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      08-18-2016, 11:30 AM   #23
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Fine, fine, you know, I would have hoped that after only being 0.05% serious on these forums most would simply assume I am not being serious. It was poor efforts at a joke that was taken seriously. I can't really blame anyone but myself.

So since it wasn't a genuine question, I like Moddie's question better - something about why I am so lame.
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You used to be pretty humorous and intelligent, not sure what brought out this version of you however...
Man-o-pause maybe...I don't know. I'll take a little time out for myself and regroup.
Bring back the other guy... He was enjoyable and well received... Real talk... You represent Canada - go tap a maple tree and take some syrup shots and return... Delete thread and try again when you get your mojo back...

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I think that it's so bad that your memory can't process it. I remember how bad the lacerations and burns I have were.

I can remember the times when I've been kicked in the stones playing soccer and remember the event but not the pain. It goes through your entire body. Ugh.
Do you always cry when you fall?
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Do you always cry when you fall?
No.

You know who whines? Babies.
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No.

You know who whines? Babies.
That was a question since you play soccer, not complaining.
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      08-18-2016, 12:05 PM   #28
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Bring back the other guy... He was enjoyable and well received... Real talk... You represent Canada - go tap a maple tree and take some syrup shots and return... Delete thread and try again when you get your mojo back...

Good luck man... May the spirit of Lester B Pearson give you strength in your darkest hour...
Win some, lose some. I'll leave the thread as an example of what not to do / how quickly one can fall.

Fortunately, there are a surprising number of Canadians on here so Canada's reputation ought not to be too terribly besmirched by my lapses in judgement.
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Bring back the other guy... He was enjoyable and well received... Real talk... You represent Canada - go tap a maple tree and take some syrup shots and return... Delete thread and try again when you get your mojo back...

Good luck man... May the spirit of Lester B Pearson give you strength in your darkest hour...
Win some, lose some. I'll leave the thread as an example of what not to do / how quickly one can fall.

Fortunately, there are a surprising number of Canadians on here so Canada's reputation ought not to be too terribly besmirched by my lapses in judgement.
Justin Beiber...

That's all I need to say...
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On a scale 1 - 10, with 1 being "a lot" and 10 being "very" - How attractive is stubbornness in a guy?
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Justin Beiber...

That's all I need to say...
The Kardashians.
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Justin Beiber...

That's all I need to say...
In fairness, he's almost like a transplant in a way...I feel like America should share some culpability on that front. He would not be where he was if not for the amount of US girls buying his crap.
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Justin Beiber...

That's all I need to say...
In fairness, he's almost like a transplant in a way...I feel like America should share some culpability on that front. He would not be where he was if not for the amount of US girls buying his crap.
He still has a birth certificate from our friendly neighbors to the north... Tainted syrup is my guess... Or Canadian bacon...

I read this article awhile back which made me chuckle... Some witty writer said -

"1994 - the year Mrs. Beiber gave birth to her 401K program..."

We'll trade you ALL the kardashians for beiber... Call it even...

Dude... I just remembered... You are also responsible for Drake...
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On a scale 1 - 10, with 1 being "a lot" and 10 being "very" - How attractive is stubbornness in a guy?
Interested in the answer to this....
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We'll trade you ALL the kardashians for beiber... Call it even...

Dude... I just remembered... You are also responsible for Drake...
Unfortunately for you, there is no native indian in my background, therefore, shiny baubles will not cause me to accept this terrible deal.

Bieber is but one, while the Kardashians are many. How many, I don't know, but it seems like there are many. You keep your Kardashians, and seeing as how Bieber likes the US so much, far be it from me to infringe on his freedoms....you keep him too. Now that's a deal I can stand behind!

And the Drake thing...I thought we had put that behind us. Not kosher, rehashing past sins.
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Interested in the answer to this....
Actually, so am I now...I glossed over it at first, but on re-read, I'm very interested.
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That's flawed thinking. If a porsche gt3 dropped out my butt every time I got kicked in the nuts i woukd have a line around the block to kick me. Women are coocoo for kids.


