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      11-13-2007, 01:55 PM   #45
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I need to have my bowels expressed...i guess i'll give this a try..
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Is that when they shoot water up your asshole and then you fart it out?
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Uhm, essentially yes.

For those who are uncomfortable with those sort of procedures, you can also try drinking colon cleansing mixtures that function in the same way.
lol.
colon cleansing mixtures... is that like detox?
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colon cleansing mixtures... is that like detox?
If you're cleansing your colon, you're definitely detoxing, as any cleanse does.
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If you're cleansing your colon, you're definitely detoxing, as any cleanse does.
i've been taking a few meds (not illegal) for about 2 weeks now -- due to a major concussion... and i've have so much work, that i've been eating irregularly and at different hours... can you recommend something that's cheap and effective? i want to flush my system.
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i've been taking a few meds (not illegal) for about 2 weeks now -- due to a major concussion... and i've have so much work, that i've been eating irregularly and at different hours... can you recommend something that's cheap and effective? i want to flush my system.
Uhm, since you're taking so many antibiotics right now, I would suggest taking some sort of probiotics while you're on the meds and after you come off the meds.

The antibiotics are eating up much of your 'good bacteria' in your intestines, thus, you must replenish it. That's where the probiotics come into play.

Probiotics come in capsule, powder, and liquid form.

The cheapest and most common form of probiotics would come from yogurt.

Only certain yogurt brands offer 'live active cultures', so be careful which brand you buy. **Make sure they contain some L.acidophilus and L.casei bacteria cultures.

I would recommond going to the local Whole Foods or Trader Joe's or whatever store is comparable for these kinds of products.


Anyways, as far as colon cleanses go, here's a few things I can recommend at reasonable prices:

http://www.thewholewheatery.com/shop...vate_product=0

This store above carries some of the best natural health products on the market.

The product in the above link is one of the top products they carry for colon cleansing. The product also includes acidophilus.

This product:

http://www.thewholewheatery.com/shop...vate_product=0

is a toned-down version of the first link I posted.

**If you want to really get the job done, I would recommend taking the one in the first link in conjuction with some drinking Aloe Vera juice or Flax-Seed oil to make things flow more smoothly throughout your digestive system.

New Chapter, Lily of the Desert and Tom's of Maine all make great aloe vera juices.

Health From The Sun, Spectrum, Nature's Way and Arrowhead Mills all make excellent flax seed oils.

http://www.thewholewheatery.com/shop...vate_product=0

Hope this helps.
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LOL, this thread is too much.
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I've gone a week without shitting before...it was stress induced and bad diet..


When i went, it was like a horse's load and it clogged up the toilet...nastiest thing ever..


Eat healthy, shit often guys...
was it like the one in south park?
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Uhm, since you're taking so many antibiotics right now, I would suggest taking some sort of probiotics while you're on the meds and after you come off the meds.

The antibiotics are eating up much of your 'good bacteria' in your intestines, thus, you must replenish it. That's where the probiotics come into play.

Probiotics come in capsule, powder, and liquid form.

The cheapest and most common form of probiotics would come from yogurt.

Only certain yogurt brands offer 'live active cultures', so be careful which brand you buy. **Make sure they contain some L.acidophilus and L.casei bacteria cultures.

I would recommond going to the local Whole Foods or Trader Joe's or whatever store is comparable for these kinds of products.


Anyways, as far as colon cleanses go, here's a few things I can recommend at reasonable prices:

http://www.thewholewheatery.com/shop...vate_product=0

This store above carries some of the best natural health products on the market.

The product in the above link is one of the top products they carry for colon cleansing. The product also includes acidophilus.

This product:

http://www.thewholewheatery.com/shop...vate_product=0

is a toned-down version of the first link I posted.

**If you want to really get the job done, I would recommend taking the one in the first link in conjuction with some drinking Aloe Vera juice or Flax-Seed oil to make things flow more smoothly throughout your digestive system.

New Chapter, Lily of the Desert and Tom's of Maine all make great aloe vera juices.

Health From The Sun, Spectrum, Nature's Way and Arrowhead Mills all make excellent flax seed oils.

http://www.thewholewheatery.com/shop...vate_product=0

Hope this helps.
Thanks for the info and help!
By meds, i was on oxycodone for about a week, and the headaches lingered, so i've been taking (as instructed by a doctor) approximately 12-16 advils per day. It's been 2 weeks now and i'm down to just about 6 advils per day.

It's strange you mention the yogurt... because i rarely eat yogurt, and just recently, i've been eating yogurt (for about 4 days now), and noticed on the container that there are 6 live cultures inside or something...

Anyway, i will be looking into the stuff you've suggested. Thanks again!
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I just saw this thread while my ass cheeks clenched the toilet seat... I was wondering...... Hot girls don't fart or poop do they? I don't think so....
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I just saw this thread while my ass cheeks clenched the toilet seat... I was wondering...... Hot girls don't fart or poop do they? I don't think so....
lol, good question. I think they do.
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Uhm, essentially yes.

For those who are uncomfortable with those sort of procedures, you can also try drinking colon cleansing mixtures that function in the same way.
Or you can watch Penn & Teller's Bullshit and know that that doesn't do much for you...
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Or you can watch Penn & Teller's Bullshit and know that that doesn't do much for you...
Go ahead and watch Pen and Teller all you want.

I've tried it myself and have seen tons of people benefit from it.
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I just saw this thread while my ass cheeks clenched the toilet seat... I was wondering...... Hot girls don't fart or poop do they? I don't think so....

as i always say. Men fart, women pum.
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why don't women far as much as guys?














b/c they can't shut up long enough to build pressure
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Go ahead and watch Pen and Teller all you want.

I've tried it myself and have seen tons of people benefit from it.
Thank you for your scientifically-supported post.
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why don't women far as much as guys?














b/c they can't shut up long enough to build pressure
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I have one for you guys....

Why do All GUYS love their cars more then Girls...?
















......Because cars don't talk back
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I have one for you guys....

Why do All GUYS love their cars more then Girls...?
















......Because cars don't talk back
What's the difference between a woman and a battery?






















a battery has a positive side.
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minus the bong... can't say i never did the boogie/loogie at college... heh heh

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