1MOREMOD - pro tips

Haywood · 03-30-2016, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Too firm of a grip. You'd think the poor girl is trying to squeeze a banana out of it's peel by sheer force.

Ahh, the GI Joe kung-fu grip.

Joekerr · 03-30-2016, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Too firm of a grip. You'd think the poor girl is trying to squeeze a banana out of it's peel by sheer force.

So....guess you're not circumcised then hmm?

I guess that might actually work in your favour with respect to finally attracting Ms. Lups. As a car girl, I'd imagine she likes looking under the hood.

bada bing.

Axius · 03-30-2016, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Haywood

Ahh, the GI Joe kung-fu grip.

Probably got trained by Mister Miyagi....

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

So....guess you're not circumcised then hmm?

I guess that might actually work in your favour with respect to finally attracting Ms. Lups. As a car girl, I'd imagine she likes looking under the hood.

bada bing.

I can only hope, I've been trying to get a peak under her hood for so long, if we can mutually look under each others hoods it could be the spawn of something miraculous!

Verbiage · 03-30-2016, 02:30 PM

What's your calorie ceiling?

smoosh · 03-30-2016, 02:37 PM

eat out girls or no?

I mean, it's kinda disgusting, you're licking dic*

silvergray545 · 03-30-2016, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

eat out girls or no?

I mean, it's kinda disgusting, you're licking dic*

So how do you feel about girls that don't give blow jobs?

Axius · 03-30-2016, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

eat out girls or no?

I mean, it's kinda disgusting, you're licking dic*

If you're not man enough to eat a chick out, then you should start dabbling in the men category instead.

That's my MOD tip for the day.

silvergray545 · 03-30-2016, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

If you're not man enough to eat a chick out, then you should start dabbling in the men category instead.

That's my MOD tip for the day.

This x1000

Verbiage · 03-30-2016, 03:30 PM

I mean you also shouldn't just eat out any old pussy because that's fucking disgusting.

Unless you're Ax, in which case this isn't applicable.

Lucky John · 03-30-2016, 03:33 PM

Smoosh, your, she dumped me thread, is starting to make more sense.

Verbiage · 03-30-2016, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Lucky John

Smoosh, your, she dumped me thread, is starting to make more sense.

Oh shit.

silvergray545 · 03-30-2016, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Lucky John

Smoosh, your, she dumped me thread, is starting to make more sense.

I missed that thread. Makes sense though. If you don't eat her out, she'll find someone else that will. In my experience, diving in face first will keep them around. Unless you want to break up with her. Then you have to stop having sushi every night.

jtodd_fl · 03-30-2016, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

I missed that thread. Makes sense though. If you don't eat her out, she'll find someone else that will. In my experience, diving in face first will keep them around. Unless you want to break up with her. Then you have to stop having sushi every night.

And that someone could be nearly everyone, as it seems to have been in your case. She wasn't mad and running off for revenge - she needed that thing WORKED and she went and had an itch scratched. Also, sorry about your shattered heart.

silvergray545 · 03-30-2016, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

And that someone could be nearly everyone, as it seems to have been in your case. She wasn't mad and running off for revenge - she needed that thing WORKED and she went and had an itch scratched. Also, sorry about your shattered heart.

Just dug up that thread and read the first page. Sounded like she was just a whore. On to the next one.

Verbiage · 03-30-2016, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Just dug up that thread and read the first page. Sounded like she was just a whore. On to the next one.

Damn, killjoy! It was funnier before you reveled the truth.

But to smoosh's benefit, she was most certainly a whore.

silvergray545 · 03-30-2016, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Damn, killjoy! It was funnier before you reveled the truth.

But to smoosh's benefit, she was most certainly a whore.

Haha well, it doesn't change the fact that dude needs to eat his girl out once in a while!

1MOREMOD · 03-30-2016, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

What's your calorie ceiling?

Don't have one, just by feel. Used to be about 4500 a day but can't sustain that level anymore. I mostly looked at protein intake at about 300 grams daily. I'm old and sedentary now so lower.

Verbiage · 03-30-2016, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Don't have one, just by feel. Used to be about 4500 a day but can't sustain that level anymore. I mostly looked at protein intake at about 300 grams daily. I'm old and sedentary now so lower.

Makes sense, cutting season is transitioning to bulk in the next 6 months, I have set 3500 for myself. I think it's moderate enough.

1MOREMOD · 03-30-2016, 04:02 PM

My problem is 2000 is beer. It's why I want someone to come out with 20gm protein per beer.

Verbiage · 03-30-2016, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

My problem is 2000 is beer. It's why I want someone to come out with 20gm protein per beer.

Well, they have wheat beer. They could certainly make protein infused beer.

It might be a little "whey'ey" though.

Hehehehe.

1MOREMOD · 03-30-2016, 05:49 PM

Don't care small market though.

Verbiage · 03-30-2016, 06:59 PM

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Don't care small market though.

Maybe we could brew it?

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