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      08-18-2016, 07:48 PM   #89
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Not to sound like jtodd_fl ( ) but we bitch and moan how there's no girls around and when they do show up, we make asinine passive aggressive comments basically degrading them...

Way to ruin it for all the rest of the leg humpers !!!



I guess we're back to watching smoosh leg hump 1MOREMOD - *sigh
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Not to sound like jtodd_fl ( ) but we bitch and moan how there's no girls around and when they do show up, we make asinine passive aggressive comments basically degrading them...

Way to ruin it for all the rest of the leg humpers !!!



I guess we're back to watching smoosh leg hump 1MOREMOD - *sigh
You can keep that show all to yourself.
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Not to sound like jtodd_fl ( ) but we bitch and moan how there's no girls around and when they do show up, we make asinine passive aggressive comments basically degrading them...

Way to ruin it for all the rest of the leg humpers !!!



I guess we're back to watching smoosh leg hump 1MOREMOD - *sigh
Dude. sounding like me is a significant improvement for you. Congrats!i don't have a patent on being "halfway decent". Heh.
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Not to sound like jtodd_fl ( ) but we bitch and moan how there's no girls around and when they do show up, we make asinine passive aggressive comments basically degrading them...

Way to ruin it for all the rest of the leg humpers !!!



I guess we're back to watching smoosh leg hump 1MOREMOD - *sigh

I was mean to 1MOREMOD last night and that's not bc he rejected my advances. I dont wanna be blamed for losing 1MOREMOD.

i apologize for my behavior.
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Not to sound like jtodd_fl ( ) but we bitch and moan how there's no girls around and when they do show up, we make asinine passive aggressive comments basically degrading them...

Way to ruin it for all the rest of the leg humpers !!!



I guess we're back to watching smoosh leg hump 1MOREMOD - *sigh
Dude. sounding like me is a significant improvement for you. Congrats!i don't have a patent on being "halfway decent". Heh.
Is "halfway decent" like saying, "I'm halfway hard"?? I can't keep up cuz of all the homosexual innuendos flying around here as of late...

It's so confusing cuz of Tranny Thursday...
This must be how belgie felt for 8 months with C5...
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Not to sound like jtodd_fl ( ) but we bitch and moan how there's no girls around and when they do show up, we make asinine passive aggressive comments basically degrading them...

Way to ruin it for all the rest of the leg humpers !!!



I guess we're back to watching smoosh leg hump 1MOREMOD - *sigh
Dude. sounding like me is a significant improvement for you. Congrats!i don't have a patent on being "halfway decent". Heh.
Is "halfway decent" like saying, "I'm halfway hard"?? I can't keep up cuz of all the homosexual innuendos flying around here as of late...

It's so confusing cuz of Tranny Thursday...
This must be how belgie felt for 8 months with C5...
Isn't "halfway hard" one of those songs on your diverse playlists. By Creed maybe?
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Not to sound like jtodd_fl ( ) but we bitch and moan how there's no girls around and when they do show up, we make asinine passive aggressive comments basically degrading them...

Way to ruin it for all the rest of the leg humpers !!!



I guess we're back to watching smoosh leg hump 1MOREMOD - *sigh
Dude. sounding like me is a significant improvement for you. Congrats!i don't have a patent on being "halfway decent". Heh.
Is "halfway decent" like saying, "I'm halfway hard"?? I can't keep up cuz of all the homosexual innuendos flying around here as of late...

It's so confusing cuz of Tranny Thursday...
This must be how belgie felt for 8 months with C5...
Isn't "halfway hard" one of those songs on your diverse playlists. By Creed maybe?
I would've thought you meant something more your era - Creedance Clearwater Revival? No?
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Not to sound like jtodd_fl ( ) but we bitch and moan how there's no girls around and when they do show up, we make asinine passive aggressive comments basically degrading them...

Way to ruin it for all the rest of the leg humpers !!!



I guess we're back to watching smoosh leg hump 1MOREMOD - *sigh

I was mean to 1MOREMOD last night and that's not bc he rejected my advances. I dont wanna be blamed for losing 1MOREMOD.

i apologize for my behavior.
Everyone was enjoying this reincarnation of you... Just knock off the passive aggressive shiet and all is well... It's not that complicated...
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Not to sound like jtodd_fl ( ) but we bitch and moan how there's no girls around and when they do show up, we make asinine passive aggressive comments basically degrading them...

Way to ruin it for all the rest of the leg humpers !!!



I guess we're back to watching smoosh leg hump 1MOREMOD - *sigh

I was mean to 1MOREMOD last night and that's not bc he rejected my advances. I dont wanna be blamed for losing 1MOREMOD.

i apologize for my behavior.
Everyone was enjoying this reincarnation of you... Just knock off the passive aggressive shiet and all is well... It's not that complicated...
Well... ENJOYING is a strong word...
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Not to sound like jtodd_fl ( ) but we bitch and moan how there's no girls around and when they do show up, we make asinine passive aggressive comments basically degrading them...

Way to ruin it for all the rest of the leg humpers !!!



I guess we're back to watching smoosh leg hump 1MOREMOD - *sigh

I was mean to 1MOREMOD last night and that's not bc he rejected my advances. I dont wanna be blamed for losing 1MOREMOD.

i apologize for my behavior.
Everyone was enjoying this reincarnation of you... Just knock off the passive aggressive shiet and all is well... It's not that complicated...
Well... ENJOYING is a strong word...
Hey !!! I was trying to be pleasant... Clearly it's unappreciated around these parts !!!

Sheesh... You people !!!
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If he's capable of producing a blond-haired, blue-eyed white kid, I'll add him to the roster.
That rules out just about everyone on the forum.
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If he's capable of producing a blond-haired, blue-eyed white kid, I'll add him to the roster.
That rules out just about everyone on the forum.
And here I was hoping I could scam another sucker for those car payments. Guess I'll have to do it the old fashioned way... Prostitution.
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Not to sound like jtodd_fl ( ) but we bitch and moan how there's no girls around and when they do show up, we make asinine passive aggressive comments basically degrading them...

Way to ruin it for all the rest of the leg humpers !!!



I guess we're back to watching smoosh leg hump 1MOREMOD - *sigh
What?!?! Next your going to go off the deep end and tell me that no doesn't mean yes.
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And here I was hoping I could scam another sucker for those car payments. Guess I'll have to do it the old fashioned way... Prostitution.
I don't know how to respond without being disrespectful or degrading.
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I don't know how to respond without being disrespectful or degrading.
This is a kinder, gentler, OT.
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Not to sound like jtodd_fl ( ) but we bitch and moan how there's no girls around and when they do show up, we make asinine passive aggressive comments basically degrading them...

Way to ruin it for all the rest of the leg humpers !!!



I guess we're back to watching smoosh leg hump 1MOREMOD - *sigh
Dude. sounding like me is a significant improvement for you. Congrats!i don't have a patent on being "halfway decent". Heh.
Is "halfway decent" like saying, "I'm halfway hard"?? I can't keep up cuz of all the homosexual innuendos flying around here as of late...

It's so confusing cuz of Tranny Thursday...
This must be how belgie felt for 8 months with C5...
Isn't "halfway hard" one of those songs on your diverse playlists. By Creed maybe?
I would've thought you meant something more your era - Creedance Clearwater Revival? No?
You're showing your age with that failed attempt to burn....

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This is a kinder, gentler, OT.
No, it is just an OT without Grimey. Oh wait - you're right too...
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Oh my gosh, I've just been waiting for you to come along and ask so I can validate my self-worth by whoring myself out for attention. What took you so long?
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