Alternate BMW Definition

i001947 · 10-30-2013, 08:57 AM

Here's three:

BMW = Be My Wife

BMW= Black Man's Wagon (My Favorite)

BMW = Best Man's Wheels

DopeM3 · 10-30-2013, 09:12 AM

Boss Man's Whip

javistor · 10-30-2013, 09:23 AM

Bust My Wallet
Break My Wallet
Big Mexican Woman
Before My Wife

SterlingE55 · 10-30-2013, 09:51 AM

Blow My Whistle

Sarcanglk · 10-30-2013, 09:53 AM

Heard this from a gas station attendant...Black Man's Wish.

Elaz · 10-30-2013, 10:06 AM

When you go buy a bmw= bring money withyou.

LucWerkz · 10-30-2013, 10:51 AM

Big Money Wasted!!!

mdosu · 10-30-2013, 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by javistor

Big Mexican Woman

Wut? Lol

FlyM3_R1 · 10-30-2013, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarcanglk

Heard this from a gas station attendant...Black Man's Wish.

Wait a minute... I'm a black man and I've got one...lol

Still funny as hell though.

BMW Fanatic · 10-30-2013, 11:58 AM

Fake BMW = Bus Metro Walk
Real BMW = Brings Me Women

FlyM3_R1 · 10-30-2013, 12:00 PM

Brother
With
Money

FlyM3_R1 · 10-30-2013, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AyooooJay

Boss Man's Whip

Nice one. Very applicable in most cases...lol.

Tfk · 10-30-2013, 12:51 PM

bicycle motor works

///WeissBisBlau · 10-30-2013, 12:53 PM

So according to a girl I work with, it stands for Bigger than My Weenie.

She, erm, wouldn't know...that...about me. Just her way of being jealous. I ain't mad. Just another set of "lawyer" type jokes, to me. Lol

mdosu · 10-30-2013, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ///WeissBlitz76

So according to a girl I work with, it stands for Bigger than My Weenie.

She, erm, wouldn't know...that...about me. Just her way of being jealous. I ain't mad. Just another set of "lawyer" type jokes, to me. Lol

Dispel all myths!

you should take her out for a spin in your car and on your lap.

youngnastyman · 10-30-2013, 01:45 PM

Black man's weiner

///WeissBisBlau · 10-30-2013, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mdosu

Dispel all myths!

you should take her out for a spin in your car and on your lap.

Ha ha...nice. Well I would, but you see she's actually right. My BMW is...bigger than my weenie. There I said it. Man enough to admit it!

mdosu · 10-30-2013, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ///WeissBlitz76

Ha ha...nice. Well I would, but you see she's actually right. My BMW is...bigger than my weenie. There I said it. Man enough to admit it!

well..let me know if you can't handle her, and need me to step in. I'll give her a ride on my lap....

///WeissBisBlau · 10-30-2013, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mdosu

well..let me know if you can't handle her, and need me to step in. I'll give her a ride on my lap....

Heh. She's all yours man. She's kind of a big gal. Not that there's anything wrong with that, as such. I fear she would very quickly wear out my active suspension, though...

mdosu · 10-30-2013, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ///WeissBlitz76

Heh. She's all yours man. She's kind of a big gal. Not that there's anything wrong with that, as such. I fear she would very quickly wear out my active suspension, though...

she'll probably destroy my two struts...i will need a pic to reconsider.

PurM3 · 10-30-2013, 03:10 PM

Bring me home

tjsabec · 10-30-2013, 04:41 PM

Bearings make worries.

10-30-2013, 08:57 AM	#1
i001947 Captain 27 Rep 688 Posts Drives: '13 E92 M3 Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: US iTrader: (0)	Alternate BMW Definition Here's three: BMW = Be My Wife BMW= Black Man's Wagon (My Favorite) BMW = Best Man's Wheels
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DopeM3 M Power 82 Rep 1,288 Posts Drives: M3 Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: NH iTrader: (8)	Boss Man's Whip
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10-30-2013, 09:23 AM	#3
javistor Second Lieutenant 133 Rep 276 Posts Drives: 2020 X3M Comp, 2024 M2 Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: San Antonio, TX iTrader: (3)	Bust My Wallet Break My Wallet Big Mexican Woman Before My Wife __________________
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Sarcanglk New Member 0 Rep 6 Posts Drives: 2008 e92 M3 Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Langhorne, PA iTrader: (1) Garage List 2011 BMW 335i [6.80]	Heard this from a gas station attendant...Black Man's Wish.
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Elaz Lieutenant 58 Rep 592 Posts Drives: e92m Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: bx ny iTrader: (1)	When you go buy a bmw= bring money withyou.
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LucWerkz Banned 88 Rep 1,236 Posts Drives: e70 X5 4.8i (Temporarily) Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: DC/VA/MD/PA iTrader: (1)	Big Money Wasted!!!
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10-30-2013, 11:58 AM	#10
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10-30-2013, 12:00 PM	#11
FlyM3_R1 Smooth shifts 4 Rep 63 Posts Drives: E92 6MT Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Austin, TX iTrader: (0) Garage List 2008 E92 [10.00]	Brother With Money
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///WeissBisBlau Captain 264 Rep 720 Posts Drives: ‘21 M5C Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: AL iTrader: (0)	So according to a girl I work with, it stands for Bigger than My Weenie. She, erm, wouldn't know...that...about me. Just her way of being jealous. I ain't mad. Just another set of "lawyer" type jokes, to me. Lol
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youngnastyman Major 223 Rep 1,420 Posts Drives: F83 M4 Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (13)	Black man's weiner
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tjsabec Captain 53 Rep 620 Posts Drives: 2008, e90, alpine white, 6mt Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Morgantown, wv iTrader: (2)	Bearings make worries.
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