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      08-30-2007, 03:20 PM   #1
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So i was driving down the road this morning going to work and as i turned the corner and accelerated off the car in front of me brakes really hard to let a bus go by and i run in to the back of him. So as i'm sat there lookin at the mess this dwarf gets out of the car lookin all pissed off and knocks on the window and he says to me: look at the mess you've made ass hole i'm not fuckin happy you know. So i look him in the eye and said: WHICH ONE ARE YOU THEN!!!!!: bellyroll: bellyroll
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      08-30-2007, 04:34 PM   #2
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Well? Was it Grumpy or Dopey? Obviously he wasn't Happy or even Bashful.
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      09-02-2007, 02:42 PM   #5
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hello its a joke.... it not my fault you dont get it!!!! at least one person did lol
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      09-03-2007, 02:38 AM   #6
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So i was driving down the road this morning going to work and as i turned the corner and accelerated off the car in front of me brakes really hard to let a bus go by and i run in to the back of him. So as i'm sat there lookin at the mess this dwarf gets out of the car lookin all pissed off and knocks on the window and he says to me: look at the mess you've made ass hole i'm not fuckin happy you know. So i look him in the eye and said: WHICH ONE ARE YOU THEN!!!!!: bellyroll: bellyroll
Saw that on Jay Leno or something like that. It was funny
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