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      08-19-2016, 02:10 PM   #133
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Can I comment on him being a man nurse?? Is that acceptable?
I'm all for it, hopefully its something I haven't heard before. Although in all fairness, it would have been better to just have said it and not ask for permission.
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      08-19-2016, 02:15 PM   #134
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Why is there so much shed hair all over evreything? I pull the equivalent of a small animal out of my drain every morning after my fiancé showers??
Humans shed up to 100 hairs a day! It's more noticeable when it's long. I'm like a fuckin border collie.
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      08-19-2016, 02:17 PM   #135
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Hahaha.

I totally see your way, but I'm very glad I changed my mind. It takes the right person and the right circumstances and the plans change. You're new here but I'm even after kids and this life the wild child here, so maybe everyone doesn't die a horrible death after kids and commitment.
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Can I comment on him being a man nurse?? Is that acceptable?
How is a male nurse different from a female nurse? I really don't get why men have to say male nurse...

Hey it could be one of those things like stating your sex in a car forum: You take on the pervs and then make friends with the normal folks.
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Why is there so much shed hair all over evreything? I pull the equivalent of a small animal out of my drain every morning after my fiancé showers??
Oh fuck off...

My dogs she'd insanely. Our vacuum cleaner handles it well, but the fucking robot fets killed with my hair.

It's not that we she'd more, its just so much longer! Tell the fiancé she'd be hot if she had short hair and you're hairfree.
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      08-19-2016, 02:18 PM   #136
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I'm all for it, hopefully its something I haven't heard before. Although in all fairness, it would have been better to just have said it and not ask for permission.
He's my bitch, he is banned from being mean if not asking for a permission from me first. My permission is only over ruled by his girlfriend.

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      08-19-2016, 02:19 PM   #137
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Lol! I am not, I just felt like answering for once. I think the pain is very, very different.

Hasn't! I forgot about it! I did give a person who was leaving a shelter a tv, xbox, beds, carpers and a car, so will it be enough?

I'm sorry, I forgot my promise.
Well, I think the cash surrender value of the above approximates your promise, so as long as it was to someone in need, I'll consider your duty to be done and therefore hold up my end of the bargain not to harass you about said party anymore.

Interestingly enough though, you did not negotiate the cessation of future harassment on other topics should they arise. I'm just pointing that out...point of clarification if you will to this deal.
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      08-19-2016, 02:22 PM   #138
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Can I comment on him being a man nurse?? Is that acceptable?
I'm all for it, hopefully its something I haven't heard before. Although in all fairness, it would have been better to just have said it and not ask for permission.
You'd have to appreciate the dynamics with dear old Lupsey... She's like a mother hen - literally and figuratively speaking...

I'm sure you've heard a plenty, nothing wrong with what you do... Make money and make nurses... Handle your manual disimpaction... Err, business... Handle your business... Typo...
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He's my bitch, he is banned from being mean if not asking for a permission from me first. My permission is only over ruled by his girlfriend.

Welcome to the OT. The etiquette is strict
As an intro to Lups (to RnmEvo9) - she is from the land where the women talk, but are not understood, and where the men do not talk, but are understood.

Just read some of her posts...you'll see.
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      08-19-2016, 02:23 PM   #140
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He's my bitch, he is banned from being mean if not asking for a permission from me first. My permission is only over ruled by his girlfriend.

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LOL sucks for him, I never ask for permission and just do what I want.
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LOL sucks for him, I never ask for permission and just do what I want.
Okay, Gaylord Focker.
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      08-19-2016, 02:25 PM   #142
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As an intro to Lups (to RnmEvo9) - she is from the land where the women talk, but are not understood, and where the men do not talk, but are understood.

Just read some of her posts...you'll see.
Sounds like a bunch of manginas around here then. Its about time they take their balls back.
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You'd have to appreciate the dynamics with dear old Lupsey... She's like a mother hen - literally and figuratively speaking...

I'm sure you've heard a plenty, nothing wrong with what you do... Make money and make nurses... Handle your manual disimpaction... Err, business... Handle your business... Typo...
I'm a dialysis nurse, I don't deal with that stuff.
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Well, I think the cash surrender value of the above approximates your promise, so as long as it was to someone in need, I'll consider your duty to be done and therefore hold up my end of the bargain not to harass you about said party anymore.

Interestingly enough though, you did not negotiate the cessation of future harassment on other topics should they arise. I'm just pointing that out...point of clarification if you will to this deal.
I sponsor women with kids here, basically I invite them in to my home, my kids are their kids friends and their kids come to my house for study sessions and tutoring and for playdates and lunches. Basically I'm babysitting so their mothers have time for their own therapy and for them to handle lawyers and living arrangements. Sadly the person I mentioned, I knew her. Yeah, not a happy story and since I still have extra stuff, I gave them to her and a friend of mine had an extra beater I bought for her.

I'm really proud of her for leaving the shithead but man why don't women walk earlier?

Oh and bring it on! I consider you a frenimy so we are cool.
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      08-19-2016, 02:29 PM   #145
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Sounds like a bunch of manginas around here then. Its about time they take their balls back.
No, no, she's actually from a different land. Like...outside America. I know, weird eh?
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No, no, she's actually from a different land. Like...outside America. I know, weird eh?
I'm not talking about her, I'm talking about all the guys who kiss her ass for no apparent reason.
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I sponsor women with kids here, basically I invite them in to my home, my kids are their kids friends and their kids come to my house for study sessions and tutoring and for playdates and lunches. Basically I'm babysitting so their mothers have time for their own therapy and for them to handle lawyers and living arrangements. Sadly the person I mentioned, I knew her. Yeah, not a happy story and since I still have extra stuff, I gave them to her and a friend of mine had an extra beater I bought for her.

I'm really proud of her for leaving the shithead but man why don't women walk earlier?
I don't know, really I don't. Emotional bond from the beginning maybe? Or maybe they think he's still decent to the kids and so that keeps them there?

But yeah, I don't get those relationships. I remember my uncle telling me a story one time where he witnessed this fight and the guy started to hit the woman and was being abusive. He stepped in to stop it (was in this work camp type thing) and both of them turned on him and started yelling at him. So he stepped away and said forget it, I'll never get involved in this type of thing again.
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Why is there so much shed hair all over evreything? I pull the equivalent of a small animal out of my drain every morning after my fiancé showers??
Make sure Aatish is not sneaking in and using your shower while you are at work.
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I'm not talking about her, I'm talking about all the guys who kiss her ass for no apparent reason.
I like you. When shoei is an asshole, you always feel like he's trying. You, you make it seem effortless. Well played sir.

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As an intro to Lups (to RnmEvo9) - she is from the land where the women talk, but are not understood, and where the men do not talk, but are understood.

Just read some of her posts...you'll see.
Cute. Remember this is my fourth language and I'm the one in a million who has dyslexia this bad and still writes and reads in more than one languages.

It's the autocorrect that fucks me up, since I don't see it changing words. I'm pretty good with this language in general, considering I've only studied it for a few years.
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I like you. When shoei is an asshole, you always feel like he's trying. You, you make it seem effortless. Well played sir.

Thank you for the compliment.
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I'm not talking about her, I'm talking about all the guys who kiss her ass for no apparent reason.
I like you. When shoei is an asshole, you always feel like he's trying. You, you make it seem effortless. Well played sir.

You mean kind of like the effort you put in to leg hump but it looks like you're trying too hard to make it seem like you're not creepy?

That kind of effort?
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You mean kind of like the effort you put in to leg hump but it looks like you're trying too hard to make it seem like you're not creepy?

That kind of effort?
Yes... exactly like that.
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