This line of thinking is what keeps me here
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WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!?

I've travelled the universe searching for answer but I cannot find it and I MUST KNOW!! I. MUST...

Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle
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Justin Beiber...

That's all I need to say...
The Kardashians.
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We'll trade you ALL the kardashians for beiber... Call it even...

Dude... I just remembered... You are also responsible for Drake...
Unfortunately for you, there is no native indian in my background, therefore, shiny baubles will not cause me to accept this terrible deal.

Bieber is but one, while the Kardashians are many. How many, I don't know, but it seems like there are many. You keep your Kardashians, and seeing as how Bieber likes the US so much, far be it from me to infringe on his freedoms....you keep him too. Now that's a deal I can stand behind!

And the Drake thing...I thought we had put that behind us. Not kosher, rehashing past sins.
I was offering you quantity not quality...

Conrad black
April livigne or however you spell
Michael cera
Beiber
Nickleback
Robin thicke
Howie mandel

I'm sure I'm forgetting quite a few...

We should set up a trade embargo immediately !!! Except for this...
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When a woman says , "we need to talk" what does that mean??

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!?

I've travelled the universe searching for answer but I cannot find it and I MUST KNOW!! I. MUST...

Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle
Means they caught you. Busted
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On a scale 1 - 10, with 1 being "a lot" and 10 being "very" - How attractive is stubbornness in a guy?
There's evidently a lot of interest in this question, which I find kind of odd. At least, I find the use of the word "stubborn" to be odd. I don't think anyone looks at someone else and goes "oh yeah, you're really hard to convince, that's hot." As with everything else, it's good in moderation. Yes, you should have your own opinions. Yes, it's good to feel strongly about things. Of course, you should also be open to hearing other perspectives.

It really depends on the context. Are you being "stubborn" because you've done a lot of research into this topic, and you're willing to really fight for your point? Or do you just need to be right to be right?

I had a whole argument with someone the other day who self-admittedly is not a car person and doesn't know much about them. However, this person absolutely REFUSED to consider the idea that people might prefer the ATS-V to the M3. "Sensationalist journalism," "impossible that Cadillac could be better than BMW," etc. That, to me, is unattractively stubborn.

TL;DR: Don't be a spineless pussy, but don't be an ass just for the sake of being an ass. Is that something we didn't already know?
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I was offering you quantity not quality...

Conrad black
April livigne or however you spell
Michael cera
Beiber
Nickleback
Robin thicke
Howie mandel

I'm sure I'm forgetting quite a few...

We should set up a trade embargo immediately !!! Except for this...
We have Vermont. Who needs Canada?
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There's evidently a lot of interest in this question, which I find kind of odd. At least, I find the use of the word "stubborn" to be odd. I don't think anyone looks at someone else and goes "oh yeah, you're really hard to convince, that's hot." As with everything else, it's good in moderation. Yes, you should have your own opinions. Yes, it's good to feel strongly about things. Of course, you should also be open to hearing other perspectives.

It really depends on the context. Are you being "stubborn" because you've done a lot of research into this topic, and you're willing to really fight for your point? Or do you just need to be right to be right?

I had a whole argument with someone the other day who self-admittedly is not a car person and doesn't know much about them. However, this person absolutely REFUSED to consider the idea that people might prefer the ATS-V to the M3. "Sensationalist journalism," "impossible that Cadillac could be better than BMW," etc. That, to me, is unattractively stubborn.

TL;DR: Don't be a spineless pussy, but don't be an ass just for the sake of being an ass. Is that something we didn't already know?
This person was right. Only a blind person would prefer any Cadillac over a BMW. Actually, only a blind person who has to wear full finger gloves when driving. Because if you have to look at the Cadillac and touch the inside of the Cadillac, you'll always prefer the M3.

Any rebuttal you come up with is futile because there are not two ways around this issue. BMW > Cadillac

#BMWrules, #BMWforlife, #BMWdroppingpantiessince1956

(I hope i made it clear enough that i was being an ass just for the sake of it. )
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