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      06-29-2018, 04:00 PM   #111
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      06-29-2018, 04:01 PM   #112
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      06-29-2018, 04:04 PM   #113
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When my handle was Just_Jody you thought my name was Judy.....When I changed it to Not_Judy (and kept the same picture) suddenly Judy did not equate to Judy to you???
The handle didn't match the spelling my fucked up brain produced.

Honestly, I wouldn't have said that here, if I had not seen early on you'd be strong enough to handle being a female on a car forum. And also it worked for me since bringing more light to the world of dyslexics means more people understand better how hard it is for us at times.

You've been a star here from your first post on, and I'm sorry if you think I was at any point making fun of you. My condition is very well known here and I think it's pretty fucking funny how I can't scrap the first impression, hair and all, since I have to record all words in my mind to handle even simple conversations.

My bad, absolutely not yours, but if we are having a spa day, I'm having a cold then.
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      06-29-2018, 04:08 PM   #114
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When my handle was Just_Jody you thought my name was Judy.....When I changed it to Not_Judy (and kept the same picture) suddenly Judy did not equate to Judy to you???
The handle didn't match the spelling my fucked up brain produced.

Honestly, I wouldn't have said that here, if I had not seen early on you'd be strong enough to handle being a female on a car forum. And also it worked for me since bringing more light to the world of dyslexics means more people understand better how hard it is for us at times.

You've been a star here from your first post on, and I'm sorry if you think I was at any point making fun of you. My condition is very well known here and I think it's pretty fucking funny how I can't scrap the first impression, hair and all, since I have to record all words in my mind to handle even simple conversations.

My bad, absolutely not yours, but if we are having a spa day, I'm having a cold then.
I'm fucking dying over here

No apologies necessary.
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      06-29-2018, 09:11 PM   #115
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Wasn't my thread babe, but I do have one idea how to incorporate that, and the " post a pic of how you see other members" and this.
What happened to all those other gals? biorin was hilarious as well. Her thread, right?
She's on Instagram.
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      06-30-2018, 04:56 PM   #120
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Wasn't my thread babe, but I do have one idea how to incorporate that, and the " post a pic of how you see other members" and this.
What happened to all those other gals? biorin was hilarious as well. Her thread, right?
She's on Instagram.
Thanks, don't do Instagram. Miss your sense of humor here as well.
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Pretty sure she didn't emerge with words on her shoulders
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      07-02-2018, 02:19 PM   #125
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