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      09-04-2007, 04:45 PM   #1
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Question for those of you who go to the gentlemen's clubs,

Would a stripper charge you less (or more) if you tell them you drive a beema?
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      09-04-2007, 04:46 PM   #2
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They're not supposed to charge any differently, ever. It's supposed to be a flat charge for a given service.
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      09-04-2007, 04:47 PM   #3
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Im gonna guess more, you're giving them a hint you have cash, any woman would take advantage of that.
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Why would you tell them you drive a bimmer in the first place? Not like you wanna go out with a stripper right?
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Why would you tell them you drive a bimmer in the first place? Not like you wanna go out with a stripper right?
Dont you? lol
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Dont you? lol
only one... from the Lodge... mmmm
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      09-04-2007, 04:51 PM   #7
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only one... from the Lodge... mmmm
LOL The owner of the Lodge is my friend, infact the old manager was my history teacher. You live where in dallas?
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LOL The owner of the Lodge is my friend, infact the old manager was my history teacher. You live where in dallas?
Yeah, a buddy of mine is a lifetime VIP, so I go occasionally. Your history teacher used to manage a strip club? Hilarious!

Anyway... I live near the Galleria.
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      09-04-2007, 04:56 PM   #9
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Yeah, a buddy of mine is a lifetime VIP, so I go occasionally. Your history teacher used to manage a strip club? Hilarious!

Anyway... I live near the Galleria.
Lol i live right by preston hallow (Forest/Hillcrest), so probably close to you. No my old history teacher now manages the lodge lol. My buddy also owns that greek resturaunt Stratus. Pretty tight.
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Lol i live right by preston hallow (Forest/Hillcrest), so probably close to you. No my old history teacher now manages the lodge lol. My buddy also owns that greek resturaunt Stratus. Pretty tight.

'Tis a sad world we live in when our teachers leave to manage strip clubs... probably a lot more money though... lol
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      09-04-2007, 05:00 PM   #11
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'Tis a sad world we live in when our teachers leave to manage strip clubs... probably a lot more money though... lol
Lol yeah hes tight though, smart as shit, no one has taught me more then that guy and i only had him for a semester. Hes this big stonner from Iran that was gonna be a monk but then got drafted to the Iranny Millitary so he got his PhD. You really need a PhD to manage a strip club lol.
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You really need a PhD to manage a strip club lol.
There's a joke in there, but I just can't put it together...
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      09-04-2007, 05:06 PM   #13
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They're not supposed to charge any differently, ever. It's supposed to be a flat charge for a given service.
it's all negociable behind the scenes.
rule #1 in life, never pay full price.
rule #2, refer to rule #1.

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Why would you tell them you drive a bimmer in the first place? Not like you wanna go out with a stripper right?
if it's free, and she at least "looks clean", hey why not!
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      09-04-2007, 05:08 PM   #14
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if it's free, and she at least "looks clean", hey why not!
"looks clean" thats enough for you?
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if it's free, and she at least "looks clean", hey why not!
lol -- she might charge for a "sniff test"
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"looks clean" thats enough for you?
mmmM, tastes good? i mean smells like baby wipes?
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"looks clean" thats enough for you?
you take the same chance with a girl in the mall, or at the library.

looking clean is a good start.
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      09-04-2007, 05:19 PM   #19
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you take the same chance with a girl in the mall, or at the library.

looking clean is a good start.
Except there's a better than average chance that the girl in the library didn't spend the last 3 hours grinding on fellow library patrons.

At least, that's how it is in the libraries I go to...
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      09-04-2007, 05:20 PM   #20
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Wow i think BMW drivers are the epitome of guys with no women skillz. lol
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I'd rather drive my car for a couple of 2, 3 hours! But if somehow I did end up in say, Shooters West on Rt 22, for research purposes, I would not mention what I drive. Especially since the dancers quite often drive the same or better car (subjectively that is).
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      09-04-2007, 05:24 PM   #22
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for research purposes
Unfortunatly, I think this proves i was right
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