet towel in the trash outside the restroom.

You know that people turn on the water faucett with filthy hands. Then they turn it off with clean hands, picking up everyone's filth. The same goes for the door knob/handle.

[HyperM3]

Originally Posted by scottwww

You know that people turn on the water faucett with filthy hands. Then they turn it off with clean hands, picking up everyone's filth. The same goes for the door knob/handle.

Thats why I try to always turn the faucet off with my penis.

[ScottyGams]

^

well the guys are happy you have clean hands...

...the girls, not so much...

[raquelmister]

I always wash my hands.

The women at my job are disgusting. They don't look behind them to make sure that everything was flushed and always leave skid marks and hershey squirts.

ewwwl.

talk about NASTY

[montreal_bimmer]

Originally Posted by japac1

I probably would've picked the middle one too. Those "kiddie" size urinals cause too much splashage (made that word up). However, I think man law dictates that if there are normal size urinals, leave one empty between patrons.

+1

[HyperM3]

Originally Posted by raquelmister

I always wash my hands.

The women at my job are disgusting. They don't look behind them to make sure that everything was flushed and always leave skid marks and hershey squirts.

ewwwl.

talk about NASTY

Totally kidding.

[chbrules]

In places in India they whipe themselves with their left hands, and it is considered disgusting and rude if you pass someone food at the dinner table with your left hand.

[UncleWede]

Rule of thumb is- wash your hands after you've touched anything that is covered by your underwear.

Then I'm cool, I don't wear any except to the gym.

It's just that you sit around all day and who knows how clean those seats are. Your thighs on the other hand dont really touch the seats so they're not considered dirty.

I don't normally sit on my penis either.

That's like saying "As long as I dont finish inside her she cant get pregnant and therefore I dont need a condom".
So, do I need to wash my finger, or will that get her pregnant too?

[jj thumper]

Originally Posted by HyperM3

Thats why I try to always turn the faucet off with my penis.

lol, i thoight i was the only one!

[UncleWede]

I hold and shake it left-handed, so it's OK if we shake HANDS.

[just4kickz]

im no homophobe but ettiquette is to go every other one... and if you cant do that... go into a stall... and if you cant do that... then suckah... come back in 10 mins.