washing your hands

hks786 · 10-26-2010, 03:48 PM

I'm not at dougs level turning on the tap with paper towels but I do give my hands a good wash and try not to touch anything I dont need to. Yeah and when I'm leaving I open the door with paper towel.

Why wash your hands and then touch that dirty door again?

BTM · 10-26-2010, 03:52 PM

Am I the only one that doesn't stress about this? Take a shit, wash your hands, move on. Germs happen, your body fights them. Do you wash your hands in between typing on your keyboard and itching your face? Every time you punch the buttons on an ATM or credit card machine at the grocery store? No reason to micromanage this IMO, just wash your hands and live an overall clean existence and you'll be fine.

DougLikesBMW · 10-26-2010, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

Wtffffff Doug?

I don't get that demotivated feeling after sex just after fapping...as soon as you bust you think, well that was a waste of time.

Kroy · 10-26-2010, 04:02 PM

wet hands then soap

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

coming from a guy who is in a fall out boy music video

lol is that a burn or a story i missed?

BTM · 10-26-2010, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Kroy

lol is that a burn or a story i missed?

LOL both...

They started out local to me and played a lot of shows in Arlington Heights IL, when I was in HS, so often a lot of us went as suburb life is pretty boring. For a local band and for a bunch of teenagers the music wasn't bad either (currently can't stand it though to be honest). Their first video, for Dead on Arrival, was filmed at one of these shows in Arl Hts (Knights of Colombus to be exact) and is basically shots of the band mixed with shots of the audience. If you know what I look like, with longer hair, you can spot me for about a second in the back of the audience.

JayKay335i · 10-26-2010, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by DougLikesBMW

I don't get that demotivated feeling after sex just after fapping...as soon as you bust you think, well that was a waste of time.

Huh??? After fapping I feel motivated. After sex, I feel like kicking the girl out. Nothing that leads to orgasm is a waste of time.

I also like it when it leads to snacks.

hks786 · 10-26-2010, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by BTM

Am I the only one that doesn't stress about this? Take a shit, wash your hands, move on. Germs happen, your body fights them. Do you wash your hands in between typing on your keyboard and itching your face? Every time you punch the buttons on an ATM or credit card machine at the grocery store? No reason to micromanage this IMO, just wash your hands and live an overall clean existence and you'll be fine.

I hit the buttons of the ATM machine with my knuckles haha. Well not all the time but if it looks dirty then I do. Trust me I've seen very dirty ones.

BTM · 10-26-2010, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

I also like it when it leads to snacks.

+1. I also like when it leads to TV and naps

lopealle · 10-26-2010, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by DougLikesBMW

1. Pull level for paper towels.
2. Turn on sink.
3. Wet hands.
4. Soap.
5. Wash.
6. Dry with paper towels.
7. Turn off sink with paper towels.
8. Get more paper towels (if necessary) with paper towel.
9. Open door with paper towel.

thats how i do it

Couch · 10-27-2010, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by BTM

Am I the only one that doesn't stress about this? Take a shit, wash your hands, move on. Germs happen, your body fights them. Do you wash your hands in between typing on your keyboard and itching your face? Every time you punch the buttons on an ATM or credit card machine at the grocery store? No reason to micromanage this IMO, just wash your hands and live an overall clean existence and you'll be fine.

Other than the towels in the bathroom I don't think about it.

I've been taking a dump in the bathroom and saw a coworkers shoes in the stall next to me. I think he touches his wang with toilet paper.

He is OCD.

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Originally Posted by DougLikesBMW

I don't get that demotivated feeling after sex just after fapping...as soon as you bust you think, well that was a waste of time.

What? A waste? No way, I don't think you're enjoying yourself enough.

Just do it before bed time.

