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      08-29-2013, 10:03 PM   #1
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How long to wait before you Hit It

Simple question: How long will you wait it out with a girl that wont let you fuck her?
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      08-29-2013, 11:03 PM   #2
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i have fucked every female that i have asked. you must be doing it wrong.
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      08-29-2013, 11:06 PM   #3
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you sound like you want to rape her. Remember No means No but sometimes it means yes lol.
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      08-29-2013, 11:18 PM   #4
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Ive been with the same girl for 5 years so im good. I was just asking a general question
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      08-29-2013, 11:37 PM   #5
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She doesn't like you.....
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      08-29-2013, 11:38 PM   #6
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5 years and still haven't tapped that? DOOOOD!!!!
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      08-30-2013, 12:02 AM   #7
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i have fucked every female that i have asked. you must be doing it wrong.
and how many is that?
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      08-30-2013, 12:05 AM   #8
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5 years and still haven't tapped that? DOOOOD!!!!
Haha no no I have
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      08-30-2013, 12:08 AM   #9
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i have fucked every female that i have asked. you must be doing it wrong.
You forgot that you asked with a gun pointing at their head. Now that's the right way to get a yes almost every time like Tonka.
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      08-30-2013, 12:40 AM   #10
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and how many is that?
5....


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ok.....1 But i did it with her twice!!


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You forgot that you asked with a gun pointing at their head. Now that's the right way to get a yes almost every time like Tonka.
You don't need to do that when they are your cousin.
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      08-30-2013, 12:58 AM   #11
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ok.....1 But i did it with her twice!!



You don't need to do that when they are your cousin.
lmao come on man.
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      08-30-2013, 08:09 AM   #12
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ok.....1 But i did it with her twice!!



You don't need to do that when they are your cousin.
LOL. That had me cracking up at my desk.


I usually wait at least 8 hours. If its any longer, the waiting game stops when I say it stops.
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      08-30-2013, 08:12 AM   #13
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No means Yes...
Yes means in the Butt... Any questions?
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      08-30-2013, 08:31 AM   #14
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5 years is definitely too long.

Not only could you have hit that by now, but you've had enough time to be divorced with a couple of kids wondering what the hell happened to your life.

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      08-30-2013, 10:37 AM   #15
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i once made out with this chick in my room for about 20 minutes on our second date....

i intentionally got up and said "we need to stop".....

by week two she was on top of me taking the D - i asked her if she wanted to have my baby - she said yes.

next month it will be 7 years of marriage with two gorgeous kids...

when you know, you just know......
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      08-30-2013, 10:41 AM   #16
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by 2nd date if i havent got it in, i am doing something wrong or she isnt that into me.
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      08-30-2013, 10:47 AM   #17
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you have a girl for 5 yrs and you are asking this type of a question. my guess is you are about to cheat.
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      08-30-2013, 10:52 AM   #18
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Just remember, 3 no's equal a yes, I've never been turned down.
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It could be worse. There’s a girl that works for my girlfriend who is 26 years old and has been with her boyfriend for 7 years. They don’t even make out and apparently have never done ANYTHING. Apparently, 1st base is holding hands, 2nd base is cuddling, 3rd base is kissing, and scoring means accidentally touching her boob when they hug.

I can’t imagine being in a relationship like that....then again, I hear that’s what marriage is like, lol.
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      08-30-2013, 11:38 AM   #20
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It could be worse. There’s a girl that works for my girlfriend who is 26 years old and has been with her boyfriend for 7 years. They don’t even make out and apparently have never done ANYTHING. Apparently, 1st base is holding hands, 2nd base is cuddling, 3rd base is kissing, and scoring means accidentally touching her boob when they hug.

I can’t imagine being in a relationship like that....then again, I hear that’s what marriage is like, lol.
That would be terrible. Over the years, many guys I have worked with have told me, "don't get married, it's not worth it." While it always seemed in jest, I wonder if any may have been serious.
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      08-30-2013, 11:38 AM   #21
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I usually wait 0 dates until I let a girl ride the D train....if she happens to be so lucky
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