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      11-21-2007, 12:00 AM   #1
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Ejaculation aftermath... Chime in Please! (NWS)

holy shit. (yes, what a perfect way to start the post by saying hoe-leeeee-shit!!!)

i swear, everytime i finish having sex, or beating it out, or getting a blow job, 5 minutes after resting i ALWAYS need to take a piss. and it pisses me off! like i go to the toilet, and stand there for like 2 minutes before anything comes out, and then it comes out in a dual piss, like two seperate streams of piss. usually causing me to hit the seat on complete opposite ends.

ugh. its always been a problem. when i just want to relax and kiss/caress my girl, i just cant enjoy that after sex loving. i always need to interupt the beautiful moment to go piss. fuck its really annoying.

im wondering if any of you got any good ideas to stop this shit. and please dont say: piss in the condom before i slap it off. thats just fucking sick. loll.

i know, this thread seems pretty funny, but id really like some serious input.

thanks.
and a special thanks from Kiemyster Jr.
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      11-21-2007, 12:41 AM   #2
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i feel you i hate when it happens to me...but i either hold it if i can, or just pee and then go back to the cuddling and caressing...
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      11-21-2007, 12:45 AM   #3
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that's normal. btw, ur supposed to take a piss right after to clean ur system, same for the girl. the doctor tells me this all the time
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      11-21-2007, 12:53 AM   #4
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god. it just totally kills the moment.
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      11-21-2007, 12:56 AM   #5
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why does it piss u off that much man? u gotta go to restroom and clean up anyway dude.... fuck, what am i doing in this thread anyway?
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      11-21-2007, 01:02 AM   #6
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^^^
LOL! Some questions like that better go unanswered. i mean, first off the thread is called "ejaculation aftermath".... lol.

well... its those moments when im with my girl outside, and were just looking up at the stars... its just perfect. everything seems to come together... everything is just beautiful.... and like after we do our thing, i just want to stay with her and appriciate what i have (her), and this just fucks the mood
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      11-21-2007, 02:02 AM   #7
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LOL! Some questions like that better go unanswered. i mean, first off the thread is called "ejaculation aftermath".... lol.

well... its those moments when im with my girl outside, and were just looking up at the stars... its just perfect. everything seems to come together... everything is just beautiful.... and like after we do our thing, i just want to stay with her and appriciate what i have (her), and this just fucks the mood
LOL casanova right here needs to pee.

try busting 2-3 nuts to see if the feeling goes away. usually i need to pee after the 1st one only.
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      11-21-2007, 04:50 AM   #8
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aim problems?
Use a funnel and a piece of hose. There. problem solved.

On a serious note, It's good to see others with the
"must take a piss after sex" syndrome.
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      11-21-2007, 04:57 AM   #9
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have you thought about your girl?

maybe she needs to take a piss too...

lol...maybe try doing it in the bathroom...get everything taken care of....AND THEN go back to the stars and the other things....
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      11-21-2007, 11:04 AM   #10
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or maybe go to the bathroom before sex?
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      11-21-2007, 09:45 PM   #11
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or maybe go to the bathroom before sex?
It doesn't matter if you pee before, you will still have to hit it. Very strange...
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      11-21-2007, 09:51 PM   #12
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I think it happens to most of us.....I usually go right after though I don't like holding in my piss that shit hurts!
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      11-21-2007, 11:45 PM   #13
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this thread is great . i believe you have the dual stream and sometimes triple+ stream b/c you have left over cumm in ur dick, thus it dries and when you pee it gets clogged for that moment and voila you get a multiple streams for a second, sometimes longer making a big mess

there was something about this on webmd.

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      11-22-2007, 04:56 AM   #14
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Same deal with me on the dual streams. Btw I laughed my ass off when I read that. Think hl0m4n got it down.
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hhahahah....this thread is hilarious.

But, since you are asking about any potential solutions..........


you could always pee sitting down.
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      11-24-2007, 12:26 AM   #16
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*sighs*

no matter how serious i try to be, it is just inevitable that we take this path.

i fucking died reading holmans post, he got it down just right lool
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Anyone remember the scene in "Me, Myself and Irene" where he wakes up and takes a piss in the morning?

Hilarious..

Anyway, it's natural, happens to everyone.

I find the best time to piss after sex is when you grab the girl a towel to wipe the spunk off her face and tits. While she's doing that I go piss, then come back to cuddle and whatnot.

Is she into 'watersports'?

That might solve your problem...
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      11-24-2007, 04:08 AM   #18
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Pee before, drink a cup of water, get on it, and then you shouldn't have this dual stream/not clear urine.

This thread is pretty jokes haha.
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      11-24-2007, 07:47 AM   #19
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Isn't this normal? My old roommates girlfriend got urinary infection because she didn't pee after sex
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+1 it's normal to have to pee

try to spread open your peehole a little before releasing the pee....sometimes, rather than clogged dried goo, your hole just may be a little stuck together from dried goo...

+1 it may be a good time to find out if she's into watersports..lol
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+1 it's normal to have to pee

try to spread open your peehole a little before releasing the pee....sometimes, rather than clogged dried goo, your hole just may be a little stuck together from dried goo...

+1 it may be a good time to find out if she's into watersports..lol
that goo your talking about... are you talking about

SPERM?
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