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      06-29-2018, 01:24 PM   #67
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There's just something about a lady using a word like that makes me shiver , you know like scraping your nails on a chaulkboard.

Pussy yes, C ... no, <shudders>

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There's just something about a lady using a word like that makes me shiver , you know like scraping your nails on a chaulkboard.

Pussy yes, C ... no, <shudders>
Oh I hate it too. Always have, but a lovely poster here has done that, that's why I wrote it so.

I like my men like I love my coffee: strong, silent and without friloies, tall and with a huge handle.
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Oh I hate it too. Always have, but a lovely poster here has done that, that's why I wrote it so.

I like my men like I love my coffee: strong, silent and without frijoles, tall and with a huge handle.
OK...without beans?
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OK...without beans?
I tend to go for the synthetic versions these days. All that grinding was just too much.
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Yet men call me a cunt here...

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Welp... See you next Tuesday
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Oh I hate it too. Always have, but a lovely poster here has done that, that's why I wrote it so.

I like my men like I love my coffee: strong, silent and without friloies, tall and with a huge handle.
Wait...wait...wait...I thought you wrote frijoles? But no I was seeing things. What the heck are friloies?
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I tend to go for the synthetic versions these days. All that grinding was just too much.
Yes. To much grinding can lead to irritation in sensitive areas.
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Wait...wait...wait...I thought you wrote frijoles? But no I was seeing things. What the heck are friloies?
I'm horrible dyslexic and if the autocorrect fixes something, or I hit the keys wrong, I can't see it until someone quotes it most times.

Frillies, as in those girly thingies men these days do.
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I'm horrible dyslexic and if the autocorrect fixes something, or I hit the keys wrong, I can't see it until someone quotes it most times.

Frillies, as in those girly thingies men these days do.
Ahhh!!! I'm safe. I stopped wearing lace last year.
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Yes. To much grinding can lead to irritation in sensitive areas.
I like my men as I do with bunns. Warm, quiet, preferably with some crust.

Lol, I'm taking over the man thread, hell no to advocating for the real thing now!
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Ahhh!!! I'm safe. I stopped wearing lace last year.
I truly hope I've sent you a friend invite by now, you're an absolute joy for this forum, and apparently fashionable too.
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Lol, I'm taking over the man thread, hell no to advocating for the real thing now!
White or whole wheat?
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Like my E93, topless and smooth.
You make your boyfriend wax? That's a bit cruel.
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I truly hope I've sent you a friend invite by now, you're an absolute joy for this forum, and apparently fashionable too.
You consistently derail my orderly thought processes!
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White or whole wheat?
Rye. I like my catchers with a bit of of taste buttons enticing slow release.
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Rye. I like my catchers with a bit of of taste buttons enticing slow release.
Why did I know you were going to say Rye...

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Why did I know you were going to say Rye...

XO

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Cuz I'm your dream woman, I'm too hard to catch, but oh so predictable in your mind you'll compare all else to me!

Don't worry, one day your find your rye girl.

These good natured slap mathches are the reason I won't die as a bitter cat lady. These show the better side of us all.

Well done sir,

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I thought we were friends.....
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Cuz I'm your dream woman, I'm too hard to catch, but oh so predictable in your mind you'll compare all else to me!

Don't worry, one day your find your rye girl.

These good natured slap mathches are the reason I won't die as a bitter cat lady. These show the better side of us all.

Well done sir,

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I thought we were friends.....
Did Jody steal your boyfriend, Judy?

That's cool, let's have a spa day. I know where to score men that'll make you feel better!
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I thought you liked tri-pods
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