[Biorin]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Biorin Are your kids more alike or highly dissimilar in personality?

Highly dissimilar, aside from them both proving that the Terrible Twos are a very real period of assholery. Do you have more than one?

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Highly dissimilar, aside from them both proving that the Terrible Twos are a very real period of assholery. Do you have more than one?

I understand.

Nope. One girl is all I can afford.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

I understand.

Nope. One girl is all I can afford.

As a female only child, I really understand.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Biorin

As a female only child, I really understand.

Only child...

Explains so much... So much...

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Biorin

As a female only child, I really understand.

The cash-outflow is remarkable. I should just stop looking, but it's kinda like watching a train wreck. You just can't stop looking.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

The cash-outflow is remarkable. I should just stop looking, but it's kinda like watching a train wreck. You just can't stop looking.

Lemme help you... $315,000 for a child - birth to 18...

Does not include -

make up
Tampons / pads
Hair
Mani / Pedi
Cars
Insurance
Accidents
Trips
Prom
And of course in your case, not factoring in expensive uni's / law school and of course, her impending wedding...

Congratulations, could've had a la Ferrari... I trust you will be headed to happy hour?

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by shoei

Lemme help you... $315,000 for a child - birth to 18...

Does not include -

make up
Tampons / pads
Hair
Mani / Pedi
Cars
Insurance
Accidents
Trips
Prom
And of course in your case, not factoring in expensive uni's / law school and of course, her impending wedding...

Congratulations, could've had a la Ferrari... I trust you will be headed to happy hour?

Weird. Half the guys on here have the same expense list.
*avoids eye contact with sugarskulls*

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by anglo

F87LUV doesn't post in ot anymore.

Maybe I got tired of people talking sh*t and being disrespectful.

[ASBSECU E93]

Hey Biorin - A better question than MKSixer posed....

Have the young ones started complex calculus equations at such an early age as you did?

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

Maybe I got tired of people talking sh*t and being disrespectful.

How could one ever tire of that!?!

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

I understand.

Nope. One girl is all I can afford.

Is her name Sara...?

Just kidding!!!!!!!

Our pact is still good, right?!?!

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Is her name Sara...?

Just kidding!!!!!!!

Our pact is still good, right?!?!

Hahahahha. Even MKSixer couldn't afford Sara. She'd be like *swipe left*

(Is that the right direction? I'm old and uncool.)

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

Maybe I got tired of people talking sh*t and being disrespectful.

Ignore them...you were missed.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Is her name Sara...?

Just kidding!!!!!!!

Our pact is still good, right?!?!

Lol!
That was s good one!!

Pact good. shoei is still SOL.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Hey Biorin - A better question than MKSixer posed....

Have the young ones started complex calculus equations at such an early age as you did?

Not unless you can substitute calculus with Star Wars and rocks.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

How could one ever tire of that!?!

Especially with the ever-present anglo in one of his many reincarnations!

[1MOREMOD]

I can't keep you jackwaggons straight. Quit getting banned

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I can't keep you jackwaggons straight. Quit getting banned

Handy guide:

V12314325252 = Quincy
Quincy = Quincy
Person purportedly from foreign country who only posts in OT = Quincy
New poster who magically knows many facts about OT regulars = Quincy
Person who likes to post frequently in cool pics thread = Quincy
Person making derogatory comments disguised as compliments = Quincy
Person adding rude tag threads = Quincy
Person leg humping all females in sight, then becoming angry when rejected = Quincy
6/10 of all new Bimmerpost signups = Quincy

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Handy guide:

V12314325252 = Quincy
Quincy = Quincy
Person purportedly from foreign country who only posts in OT = Quincy
New poster who magically knows many facts about OT regulars = Quincy
Person who likes to post frequently in cool pics thread = Quincy
Person making derogatory comments disguised as compliments = Quincy
Person adding rude tag threads = Quincy
Person leg humping all females in sight, then becoming angry when rejected = Quincy
6/10 of all new Bimmerpost signups = Quincy

Just throw up a Quincy risk matrix based on post location, frequency, leg-humping (m and f) and left-handed comments. 1MOREMOD will thank you for this.

[The Choosey begger]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Ignore them...you were missed.

+1

[The Choosey begger]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Yep - life is full of surprises.

You knew that, though.

I was a dopey kid, I couldn't have gone to college while raising kids and dealing with baby daddies drama and still graduate by 21 or 22.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by anglo

I was a dopey kid, I couldn't have gone to college while raising kids and dealing with baby daddies drama and still graduate by 21 or 22.

Yeah, I'm not sure how I managed to graduate and get five guys to take a paternity test at the same time! That, and all the child support court dates were exhausting. At least you understand me