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After installing the infamous performance exhaust with carbon fiber cyba tips on my 335i I became peculiarly addicted to my vehicle. Every morning I would wake up and march gaily(happily) down the stairs, go outside, turn on my car, and stare at my exhaust in awe. A few mornings go by repeating the same process and I found my addiction growing stronger and stronger. It got so extreme that one morning I found myself fondling with my genitalia. Now of course I found this moment utterly disturbing at first so I quickly elevated my hand back into my pockets. It is as if my subconscious mind started to "feel some type of way" towards my car. Obviously this is beyond the social norm and I would not dare be caught doing something so absurd. So now I only do this morning process during the night time, where I can be obscure all by myself.
If there is anyone out there, and I mean anyone, with similar experiences please PM me and we can talk. Thanks for reading. Last edited by prowheelie92; 06-03-2014 at 05:22 PM.. |
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Well, this will be a fun thread.
I hope you all the best, and I sure will know if you act on this, you will have more fulfilling life than most of the folks here.
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Please tell me that this is a joke/troll... I've been proud of my car and stared at her even despite the fact that she's bone stock, but not to this level...
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You have a 335i. It always starts this way. You believe it is love but it is infact lust that you are feeling right now. Give it a couple weeks then her true identity will start to show through. First she will start to misfire. You will assume that it was just you and that changing a coil or a plug will make her feel fine. And it will. But then right when you feel back in love again, more misfires will happen. But this time you will find out its also injectors. You shell out some cash and hand over the credit card. This is when she will show her true self. Multiple misfires, fuel pumps, water pumps, TPMS warnings. It will never end. But now you are in love. Love is blind. Good luck to us all.
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