This is why i HATE having girls sleep in my bed/with me!

Neema · 11-04-2007, 05:52 AM

Every girl thats every slept in my bed with me, including the one next to me right now, has run me off the edge of my bed!!! WTF is it with girls and taking up the whole bed. I have a queen size bed and shes alllll the way over on my side, i mean look at this shit haha. Its 2:50 am here and i couldnt help turning my light on and taking a few quick cell phone pics as my evidence haha.

schneid4323 · 11-04-2007, 06:01 AM

stop whining, smack a ho wit your cock.

blackcat335i · 11-04-2007, 06:07 AM

Haha it 3.00am here

I have a king size bed and still get push to the edge, I have two girls in my bed now.

My three years old daughter alway like to jump in our bed and sleep side
ways between us. A king size bed is what u need ( not cal king ), bros.

Good nite

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Originally Posted by Boost_Nation

Every girl thats every slept in my bed with me, including the one next to me right now, has run me off the edge of my bed!!! WTF is it with girls and taking up the whole bed. I have a queen size bed and shes alllll the way over on my side, i mean look at this shit haha. Its 2:50 am here and i couldnt help turning my light on and taking a few quick cell phone pics as my evidence haha.

aapriadi · 11-04-2007, 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Boost_Nation

Every girl thats every slept in my bed with me, including the one next to me right now, has run me off the edge of my bed!!! WTF is it with girls and taking up the whole bed. I have a queen size bed and shes alllll the way over on my side, i mean look at this shit haha. Its 2:50 am here and i couldnt help turning my light on and taking a few quick cell phone pics as my evidence haha.

your daughter or gf? or should i get really concerned and consider calling chris hansen of dateline nbc?

RetroGamerJP · 11-04-2007, 10:37 AM

just get two girls and sleep in the middle

E36_325i · 11-04-2007, 11:15 AM

post cell phone pics

ScottyGams · 11-04-2007, 11:32 AM

^sicko

just4kickz · 11-04-2007, 11:38 AM

well uhh. my friends dont do that. and if they did i'd throw them off the bed.

TiAg335i · 11-04-2007, 11:55 AM

DUDE! YOUR E-BALLS ARE SO HUGE!

E90SLAM · 11-04-2007, 02:37 PM

NaTuReB0Y · 11-04-2007, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by E90SLAM

or BAN!

Year's_End · 11-04-2007, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by blackcat335i

Haha it 3.00am here

I have a king size bed and still get push to the edge, I have two girls in my bed now.

My three years old daughter alway like to jump in our bed and sleep side
ways between us. A king size bed is what u need ( not cal king ), bros.

Good nite

This is waay too suggestive lol

djmatty · 11-04-2007, 07:30 PM

This is why you ditch fatties.

Kiemyster · 11-04-2007, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by djmatty

This is why you ditch fatties.

...unless its a blunt

wuufer001 · 11-04-2007, 09:22 PM

post pics haha

Neema · 11-04-2007, 09:43 PM

forget this thread right now guys...........i have that accident to worry about now. See how much things can change and how fast they can change. One minute im writting a post about being pushed off the edge of my bed, the next minute im writting a post about being hit by a red light runner.

E90SLAM · 11-04-2007, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Boost_Nation

forget this thread right now guys...........i have that accident to worry about now. See how much things can change and how fast they can change. One minute im writting a post about being pushed off the edge of my bed, the next minute im writting a post about being hit by a red light runner.

Yea...i saw that on another thread....glad both you and ur gal are fine!
Just cannot imagine if you're there a half second earlier, and you might total ur car and injure urself!

!Xoible · 11-04-2007, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Boost_Nation

Every girl thats every slept in my bed with me, including the one next to me right now, has run me off the edge of my bed!!! WTF is it with girls and taking up the whole bed. I have a queen size bed and shes alllll the way over on my side, i mean look at this shit haha. Its 2:50 am here and i couldnt help turning my light on and taking a few quick cell phone pics as my evidence haha.

ur not supposed to be NEXT to them, ur supposed to be ON TOP or UNDER

djmatty · 11-04-2007, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Kiemyster

...unless its a blunt

Ehhh, not really. One can lead to the other.

NaTuReB0Y · 11-05-2007, 12:09 AM

What's the going rate for hookers nowadays?

SE3P_to_E90 · 11-05-2007, 01:11 AM

gluck w. your car dude... sucks to get hit by a red light runner...

as for a solution to this problem... do what i do...
put your bed to the wall, and sleep on the wall side. problem solved

Neema · 11-05-2007, 02:13 AM

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Originally Posted by SE3P_to_E90

gluck w. your car dude... sucks to get hit by a red light runner...

as for a solution to this problem... do what i do...
put your bed to the wall, and sleep on the wall side. problem solved

haha thanks man!

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Neema Major General 815 Rep 7,246 Posts Drives: a few BMWs Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: SoCal iTrader: (12)	forget this thread right now guys...........i have that accident to worry about now. See how much things can change and how fast they can change. One minute im writting a post about being pushed off the edge of my bed, the next minute im writting a post about being hit by a red light runner. __________________ LTMW Widebody+1M front bumper+Slek CF Lip\|M3 Hood\|StopTech BBK\|M-Sport Rear Bumper+DD CF Diffuser\|Custom Recaro Seats\|KW V2\|BavX LS3\|M3 Side Skirts+Custom CF Lip\|BBS CHR 19x10.5+BBS Lugs\|LCI Taillights\|RD Sport Anti-Sway Bars\|GIAC S2\|ER Intercooler+CF Shroud+Charge Pipe\|Tial BOV\|Injen Intake\|MS downpipes\|Custom Exhaust\|BMS Oil Catch Can\|M3 DCT wheel+TiD CF Paddles\|BMW CF Trunk Spoiler\|Aluminum Pedals
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SE3P_to_E90 Banned 237 Rep 3,030 Posts Drives: E90 Msport + E83 Msport Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: MD iTrader: (29)	gluck w. your car dude... sucks to get hit by a red light runner... as for a solution to this problem... do what i do... put your bed to the wall, and sleep on the wall side. problem solved
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