Memphis1 · 10-27-2010, 01:05 PM

If you don't have a cut in your hand all that "not touchig" shit is irrelevant. Just don't touch your face or anyone elses until you can wash up again. same thing with putting half the toilet roll on the toilet seat as long as you dont have any cuts on your legs the toilet seat is not gonna harm you, it's actually cleaner than your kitchen counter. it's actually proven that japan is actually getting less healthy because as a culture they're supper clean and that's actually bad. I haven't had the flu or cough in like 8 years. I bet you guys washing your hands and avoiding touching handles get sick at least twice if not more a year. As a matter of fact your keyboard where you're typing is dirtier than any bar or restaurant bathroom handle. funnier still is the fact that your cellphone is probably worse even, and don't even get me started on remote controls... and I guarantee half of you talking about washin up let your dog lick your face or even sleep with your pets...

vpr80 · 10-27-2010, 02:05 PM

wash rinse and repeat

UncleWede · 10-28-2010, 02:48 PM

Quit pissing on your hand and you won't need to worry about washing it so much. Geez, your penis is still covered in skin. Do you wash if you touch your arm? How about scratch your calf? Where is that magical dividing line from where you wash and where you dont? Be more worried about when you pick that toe-jam out your big toe then taking a leak and not pissing on your hand.

I need to go take a leak and then get some food from the potluck . . .

JayReplay · 10-29-2010, 05:32 AM

Soap first. What really irritates me is seeing stupid mother f*ckers wash their hands, turn off the water, then start rubbing their hands. WTFFFF

bmwmthree · 11-03-2010, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by DougLikesBMW

I hardly ever fap to busting point...makes me feel weak, lazy, and have no motivation. So to answer your question, none.

wtf
wtf
wtf

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Originally Posted by jh valley

what, that defeats the purpose of fapping all-together

+1

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Originally Posted by DougLikesBMW

It wakes me up, feel more alert, want to smash anything with a vag...and you can work kegels. Works for me.

-1
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Originally Posted by BTM

+1

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Originally Posted by Negotiator

At that point, i think you just like touching penis... Normal people have a goal in mind, the exercise itself isn't the point.

+2

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

WTF?

+3

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

Wtffffff Doug?

+4

Echo M3 · 11-03-2010, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by BTM

Am I the only one that doesn't stress about this? Take a shit, wash your hands, move on. Germs happen, your body fights them. Do you wash your hands in between typing on your keyboard and itching your face? Every time you punch the buttons on an ATM or credit card machine at the grocery store? No reason to micromanage this IMO, just wash your hands and live an overall clean existence and you'll be fine.

I'm the same way as you. I think there are a lot of OCD sufferers on this forum.

The fact of the matter is, if you've had all your immunizations (Hep B, MMR, etc) and you practice basic hygeine (wash your hands after defecating or urinating) then there's nothing to worry about.

The only thing I recommend (that many people don't do) is putting toilet paper or one of those paper seat covers on a public toilet seat before you sit on it. And believe me, you don't want to know why..

ES_TRADER · 11-03-2010, 11:45 PM

it depends on the type of soap....what are we talking here? regular? or foaming? cuz if you try to wet hands AFTER putting on foaming soap, you're just gonna wash away the foam...

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hks786 Major General 2272 Rep 5,364 Posts Drives: * Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: UK iTrader: (0)	I'm not at dougs level turning on the tap with paper towels but I do give my hands a good wash and try not to touch anything I dont need to. Yeah and when I'm leaving I open the door with paper towel. Why wash your hands and then touch that dirty door again? __________________
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Memphis1 Lieutenant Colonel 97 Rep 1,838 Posts Drives: Z4 SDrive 35i Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: CT iTrader: (0)	If you don't have a cut in your hand all that "not touchig" shit is irrelevant. Just don't touch your face or anyone elses until you can wash up again. same thing with putting half the toilet roll on the toilet seat as long as you dont have any cuts on your legs the toilet seat is not gonna harm you, it's actually cleaner than your kitchen counter. it's actually proven that japan is actually getting less healthy because as a culture they're supper clean and that's actually bad. I haven't had the flu or cough in like 8 years. I bet you guys washing your hands and avoiding touching handles get sick at least twice if not more a year. As a matter of fact your keyboard where you're typing is dirtier than any bar or restaurant bathroom handle. funnier still is the fact that your cellphone is probably worse even, and don't even get me started on remote controls... and I guarantee half of you talking about washin up let your dog lick your face or even sleep with your pets... __________________
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UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18430 Rep 9,426 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	Quit pissing on your hand and you won't need to worry about washing it so much. Geez, your penis is still covered in skin. Do you wash if you touch your arm? How about scratch your calf? Where is that magical dividing line from where you wash and where you dont? Be more worried about when you pick that toe-jam out your big toe then taking a leak and not pissing on your hand. I need to go take a leak and then get some food from the potluck . . .
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